86 Target Puns that Hit the Bullseye Every Time!

There’s something spiritual about a Target run—you go in for toothpaste and leave with a new life plan and a $6 candle called “gentle ambition.”

If you’ve ever tried to capture that chaos in a pun, you know it’s harder than resisting the throw pillows. Lucky for you, I’ve done the work. This one’s for the content queens, group chat comedians, and caption perfectionists.

Let’s dive into some pun-derful magic.

Target Puns

• Targetting is my cardio.
• The early bird gets the bullseye.
• All my shopping goals are Targeted.
• I don’t compete. I choose the target.
• Love’s wild. Glad you were the target.
• I aimed low. Then you became my target.
• You’re the only Target I’ll never miss.
• No map, no guide—just heart, target, go.
• My dog only barks at high-value targets.
• I don’t miss — emotionally or at Target.
• Love isn’t a target… but I still miss it.
• If life throws darts, I hope they land at Target.
• You stole my heart like a five-dollar deal at Target.
• Inner Peace- Bullseye.

• Archers always aim for a good target-tude.
• Aim small, miss small—but never at Target!
• If you fail, just “retarget” your efforts!
• Target me with love, not responsibilities.
• Straight to the bullseye—Target done right!
• I’ve got all my priorities on tar-get mode.
• Every trip is on Target, every list is off.
• Love may be blind, but it always finds its Target.
• Slow progress, fast checkout—Target gets me.
• If life’s a game, Target is the bonus round.
• I arrow ways find something I need at Target.
• Cupid called — he says I’m his favorite target.
• My GPA and my dart aim? Both missing the target.
• My life’s in chaos, but my eyeliner’s on target.
• Got 99 problems, but Target solved most of them.
• Don’t beat around the target, just hit the point.
• The thief failed his heist; he missed his Target.
• Missed the red flags but never miss a Target sale.
• Don’t miss the mark – aim for great deals at Target!
• Keep your friends close and your target within range.
• On Target, Off Duty.

• I threw a sale at Target, but it just wouldn’t stick.
• Living life like a moving target — chaotic, but cute.
• Forget fetch—my pup brings me Target receipts.
• We missed the forest for the targets no one agreed on.
• Our love story started in Aisle 7. Fate was on target.
• You missed your chance. I was the target and the prize.
• The archery coach was always on target with his advice.
• I aimed for success, but anxiety moved the target again.
• The darts player got a discount—she was a Target member.
• When I told my friend about Target, it was a direct hit!
• Happiness is temporary. But Target receipts are forever.
• Oops, my cart’s full again. Must be Targeted advertising.
• My rabbit hops—my heart skips—when I spot the pet aisle at Target.
• You must be a bullseye, ‘cause my heart keeps hitting you.
• I don’t chase dreams—I chase the clearance rack at Target.
• Alien targets are harder to hit—they keep probing the wind.
• Welcome to Target-topia — where your wallet fears to tread.
• Retail Therapy? Right on Target.

• Target’s not just a store, it’s a lifestyle with a red dot.
• motionally unstable, but shopping habits? Always on target.
• My browser history is full of targeted ads and missed goals.
• I didn’t choose the Target life. The dollar section chose me.
• You must work at Target, ‘cause you’ve got everything I need.
• After practicing for hours, I finally arrowed in on my target.
• The arrow was feeling a bit aimless until it found its target.
• I study best under pressure… and fluorescent Target lighting.
• You’re the only thing I’ve ever wanted more than a Target sale.
• The goalkeeper’s skills were on point, he never missed a target.
• Set goals like arrows—just make sure Target has a return policy.
• Target is my happy place—I always find what I wasn’t aiming for.
• The archer who always hits his target is a real bull’s-eye magnet.
• Love is like archery—you never know when you’ll hit the “target.”
• My WiFi signal has trust issues — always targeting the wrong device.
• Target Acquired. Style Locked.

• I ask my GPS for directions, but it always just points me to Target.
• The thief tried to rob the store, but he missed the target by a mile.
• She hit me with a look so hard, I thought I was on Target’s homepage.
• Tried meditating to find inner peace, but my thoughts had other targets.
• Budgeting is target practice for my bank account, and I’m still missing.
• I went for socks but walked out with a cart full—classic Target practice!
• Sales hit every target, but it turns out the targets were other employees.
• Our quarterly goals are moving targets. Literally. They change mid-meeting.
• I’m really drawn to shopping at Target – it’s like a bullseye for my wallet!
• Your love is better than Starbucks in a Target. And that’s saying something.
• Missed the party because I took a nap. Sleep was the only target I hit today.
• I failed to hit the bullseye, but I’m not going to let it target my confidence.
• I love shopping at Target – it’s like a target-rich environment for great deals.
• I always find myself drawn to Target; it’s like I’m stuck in a shopping bullseye.
• Party invites are like darts—some nights you hit the bullseye, some you miss completely.
• Target is my go-to store for everything; I never miss the opportunity to hit up their sales.
• Target really nails it with their home decor – it’s like they have a bullseye for great design.

You came for the puns, but hopefully you’re leaving with something more: a renewed spark for storytelling and a reminder that even the most everyday moments are packed with punchline potential.

Let this be your cue to find meaning in the mundane. Because when you start seeing Target trips as metaphors (and meme content), your whole perspective shifts—and suddenly, everything’s worth sharing.