139 Hand Puns That Will Have You Clapping With Laughter!

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Hand Puns

Hand in glove.
Keep it handy!
Talk to the hand!
Hand-le with care!
Handmade with love.
A hand full of joy.
Hand-me-down wisdom.
Hand in hand we stand.
I’m all hands on deck.
Hand in hand, we stand.
Hand-crafted with love.
Hands up for the weekend!
Keep calm and hand-le it!
Caught red-handed in fun!
I’m hands down the winner!
Offhand comments welcomed.
We’re hand-in-hand on this.
Hand-icap your expectations.
Handsome is as handsome does.
Hands off—this pie’s all mine!
Hold my hand, we’ll go places.
I’m in good hands!

Handstand competitions are fun.
High-five for giving me a hand!
Handle every situation like a pro!
Handwritten letters are a lost art.
Talk to the hand—my ears are tired!
Hand it to you on a silver platter.
Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.
A clumsy hand is called afumblehand.
Hands play cards by dealing with it.
This deserves a round of hand-plause!
I’m not just any hand, I’m a handful!
A hand wave beats a poker face any day.
You’ve got the upper hand in card tricks!
The hand went to the party to wave hello.
Let’s give a big hand for a job well done!
A hand that’s always cold is a palm-sicle.
Hands bring finger sandwiches to a picnic.
The kind of music hands love is jazz hands.
A hand’s favorite superhero is Spider-hand.
A hand’s favorite exercise is Palm Pilates.
A hand always at the beach is a sandy hand.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Hand-picked just for you!

The palm of my hand is feeling quite lonely.
A hand that’s really fast is a “quick” hand.
Don’t hand-le me with care, I’m not a fruit!
A hand always late is a hand-ful of excuses.
He’s a handyman; he hand-les everything well!
A hand writes a love letter with handwriting.
I can’t keep my hands off this delicious cake.
I’ve got the upper hand in this game of cards.
I’d give you a hand, but I’m all thumbs today.
A hand that’s always on time is a second hand.
A hand’s favorite dance move is the hand jive.
The hand went to art school to draw attention.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
My hand’s so smart, it has a PhD in palm-istry.
The tree that fits in your hand is a palm tree.
The hand hit the gym to get ‘hand-some’ and fit.
My hand’s so strong, it can lift your spirits.
My hand’s in sync, it’s a real team player.
A hand’s favorite game is rock, paper, scissors.
This hand is so artistic, it deserves a hand-shake.
Hands play hide-and-seek with thumbs-up signals.
Don’t worry, I’ll handle this with my bare hands.
A hand’s favorite singer must be Palm McCartney.
A hand that can’t stop laughing is a giggle palm.
A hand wave beats a poker face any day.
Life’s a beach, but for your hands, it’s just sandsational.
I punched my monitor and now my hand really hertz.
When gloves fall in love, they become hand-in-glove.
There are around a handful of bones in a human hand.
My hand’s a magician, a true sleight of hand artist.
A helping hand.

A hand that’s good at telling tales is a palm-reader.
A hand that’s always lucky is called a winning hand.
Hands excel at basketball—they’re ball handlers.
Hands and arms joke often, they find it humerus.
The clock hands split—no time for each other.
Trust a hand with secrets—they excel at cover-ups.
The hand went to the spa for a relaxing palm reading.
Trying to keep my hands clean in this messy situation!
I want to open a glove shop. It’s a hands-on business.
Don’t show your hand too soon, especially if it’s a royal flush.
Keep your friends close and your handkerchiefs closer.
A hand’s favorite dessert is finger-lickin’ good cake.
The left hand said to the right, We make a great pair.
If you need help, don’t wait to ask. I’m always hand-y!
A helping hand is always better than a pointing finger.
Never argue with left handed people, they’re not right.
My hand is always up for a high-five – it’s palm-tastic!
When hands take a selfie, it’s always a big round of applause!
Love summer on one hand, hate sweaty palms on the other!
Lost my watch, but I’ve got my hands to keep me on time.
The hand went to the gym to become a handlebar mustache.
The hand joined the circus to be the hand-balancing act.
Hands down, fingers make the best sign language speakers.
Don’t take me for granite – I’m quite handy with my hands.
I’ve got to hand it to you – you’re really good at waving!
I got a hand it to you, that’s a finger-licking good idea!
A hand that’s great at making deals is called a handshake.
I have to hand it to you; you really nailed that handshake.
I’ve got to hand it to you, that was quite the performance!
I’ve got a grip on things, handing out help left and right.
A hand wins an argument by providing a “hand”-ful of proof.
Life’s a beach, but for your hands, it’s just sandsational.
When life gives you lemons, make sure to hand-squeeze them.
A polite hand gesture in the library is called a hush-hand.
I washed my hands of it—it was just too soap-er complicated.
A hand’s favorite body of water is the Gulf of Hand-holding.
If hands could talk, mine would do a lot of finger-pointing.
The hand went to the bakery to get a hand-le on fresh bread.
My fingers were protesting, so I told them to give me a hand.
Don’t show your hand too soon, unless it’s at the manicurist.
My hand’s so talented, every finger is a thumb of all trades.
Hand it Over!

In the world of puppetry, every day is a hands-on experience.
A vocalist singing with the hand shower is called a Faucetto.
rying to cheer up my friend, but I need to nail the high-five.
My nails are getting too long and they’re growing out of hand.
When hands take a selfie, it’s always a big round of applause!
The hand wore sunglasses to be hand-some and protect its eyes.
A hand’s favorite sport is boxing—because they get to glove up!
I want to open a store for thieves. It’ll be calledSecond-Hand’.
I’m all ears and ten fingers for any hand-related jokes you have.
I’m not one to sit on my hands; I always take action when needed.
The hand went to the doctor because it was feeling a little thumb.
Hands in the air like you just don’t care—but please care a little.
I’ll give you a hand, but don’t come running to me for palm-reading!
Never underestimate the power of a firm handshake—it can open doors!
When hands wave, it’s just them flaunting their communication skills.
I’m not a fan of clapping; I prefer to give a silent hand of approval.
My hand likes to do magic tricks. It’s quite a sleight of hand artist.
Never brush your teeth with your left hand; a toothbrush works better.
I’m trying to keep my finger on the pulse, but I don’t have a handy device.
You really have to hand it to short people… Because often they can’t reach it!
The best hand to write a letter with is neither; you should always write letters with a pen.