156 Puppet Puns That Are Unstring-ably Funny!

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Puppet Puns

Puppet-licious fun!
Puppet-fully happy.
Puppet-pals forever!
Puppets will be puppets.
Puppet-astic times ahead!
All’s fair in love and puppetry.
Puppet-tastic adventures await!
Stay cool and puppet on!
Puppet your heart into it!
The puppet show must go on!
Puppet-ize your imagination.
A puppet master of my own story.
Puppets just want to have strings!
Life’s better with a puppet in hand!
Puppet’s motto: No strings, no fun!
The puppet’s diet: strictly yarn-free.
Life’s a stage, I’m just a puppet.
A puppet-ual state of happiness!
Got ‘puppet-tential’ to have fun!
Puppet playtime is the best time!
Puppet your best foot forward.
Puppet-ual motion keeps me going.
Life’s a stage, be your own puppeteer.
Life’s strings can’t control my dance.
Life’s a puppet show, and I’m the star!
She’s always pulling my puppet strings.
She dances like a marionette on strings.
Stringing you along with my puppet charm.

He’s the puppet master behind the scenes.
You can’t teach an old puppet new strings.
In the puppetry of life, I choose my role.
Dancing through life, one string at a time.
For a puppet, every day is a high-wire act!
We’re all just puppets in the hands of fate.
Puppets don’t go fishing; they go stringing!
In a world full of puppets, be the puppeteer.
I’m no puppeteer, but I can pull some strings.
Puppets always have a handle on the situation!
What happens on the stage, stays on the puppet.
You direct life, but fate’s the real puppeteer.
Ditched my puppet beau; I prefer love unstrung.
The puppet sleuth felt strung along by justice.
Puppets don’t catch flights, they catch strings!
Puppet-hung painting swings; it’s a crooked show!
He’s not just in life’s play, he’s the puppeteer.
Puppet chomps a crumpet, it’s a crumb-tastic win!
Pulled into fun, one string at a time.

Applaud the puppets; they’re hands-down helpless!
When the puppet’s away, the marionettes will play.
Puppet’s trumpet toot? No match for its string zing!
The puppet’s motto in life was always ‘Up it and go!’
Puppets aren’t just talented, they’re string-tacular!
Puppeteers have a way of pulling at your heartstrings.
Puppets: Mastering the art of pulling everyone’s leg!
For a puppet maker, every string is a thread of life.
Manning those puppets is a total marionette-ic episode!
In negotiations, she’s no puppet; she’s the scriptwriter.
Don’t be a puppet on a string, take control of your life!
Life’s not a puppet show, but we all dance for something.
Market traders as puppets, tangled in high-stakes strings!
In the puppet world, every love story is a string romance!
A puppet’s life is never dull – it’s sewn with excitement!
Puppet me once, shame on you; puppet me twice, shame on me.
In puppet fashion, it’s all about how you wear the strings!
Puppets love their manne-quinns; it’s like a five-star fit!
Knot your average entertainer.

I’m sorry I can’t go to the puppet show, I’m all strung out!
A puppet’s life is sew-sew, but at least we pull it together.
Don’t be such a puppet! Knot everyone likes being controlled.
On life’s stage, we’re puppets, and fate is our puppeteer god.
Puppet slays the stage, dumps the jitters, shines like a star!
Puppets give the worst high fives — too many strings attached.
Puppet love: no heartstrings, just extra bows in their arsenal!
Puppets stick together – they’re bound by strings of friendship!
You can’t just wing it with puppets; you need a solid game plan.
He pulled a disappearing act, just like a puppet in a magic show.
The puppeteer had a knack for getting a rise out of the audience.
In puppet fashion, it’s not about the size, but how you string it.
Life’s a stage for a puppet, especially when strings are attached.
I can’t handle all these puppet puns, they’re really pulling my leg.
Puppet’s act was so convincing, you’d think he had a hand in showbiz!
Puppets are always ahead in fashion—they know how to pull off any look!
A puppet’s life is no strings attached!

Ventriloquist’s new diet: cuts hand-fed snacks, feasts on slim giggles!
Puppet karaoke – where the only lip-syncing is done by the ventriloquist!
Our puppet never lies; you can see right through its strings to the truth!
Broken strings, but the puppet’s still smiling — talk about a tangled grin!
The puppet’s new outfit is cutting-edge – it’s the latest in string couture!
The ventriloquist’s puppet has a voice of its own – just pull the right string!
The puppet joined the talent show to pull a few strings and steal the spotlight!
I’ve got some new ideas for a show, but they’re still at the puppet-tential stage!
Realizing you’re a puppet? It’s all about feeling the pull of a personal puppeteer!
A puppet’s favorite sport? String-pong!
A puppet’s favorite exercise? Pull-ups!
A puppet’s favorite game? String theory!
Puppets in poker? A real string of bad tells!
When puppets go on vacation, they really unwind.
Puppet pilots don’t fly planes, they string them!
Puppets in love often get tangled at first sight.
Puppets at the club? It’s a full-on string fling!
What do puppets do at a bar? They just hang out!

Puppets in the army don’t march, they string-step!
Puppet’s song bid? Sounded a tad too timber-toned.
Adventurous puppet movie tanks, couldn’t reel ’em in.
Puppets don’t get haircuts, they go for a string trim!
Puppets don’t use GPS; they prefer to string it along!
In the puppet navy, it’s all hands and strings on deck!
In the puppet’s orchestra, every note comes with a pull!
Puppet secret? They’re really good at pulling a fast one.
Puppets don’t use elevators; they prefer the string case.
Puppet accountants excel at financial string manipulation!
Puppet for president: real change, not just string reform.
Puppet break-ups are tough, there’s always strings attached.
A puppet’s favorite song? I’ve Got No Strings from Pinocchio!
That wealthy puppet? His words jingle with marionette moolah!
Puppets love String Wars – especially the character Yarn Solo.
When the puppet went fishing, it caught more buckets than fish!
In puppet soccer, the goal isn’t a net – it’s a bucket!

Puppets don’t use phones, they communicate on a string network!
Launched a puppet bakery; guess the dough was too wooden to rise!
A nosy puppet is just a pry-net trying to get a handle on things!
When the puppet played guitar, he rocked out—no strings attached!
Puppets skip digital dates, sticking to classic strings of romance!
The puppet chef’s specialty was stirring up a good puppetroni pizza.
At the puppet’s coffee shop, every brew comes with a string attached.
In moments of surprise, the puppet would always exclaim, ‘Up it goes!’
In puppet yoga, it’s not about flexibility, it’s about string-ibility!
Puppets love rock music; they’re always ready to rock and string-roll!
Vacationing puppet packs light, his trunk’s already knotty with space!
The puppet refused to race because he was afraid of being pulled over.
Puppets are great at elevator pitches—they always rise to the occasion!
Puppets love the winter because they really know how to put on a glove!
Puppets unphased by horror; they’ve mastered the art of spooky-strings!
Puppets drive compact cars—roomier models just don’t pull their strings!
When puppets go camping, they’re naturals at pitching tents – no strings needed!

At the puppet disco, every dance move comes with its own set of strings!
When the puppet got a job at the bakery, he kneaded a little more dough.
The puppet tried to eat his spaghetti, but it was just a noodle disaster!
When the puppet opened a bank, they called it the Federal Reserve String.
Why did the puppet join the talent show? It wanted to pull a few strings!
Puppets don’t have skeletons in the closet, they have strings in the attic!
When puppets play sports, it’s not a game of soccer, it’s a game of sock-er!
Puppets don’t sweat; they have someone else pull their strings in a workout!
At dinner, the puppet would always politely ask to sup it before anyone else.
Puppets don’t mind traffic jams; they’re always pulling strings to get ahead!
When it comes to making decisions, the puppet always says, ‘Cup it or drop it!’
Heard about the puppet who went on a diet? He cut the strings to his appetite!
A puppet’s favorite exercise? Pilates, because they’re always stretching their limits.
The puppet dreamed of rock stardom, but alas, guitars and strings just weren’t its jam!