91 Gourd Puns To Make Your Fall Festivities a Hit!

Let’s be real—coming up with the perfect seasonal pun is no easy feat. But when it comes to gourd puns? You might feel… stumped.

Lucky for you, I’ve crafted a gourd-geous lineup of puns that will squash your creative block.

Whether you need puns, dad jokes, or fall-flavored humor, this list has you covered.

Ready to get punny? Let’s gourd!

Gourd Puns

• Gourd morning!
• Gourd bless America!
• Gourd luck with that!
• Feeling gourd-acious!
• Gourd bless this mess!
• Don’t worry, be gourd!
• Oh my gourd, it’s fall!
• Let’s get gourd-tastic!
• Keep calm and gourd on.
• A gourd day to be alive.
• Stay gourd, stay humble.
• Feeling gourd-ful today!
• You have a rind of gold.
• You’re a gourd of wisdom!
• This gourd life is my jam!
• This is un-gourd-gettable!
• Gourd vibes only!

• Oh my gourd, I love autumn!
• Gourds just wanna have fun!
• You’re the gourd of my eye!
• Gourd timing is everything.
• It’s a gourd life after all!
• I’m totally gourd-struck!
• Don’t be a gourd-ge, share the love!
• Stay calm and carry a gourd.
• You’ve gourd to be kidding me!
• I’m gourd’geous inside and out.
• I’m hollow, gourd to meet you!
• This idea is simply gourd-eous!
• Squash the haters and gourd on!
• Everything is gourd to be okay!
• That joke was un-gourd-gettable!
• Oh my gourd, it’s fall-tastic!

• My love for gourds is plantastic!
• Life is gourd when you’re around.
• Have a gourd time on Halloween!
• A gourd laugh is the best medicine.
• You’ve got a gourd sense of humor!
• This gourd is the apple of my pie.
• Oh my gourd, you’re squash-tastic!
• You can’t beet my love for gourds.
• That’s a gourd-geous sight to see!
• Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
• Enjoying life one gourd at a thyme.
• Squash goals: to be a gourd person.
• No need to be gourd, let’s have fun!
• Gourd things come to those who wait.
• Gourd things come to those who wait!
• I’ve got a gourd feeling about this!
• It’s not just good—it’s gourd-tastic!
• Don’t gourd your heart, let it shine!
• Life is gourd, especially in the fall!
• You’re looking spec-gourd-tacular!
• Stay gourd-geous!

• Pumpkin up the fun, it’s gourd season!
• I yam what I yam, a lover of all gourds.
• I’m totally fall-ing for this gourd mood!
• You’re just gourd-geous, inside and out!
• You really gourd my heart with that one!
• Don’t be a sour grape, be a sweet gourd!
• The gourd old days were simply the best.
• Gourd help me, I can’t stop making puns!
• No need to panic—just keep your gourd up!
• You’ve got to be kitten me, that’s gourd!
• Let’s all gourd together and make this happen!
• Pumpkin up the volume – it’s gourd season!
• Life’s gourd when you’re with good company!
• No need to be bitter, just stay gourd-hearted!
• When life gives you pumpkins, make gourd-ness!
• Feeling like an acorn in a giant pumpkin world!
• Oh kale yeah! This is one gourd of a time!
• You’re gourd-geous, truly one in a pumpkin-ion!
• Don’t be a gourd’ener, spread positivity instead!
• This Halloween, let’s get gourd-geous and ghostly.
• I’m totally gourd-ing for a pumpkin spice latte!
• You’ve gourd to be kidding me!

• Oh gourd, this is going to be a fang-tastic night!
• You’re a-maize-ing, but let’s not gourd overboard!
• Don’t be a sour grape, be a sweet pumpkin instead.
• If at first, you don’t succeed, gourd on and try again!
• I’m just here for the gourd times and pumpkin spice!
• I’m feeling grape-ful for all these gourd memories!
• Let’s turnip the beet and make this party a gourd time!
• I’m so gourd at this, I could do it with my eyes closed!
• Lettuce celebrate, because you’re simply gourd-eous!
• It’s a gourd night for some root beer and laughter!
• Oh, the gourd old days—they were simply the best!

• Good times and tan-ger-ines: we’re here for the gourd tales!
• This is gourd-geous! It’s like a pumpkin patch under the moon!
• You’re the apple to my cider, but gourdgeous in your own right.
• Gourd up and get ready—this night’s gonna be un-beet-able!

You came, you laughed, and hopefully, you found a pun  to squash any dull moment. Humor makes life lighter—especially when you find creativity in the unexpected.

So take these puns, own them, and spread the joy. A well-timed joke can change everything.

Keep punning, and stay gourd-geous!