80 Paladin Puns That Are More Righteous Than Divine Smite!

Let’s face it—coming up with a funny Paladin pun can feel tougher than fighting a dragon with a butter knife. You want that holy pun power, but inspiration doesn’t always resurrect. Fear not, brave word warrior!

After years crafting viral posts, I’ve forged a list of Paladin puns your D&D bard would envy. So, if your humor needs divine intervention—grab your shield and sword—it’s pun time.

Paladin Puns

• Palad-in it to win it!
• Paladin it to the limit!
• Paladin-tastically done!
• Holy moly, it’s a Paladin!
• Palad-in for the long haul!
• Pal-adin’t see that coming!
• Palad-in if you need a hand!
• Paladin-ning my own business.
• Keep calm and call a Paladin.
• I’m feeling Paladinated today!
• Always be Paladin-ing forward!
• Pal-adin’ Around- Chivalry Never Looked So Chill.

• I’m just Palad-in my best life.
• I’m not mad, just Palad-insulted.
• Be the Paladin of your own story.
• Holy smite! It’s a Paladin thing.
• Don’t Paladin your cards just yet.
• Paladin-ately obsessed with justice!
• Stop Paladin around and get serious.
• He Paladin-ately accepted the quest.
• In a world of chaos, be the Paladin.
• No bad vibes, only Paladin-tentions!
• You can’t spell pal without Paladin.
• No need to Paladjustify your bravery.
• I don’t just crusade, I Palad-invade!
• Holy smite, I’m on a Palad-in mission!
• A Paladin a day keeps the dragons away.
• Paladinner Is Served.

• Going from zero to Palad-in in no time!
• I’m not just any hero—I’m the Palad-in!
• Think like a knight, act like a Paladin.
• Stay shiny, Paladin my shoes for battle!
• Stand tall, shine bright — be the Paladin.
• Justice isn’t given — it’s Palad-in-forced.
• I’ve got 99 problems, but a lich ain’t one.
• Wow, you’re paladinnately good, aren’t you?
• Palad-in for a Penny, Palad-in for a Pound.
• When life gets tough, just Paladin your best!
• Don’t worry, I’ve got a Paladin in the fight!
• I always bring the light—even when it’s Paladim.
• I’d never cheat—I’m too Paladintegral for that.
• When the bass drops, I go full Paladance mode.
• Palad-in Training- Armor Today, Glory Tomorrow.

• That idea’s so bright, it’s knight and Paladin!
• Paladins don’t ghost their friends—they radiant.
• Sword sharp. Wit sharper. Palad-in for the win!
• Not today, evil chores. I’m on a Palad-in break.
• He’s the Paladinside scoop on everything heroic.
• She’s so bright, she outshines the Paladin-ment.
• Paladinmy way through life, one quest at a time!
• Let’s make it a pal-adinner and a movie tonight.
• Let’s Paladine the sand before the tide comes in.
• She’s a real knight owl — a Paladin of the night.
• When in doubt, let your smites be Paladinsightful!
• Not all heroes wear capes. Some just say Paladin.
• Gettin’ holy—Paladinner and prayers, every night!
• That was shocking—a true paladi-ning bolt moment!
• Never leave a Paladin hanging — it’s bad chivalry.
• Palad-in or Palad-out, I always stand for justice.
• Be the Paladin your younger self thought was cool.
• Don’t worry team, I’ll Palad-in and save our grade!
• When exams come, I channel my inner Paladintellect.
• Pal-adinner Party- Swords Down, Forks Up.

• Justice never looked this chill — Paladin approved.
• My sword isn’t rusty, it’s just well-Paladin-ished!
• The week’s just begun, time to Palad-in and conquer!
• Some call me a knight, but I’m just Paladin my duty!
• You can always count on a Paladin to knight the mood.
• I always take the high road—that’s the Paladin-ition!
• This is Paladinnertime — where courage meets curfew.
• Never doubt yourself—believe in your inner Palad-ignite!
• My laptop froze again—time to call Tech-Paladin support.
• One small step for man, one giant smite for Paladin-kind.
• Tried cooking without a recipe… it was pure Paladinsanity.
• Powered by honor, fueled by caffeine — the modern Paladin.
• I can’t start my crusade without my morning Palad-in of coffee.
• When your friends need help, it’s time for a paladintervention.
• He’s on a strict diet — mostly holy water and Pal-adinner rolls.
• A paladin put dice in baked goods to bring holy rolls to the adventure.
• In a world full of darkness, be the Paladin who carries a ring light of justice.

You came for Paladin puns, but you’re leaving with something even better—a fresh way to see creativity. Because crafting humor from heroism? That’s an art. It’s proof you can find gold in the smallest, silliest corners of language.

Let these puns inspire you to look at words differently—to see stories, laughter, and life itself through a more playful lens. You’re not just a punster now—you’re a pun paladin.