115 Drinking Puns That Will Make You Spit Out Your Drink!

Hey there, pun enthusiasts!

Crafting puns can be as challenging as mixing the perfect cocktail, but fear not!

We’ve curated a top-notch selection that’s sure to hit the spot every time.

Whether you’re a seasoned pun pro or a newbie, this collection is guaranteed to bring joy to your day.

Get ready to sip on some seriously delightful puns.

So, grab a drink and let’s dive in! ????

Drinking Puns

• Sip, sip, hooray!
• Rosé all day.
• Gin and bear it.
• On cloud wine.
• Mug-nificent brews.
• Pour decisions.
• Beer-y good time!
• Let the evening beGIN.
• Tequila mockingbird.
• Drink like a fish.
• Hakuna Ma’vodka.
• Drinking is my cardio.
• Let me drink about it.
• Let’s taco bout drinking.
• Save water, keep drinking!
• Irish I had another drink!
• Liquor license to chill.
• Ale in a day’s work.
• Hop-timistic views.
• Cheers to pour choices!
• Don’t worry, beer happy.
• You’re the gin to my tonic.
• Got problem? Keep drinking.
• Happiness is drinking shaped.
• Drinking now, adulting later.
• I’m drinking about you.

• Quit wine-ing and just drink!
• Wine flies when you’re having fun.
• Keep calm and carry on drinking.
• No working during drinking hours.
• I drink because adulting is hard.
• Eat, drink, and be merry! Repeat.
• Drink up, its liquid therapy time.
• Drinking solo is not my cup of tea.
• Life’s too short — keep on drinking.
• Anyone up for drink-athlon tonight?
• Life’s too short to drink cheap beer.
• Drink triple, see double, act single!
• Drink like a fish, think like a shark.
• Drinking: because reality is overrated.
• What’s a ghost’s favorite drink? Boo-ze.
• I’m not drunk, I’m just grape at drinking!
• I’m a brew-tiful mess after a few drinks!
• I drink therefore I am… thirsty again.
• Drinking always brews great friendships.
• Love at first sip: that’s drinking for me.
• It’s beginning to look a lot like drinkmas.
• Brew can do it!

• Drinking to my health – one sip at a time!
• Drinking responsibly: one glass at a time.
• I’m a wine-osaur – I drink until I’m extinct.
• Drinking is my therapy—cheaper and more fun.
• Drinking to new beginnings and pour endings!
• Drinking is my superpower, what’s your talent?
• I follow a balanced diet; a drink in each hand.
• Drinking with friends: the ultimate team sport.
• Reality called, so I hung up and kept drinking.
• Drinking is my way of syncing with the universe.
• Drinking: the liquid solution to life’s problems.
• I’m not just drinking, I’m on a hydration vacation.
• I find it very a-beer-able to drink with friends.
• I’ll stop drinking when the ice melts… so, never.
• I’m not a heavy drinker, I’m a light-hearted drinker!
• Reality is an illusion created by a lack of drinking.
• I’m not a wine connoisseur, I’m just a grape therapist.
• To avoid dehydration, keep calm and carry on drinking.
• Life’s a brew-tiful mess when the drinks start flowing.
• Never drinking alone – the ice cubes count as friends!
• Espresso yourself!

• Drinking might not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot!
• Life is more fun when you add some drinking to the mix.
• Knowledge is power, and drinking is my way to recharge.
• I always make pour decisions when it comes to drinking.
• I’m not drinking alone, I’m practicing social distancing.
• Sipping my way through life – it’s a drinkable journey!
• Keep calm and keep drinking…it’s kinda the same thing.
• My body is a temple, where I host wine-drinking rituals.
• Drinking is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
• Keep your friends close and your drinking buddies closer.
• Relationship status: Romantically involved with drinking.
• Drinking before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
• Mind your own business and let the drinking do the talking!
• Mug-nificent vibes!

• I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.
• Justice is best served cold, especially in drinking glasses.
• I don’t need an occasion to drink; every day is a celebration.
• Drinking alone? No gracias! It’s more fun to sip and socialize.
• My favorite exercise at the bar is lifting the drinking glass.
• I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a hydration opportunity.
• Drinking is my cardio – I do more rounds than a marathon runner!
• When life gets tough, we don’t go on the rocks, we go on the hops.
• Drinking spirits is fine, but I prefer not to involve the ghosts.
• My phones sinking faster than my grades after a night of drinking!
• Be kind to your drinking friends, they might pour your next drink!
• I’m a wine enthusiast, the more I drink, the more enthusiastic I get.
• I’m not drunk, I’m intoxicated with life… and maybe a little whiskey.
• Drinking on the job? I prefer to call it pouring myself into my work.
• I’m so good at drinking, I once won a gold medal in the beverageathlon.
• Sip happens.

• If you can’t be with the beer you love, love the beer you’re drinking.
• This might not be your cup of tea, but I’m really into herbal drinking.
• Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a lot of drinking.
• Drinking makes my friends look better, and that makes me a great friend!
• I was told to start drinking more water, so I put ice cubes in my drink.
• I’m not a huge fan of drinking, but my wine really likes when I hang out.
• I’m not drinking to forget, but to remember where I left my glass.
• I’m not saying I’m great at drinking, but I’ve never missed my mouth.
• Farmers excel at barn drinking; they know how to raise the bar.
• I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, get tipsy, fall down. No problem!
• I’m on a strict liquid diet – drinking my way through all the flavors of the rainbow.
• I was going to write a book on drinking but then I thought, let’s put a cork in that idea.
• My doctor told me to cut down on drinking, so I use smaller cups.
• For a space party, ensure enough room for drinking.
• When the ghost attended, everyone knew there’d be spirit drinking.

As you toast the end of this pun-filled journey, remember the magic of laughter.

They aren’t just puns; they’re reminders to find joy in the everyday.

So, whether you’re with friends or enjoying a quiet moment alone, let these puns be a catalyst for laughter and connection.

Cheers to the power of puns and the happiness they bring!