126 Time Puns That Prove Humor Is Always Timely!

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Time Puns

When in doubt, time out!
Having a whale of a time!
Don’t let time sand away.
Caffeine is a s-time-ulant.
I shot my clock to kill time.
Tick-tock, I’m on clock nine!
On time or on my own timeline!
Tide and time wait for no man.
Hands down, it’s time to shine!
I don’t waste time—I recycle it!
Let’s make every moment timeless.
Time flies when you’re having rum.
Time to dial into some more humor.
Time to gear up for the next hour.
Time’s up for boring conversations!
Time flies, but I’m barely taxiing!
Time to wind down after a long day.
This is my moment in time to shine.
A chicken that keeps time is a cluck.
Feeling like a million seconds today!
Time to spell out your plans clearly.
It’s high time we made this timeless.
Time to strike while the clock is hot.
I’m just a minute away from greatness.
A clock’s favorite game: Tick-tack-toe.
I’m gearing up for a monumental minute.
Time flies… but I prefer a soft landing!
Good times ahead, leave the rest behind!
Just trying to clock in some good times!
I’m always in the nick of time—minute-ly!
A clock’s favorite rock band is Timeflies.
Running out of time, but not out of style!
Just a little time traveler in the making!
My time never runs out, it just strolls leisurely.
No time to waste… except on coffee breaks!
Tick-tock, don’t watch the clock—just rock!

Timing is everything—tick tock, let’s rock!
Ahead of my time, but still hitting snooze!
Time to seal the deal before it slips away.
One candy never arrives on time, choco-late.
Let’s make some time pasta together tonight.
Making time for the things that matter most.
No hour is better than this hour—carpe diem!
You can’t spell ‘time’ without ‘I’ and ‘me’!
When life gives you time, make it countdown.
I’m in a time crunch, but I’ll make it work!
Time to face the music—the clock is ticking!
Time is a thief, but Netflix is an accomplice.
Better late than never, but on time is better!
Don’t rush—take your time to enjoy the moment.
I’m second guessing my time management skills.
I don’t need a clock to tell you I’m timeless!
Just like a bad haircut, time waits for no one.
The clock’s battery died, and time stood still.
Don’t alarm me—I was just in a timely daydream!
Killing time or making memories?

I’m not just killing time; I’m making it count!
If you think about it, time flies like an arrow.
Time is money, but I’m all about saving seconds.
I’m on borrowed time—but it’s a good investment!
I’m clocking in some quality time with my watch.
No need to watch the clock—I’m a second to none!
Time is precious, so I’m just going to nap on it.
They told me to be on time. So, I sat on a clock.
I’m having the time of my life, minute by minute.
Let’s just say I’m timing the market on this one!
I tried to be on time, but my timing was way off.
Time to unwind—literally, my watch needs a break.
Working in a clock factory is very time consuming.
Time to espresso yourself before the day brews up.
Don’t worry, I’m just taking my time—tick by tick!
I couldn’t find my watch, so I lost track of time.
Don’t waste my time, or I might just tick you off!
When time zips by, you just gotta seize the minute!
I’m writing a book on time travel. It’s about time.
Said the impatient clock who was tired of watching.
Running out of time – wish I could put it on my tab!
Time to ketchup on all the things I’ve been missing.
Time is money, so I’m on the clock about my dollars!
It’s about time I got a new clock!

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I tried to beat the clock, but time always wins.
Time’s a great healer, but it charges by the hour.
Take your time—there’s no rush, just hush.
I keep buying fancy watches, yet never have enough time.
My stopwatch knows it’s the best at what it seconds.
Time waits for no one, but I’m good at hide and seek!
Caught in a time warp – just spinning through seconds!
Caught in a tide of time – just trying to stay afloat!
Time is money, but my wallet says time needs a raise!
Timing is everything… but let’s keep it timeless!
No time like the present – unless it’s wrapped in a bow!
When the clock gets hungry, it goes back four seconds!
I’m on a minute mission—minute by minute, I’m winning!
Every time machine comes with its own tick of assurance.
There’s no time like the present, unless it’s happy hour.
I made a belt out of old watches. It was a waist of time!
My watch loves narrating stories from its tick-tock past.
If I had a nickel for every tick-tock, I’d be timing rich!
My watch is always on time—it’s very second-hand.
Time to seize the day… before it slips away!
Caught in a race against time—but I’ve got the timing down!
I set my clock to the right time, but it still ticks me off.
Tick-tock, I’m in shock—time sure loves to mock!
Time and tide wait for none, but I’d wait for a good dessert!
Don’t watch the clock—do what it does: keep going, tick-tock!
Making time laugh is the most efficient way to get it moving.
I’m always on time-out when it comes to serious conversations.
Time heals all wounds, but it’s a bit of a secondhand approach.
I’m not late; I just make a grand entrance in my own time zone!
Time is a great healer, but I guess it needs a little first aid.
Clocks are wound up, so they always have a tick up their sleeve.
The clock factory is booming; it’s really time well spent there.
Every second counts… especially when it’s about time management.
Clocking out but always on time!

I’m here for a time out – life’s a bit too timing-ful right now.
Celebrating the time we fall back an hour by drinking in unison.
Time waits for no one, but it sure knows how to run away from me.
When you only have 60 seconds to vent about how your daytimedout.
Just like soap in the shower, time slips right through your fingers.
Time and dough rise when left alone, but only one makes a good pizza.
Time flies when you’re having fun, but it’s a flier when you’re a pilot.
When the clock strikes, I’m in my prime—tick-tock, it’s my time to shine!
I was going to tell a time joke, but I couldn’t find the right minute to say it.
Time is like bubble wrap—you can’t resist popping through it but regret it later.