78 Cupid Puns To Charm Your Sweetheart!

Let’s be real — love is hard, but clever Cupid puns? Even harder.

You want cheeky, not cheesy. Sweet, not basic. I get it — as a full-time content creator, I’ve spent years turning “meh” into memorable.

These Cupid puns are your secret weapon to flirt, joke, and charm your feed into heart-eyes mode. If you’ve ever panicked before hitting “post,” this list is about to be your pun soulmate.

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Cupid Puns

I’m a Cupid-aholic!
Cupid it real good.
Stop cupid-ing around!
Keep calm and Cupid on.
You’ve been Cupid-noticed.
All’s fair in love and Cupid.
Cupid me up before you go-go.
Stay stupid, shoot like Cupid.
Cupid’s arrows are gluten-free!
Arrow dynamic duo—me and Cupid!
Cupid Calling.

Gone Cupid Fishing… for Hearts!
Cupid hit me like a ton of feathers.
Cupid’s dart never misses the heart.
Love at first arrow, thanks to Cupid.
Love’s a bullseye when Cupid’s in charge.
Cupid excels at the sport of heart-chery.
Love’s in the air, and Cupid’s the pilot.
Feeling so Cupid today—must be Valentine’s Day.
Not to be Cupid, but we’d look cute together.
Cupid’s got me feeling arrow-tically in love.
I’m just winging it — like Cupid on espresso.
Love is a game, and Cupid always plays to win.
Cupid? More like Stupid in Love.

I didn’t fall in love — I got sniped by Cupid.
Under Cupid’s spell, two hearts beat as one.
I’m not being stupid; I’m being Cupid-lyin love.
When Cupid’s around, love always strikes twice!
Cupid’s aim is on point, unlike my dating life.
Love’s in the air… must be Cupid’s airstrike.
Cupid’s favorite type of dance is the arrow-bics.
Cupid’s favorite type of chocolate is arrow-mint.
Cupid ignites love’s fireworks with just a flick of his bow!
A gentle nudge from Cupid, and I’m head over heels.
Cupid upgraded to missiles, beware of love bombs!
When Cupid needs a break, he takes a love-cation.
Love may be blind, but Cupid sure has perfect aim!
Don’t be Cupid.

Don’t be so cu-picky, just let Cupid do his thing.
Love is a battlefield, and Cupid is a sharpshooter!
Cupid doesn’t do cardio—he runs through hearts.
Turns out Cupid’s a sniper, not just a sweetheart.
Cupid’s got game — and he’s not arrow-gant about it.
I thought love wasstupiduntil I metCupid’—that’s you.
Cupid must be working overtime—I’m seriously smitten.
I’m on cloud nine, thanks to Cupid’s air-matic touch.
I dodged Cupid’s arrow… and still pulled a hamstring.
Cupid’s aim is so good, it’s like he’s using Love GPS.
Caught in Cupid’s web, and I never want to break free.
Cupid’s arrow always hits the mark – he’s quite sharp!
You’ve arrowed my heart, and now I’m love-struck-cupid!
When Cupid takes aim, it’s always love at first flight.
Cupid’s arrow pierced my heart, but it was worth the shot.
When Cupid tells a joke, it’s always a love at first laugh!
Love’s in the air, and Cupid’s clearly the pilot.
Cupid aimed his arrow, but my heart knew exactly where to go.
Cupid’s bow is the original love machine – it never misfires!
Cupid must be an archer, because he’s always hitting the mark.
Cupid enjoys being in nature, where love is always in the heir.
Cupid must be a DJ,cause you just dropped the beat of my heart.
You can always count on Cupid to hit the bullseye of your heart.
Cupid must have a sharp eye for love, his aim is always spot-on.
Our love is a rollercoaster, but Cupid enjoys the merry-go-round.
Keep it cute, keep it Cupid.

Cupid moonlights as a poet—his verses are always heartfelt.
Cupid must be a chef; he’s got all the right ingredients for love!
Love hit me so hard, I’m checking if Cupid moonlights as a boxer.
Cupid paints the skies with love—each arrow a stroke of genius!
Cupid must’ve been a mathematician because he’s got a perfect angle.
If love is a battlefield, then Cupid is the ultimate warrior of romance!
Cupid’s love life must be really flying high – he’s always on cloud nine!
Cupid must have a sweet tooth because he’s always dishing out candy hearts.
At the bakery, Cupid loves pie because it’s filled with love at first bite.
I opened my heart—and Cupid ran a love marathon straight through.
Cupid always shoots from the heart – he’s definitely not a quiver-ing wreck!
They say Cupid’s arrows are love at first sight, but I think mine need glasses.
Beware of Cupid’s arrows – once you’re struck, there’s no cure for the love bug.
Cupid’s love life is like a rollercoaster – it has its ups and downs, but it’s always exciting.