128 May Puns To Have You Blooming With Laughter!

Hey there, May pun enthusiast!

Get ready for a collection of hilarious May puns that will have you laughing all month long.

Say goodbye to dull conversations and hello to a new level of pun-tastic fun.

So sit back, relax, and get ready to enjoy some May madness.

Let’s get punny!

May Puns

• May the forks be with you!
• May the 4th be with you.
• May you have a splendid May!
• May you have a May-velous day!
• I’m feeling May-tastic today!
• Don’t delay, it’s already May!
• May your days be merry and May.
• It’s a Mayracle in the month of May!
• Fancy some herbal tea this May?
• May-king puns is my specialty.
• May I have another cup of coffee?
• Look at those May-jestic mountains!

• May the force be with you in May!
• May I stay in May to lay some hay?
• I need me a MAY-cation.
• May you have a blooming good month!
• In May, I may go to the bay to play.
• April puddles make May mud more fun!
• Don’t Mayke a Mayor of May mistakes.
• I’m head over heels in love with May.
• I may need to May-ke a decision soon.
• Let’s May-k a deal and have some fun.
• May blossoms bloom, chasing gloom away.
• Butterflies in May dance the day away.
• It’s Mayhem in May’s Mayoral Maynsion!
• Sunshine in May, making every day play.
• Early birds get the freshest May worms!
• May your Netflix queue be forever full.
• Mayflowers bring power!

• The flowers in May are absolute May-gic!
• May Day blooms with pennies for thoughts!
• May weather can be may-lignant to beach plans!
• May you find joy in every day this month!
• May your days be as sunny as the weather!
• The bay in May is where we spend our day.
• May the month ahead be filled with May-gic moments!
• I need a maycation , I may come back and I may not .
• Don’t let rain dampen your May spirits! It’s nature’s way of May-king everything lush!
• May you have a bloomin’ good time in the month of May!
• In May, I may-nage to wake up on time… sometimes.
• May your dreams be bigger than your fears.
• You May want to seize the day… it’s May!
• Running late due to a May-jor traffic jam!
• May your worries be light as a May breeze!
• May is so awesome, no wonder it gets an A+!
• May I have this dance?

• May-day, May-day! I’m drowning in May puns!
• May flowers bring June showers…or do they?
• Don’t be in disMay, it’s May – time to slay!
• Count your daisies before they bloom in May.
• I’m Mayking a Mayd dash for the Mayn course.
• Don’t wait until June, seize the day in May!
• May the fourth be with you on Star Wars Day.
• It’s May. Time to stop and smell the flowers!
• May your dreams be larger than Mount Everest!
• Girlfriend’s May-gazine cover in May calendar.
• May the odds be ever in your favor this month.
• May the May month be a-may-zing and full of possibilities!
• It’s May, so let’s make some mayhem with puns!
• Let’s May-stify our friends with clever puns!
• May the forest be with you – it’s tree-mendous!
• May the force be with you!

• It may be May, but it feels like March outside.
• Let’s May-ke a toast to all the May birthdays!
• May you find joy in the simple pleasures of May.
• Let’s make this May the best one yet, may I say!
• May the spring in your step last all month long.
• May-be it’s time to turn over a new leaf in May.
• May your heart blossom with happiness this May!
• May you find May-zen and tranquility in nature!
• Boss said vacation in May may not be a good time.
• Don’t let the showers in May rain on your parade.
• May the sauce be with you – pasta la vista, baby!
• I may not be a May-th whiz, but I can certainly May-nage my finances.
• May-ke sure you don’t forget Mayther’s Day in May!
• April showers bring May flowers… and allergies.
• May your days be filled with Mayhem and Mayrriment!
• May-be, Baby!

• May your month be merry and bright like a Maypole!
• May your workout be as fierce as your selfie game.
• May your weekends be long and your workdays short.
• May you have a magnificent May full of sunny days.
• May I offer you some May-onnaise for your sandwich?
• May your dance moves be as lit as a summer bonfire.
• May your Instagram feed be as curated as your life.
• May-nia is in the air – it’s the best time of year!
• April may have fooled us, but May will bring sunshine.
• May the odds be ever in your favor… for a great May.
• May your troubles be less and your blessings be more!
• May you always find joy in the little things in life.
• May-niac: someone who goes crazy in the month of May.
• May the month be filled with laughter and good cheer!
• May-hem in bloom!

• May your cocktails be strong and your hangovers short.
• Got may-zed in the bookstore during May reading plans!
• May your deadlines be flexible and your snacks endless!
• May your Wi-Fi signal be strong and your coffee be hot!
• May the force of gravity be with you – but not too much!
• It’s May-hem in the garden with all the growing plants!
• A lazy daisy in May is called a push-up flower.
• A bee that’s always busy in May is a May-Bee!
• May is the kindest month because it has Mother’s Day.
• May: when the grass is greener and my allergies are meaner.
• Spring is in the air…and May is here to give it a little push.
• May broke up with April because it was tired of all the showers.
• As we say goodbye to April showers, hello to May flowers!
• April may have ended, but the fun is just beginning in May
• I may have May-de a mistake by wearing socks with sandals.
• May your troubles be bubbles and your laughter contagious!
• I May have a lot on my plate, but I’ll handle it with grace.
• I May be a May-gician because I always make things disappear.
• I May have a lot on my plate, but I’ll still make time for you.
• May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short this month.
• May-ke a splash!

• April showers bring May flowers, but May puns bring June swoons!
• May your ambitions bloom as beautifully as the flowers this May!
• I’m so excited for May, I can hardly contain myself. I May explode!
• Got May-ssed up in spring cleaning instead of May wardrobe updates!
• Here’s to a May filled with vibrant hues and boundless opportunities!
• May your worries be light as a feather and your wallet heavy as a brick!
• May your goals for this month spring into action with vigor and vitality!
• May the beers be cold and the BBQs hot…because it’s officially grilling season.

Congratulations, pun enthusiast! You’ve just unlocked the May-themed wordplay jackpot! ????

Armed with these puns, you’re ready to spread joy and laughter everywhere you go.

So go forth, pun warrior, and let your wit shine bright like the May sun! ☀️