84 Golfing Puns to Make Your Caddy Chuckle!

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Golfing Puns

Let’s par-ty!
Golfing me crazy!
Talk birdie to me.
Just golfing around!
It’s a tee-utiful day.
Putter late than never.
Swingininto the weekend!
No goofing, just golfing.
Golfing is my fore-ever love!
Golfing is a hole lot of fun!
Can’t stop, won’t stop golfing.
Golfing is my kind of clubbing!
My golfing buddies are tee-rific!
When in doubt, just keep golfing!
Fore-get About It!

Life’s a pitch and then you putt.
I find golfing quite up-tees-ing!
Fore better or worse, I love golf.
Golf is my par-fect escape.
Golfing makes me feel above par.
Some chase dreams, I chase birdies.
When life gets rough, I go golfing!
Golfing… because adulting is hard.
Golfing all day keeps the stress away.
Putt it on my tab, I’m golfing today!
Golfing keeps me out of the rough times!
Every golfing day is a stroke of genius.
The go-to drink for golfers is tee-quila.
I’m feeling chipper after my golfing round!
I’ve got 99 problems but golfing ain’t one.
Can’t stop golfing, I’m hooked on the swing!
Golfing my way into the weekend like a boss.
Green With Envy!
Golf is an easy game… it’s just hard to play.
Golfing is my cardio—emotional, not physical.
The golfer’s favorite type of music is swing.
Putt a smile on your face, it’s time for golf!
Golf is a fairway to exercise my swing skills.
Golfing with you is always a stroke of genius.
I’ve been golfing crazy lately—tee-rific times!
I’m golfing like a pro, but still having a ball!
Golfing ain’t easy, but someone’s gotta duff it.
Fore-play at its finest: an afternoon of golfing!
Golfing on thin ice… but the outfit’s still cute.
Golfing, where I always putt my best foot forward.
Golf isn’t about winning; it’s about having a ball!
Golfing is just walking with a purpose—and a wedge.
A golfer’s favorite day of the week is Wedge-nesday.
Golfers and their caddies always have a ball together.
When the golf ball hit the sand, it was a real beach day!
The golfer’s favorite type of candy is a hole-in-one bar.
Nothing cures a bad mood like golfing it out on the green.
He didn’t golf on cloudy days – too afraid of a fore-cast.
Computers are good at golf because they have a hard drive.
Putterly Ridiculous!

I don’t always golf, but when I do, I swing for the stars.
My golf game is like a bad date – full of hooks and slices.
I’m not a regular golfer, I’m a hole-in-fun kind of player!
Her golf game is so strong, even the birdies tweet about it.
The tournament was intense, but the players putt up with it.
The golfer was in the rough, but he putted his worries away.
My golf shoes are spiked, just like my interest in this game!
I don’t always golf, but when I do, I have a putt-tastic time.
Golfing is my favorite way to iron out the wrinkles in my day.
Keep calm and carry a club; you never know when you’ll need it.
The golfers were green with envy when they saw his hole in one.
Golfers bring two pairs of pants in case they get a hole in one.
A golf ball and a golf club had a date—they hit it off instantly!
I like my golf game like I like my coffee – with a lot of swings.
Golfers stay calm during a storm by riding it out on the fairway.
Tee’d Off But Still On Par!

Golf is a game of inches, and I’m miles ahead in fun!
Love is a lot like golf — all about the follow-through.
Mondays don’t hit as hard when you’re golfing on a Friday mindset.
The golf ball went on strike because it was tired of being teed off.
Golf is like life.. you strive for the green, but end up in the hole.
Bringing extra socks is a hole-in-one emergency strategy for golfers.
My golf game has drive, but it’s taking a detour through the woods.
The golf course was in great shape, so the golfer was fairway to heaven.
I’m not avoiding responsibilities… I’m just out here golfing my feelings.
If you’re a golfer, you really can’t avoid the sand—it’s part of the course!
We met on the green… now we’re a match play made in heaven.
Golfing is my happy place, where the only thing I’m worried about is my handicap.
Golfing with friends: where the swings are questionable, but the laughter is always on par.