82 Marriage Puns That Are 'Knot' to Be Missed!

They say a happy marriage is built on love, laughter, and really good puns.

Okay, we made that up—but we stand by it.

If crafting wedding wordplay has you feeling wedlocked, don’t worry—we’ve got you. As social media pros (and pun enthusiasts), we’ve curated the best of the best.

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Marriage Puns

It’s a vow-tastic life!
Marriage is a-dough-rable!
Let’s taco ‘bout marriage.
Marriage is the spice of life.
Marriage—when dating goes pro.
We’re soup-er married partners.
Two hearts, one WiFi connection!
It’s not a mirage, it’s marriage!
Marriage is a merger & acquisition.
Marriage is a vow-luntary decision.
Marriage is the perfect matchrimony.
Marriage is all about knot giving up.
You can’t spell marriage without rage.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Married life is sew-sew, but I love it.
Marriage is the longest coffee date ever.
Love at first bite—our marriage is saucy!
Love at frost sight—now we’re married!
In marriage, we’re two pages of the same book.
Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.

Marriage—it’s not all bouquet and rainbows.
Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.
Marriage: legally binding, emotionally winding!
Marriage: Where “fine” means anything but fine.
A wedding ring is the world’s smallest handcuff.
Marriage is like a workshop—he works, she shops.
Marriage: where knot tying is just the beginning!
Marriage: where ‘silent treatment’ is an art form!
Love is a dream, but marriage is the alarm clock.
Love is grand, but marriage is a 30-year mortgage.
Marriage is just love with a legally binding spell!
Marriage is a real “ring” leader in life decisions.
Marriage: when “forever” becomes your favorite f-word.
Marriage- The only bond where ‘life sentence’ is considered romantic.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!
Marriage—because two can’t-dles burn brighter than one.
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
In the game of life, marriage is where you truly level up.
Love is a fairy tale; marriage is the sequel with a plot twist.
Marriage is all about marriage-ing expectations and reality.
They say marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.
Marriage: The only game where both teams wear the same jersey!
Their marriage is a symphony, orchestrated in perfect harmony.
After marriage, you don’t need Google—you just ask your spouse.
Marriage is a lot like algebra: you look at your X and wonder Y.
They took marriage to new heights—looks like love is in the heir!
I’m not arguing, I’m just practicing for our marriage counseling.
I do, I dough — because love is the bread and butter of marriage!
Their marriage is nacho average love story—it’s a cheesy delight!
Marriage is about finding that one person to annoy for a lifetime.
Marriage-Where ‘I do’ meets ‘I guess we’ll see’!

Marriage is a 24/7 reality show, minus the prize money.
Love is sweet, but marriage is a lifelong sugar crash.
Wedding bells start the music—marriage is the dance!
When love is the recipe, marriage is the five-star dish!
Two hearts, one adventure—marriage is the ultimate road trip!
Love is a flame, but marriage is a fire that needs constant kindling.
Marriage: When What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is still mine.
Marriage: When you finally find someone who tolerates your snoring.
Marriage is like a password—complicated, but you better not forget it!
I said I do, but I didn’t realize it came with a lifetime subscription.
Love makes the world go round, but marriage is what keeps it spinning!
Love is the spark, but marriage is the bonfire that keeps things warm!
Marriage: The art of saying ‘Yes, dear’ before even hearing the question.
Two rings, one dream, endless fun—marriage is the real-life adventure!
Marriage is like a game of chess: one wrong move can make you check-mate!
Tied the knot… now just hoping it’s not a slipknot!

My wife is like a dictionary in our marriage, always defining our arguments.
Their marriage is a classic case of two peas in a pod, always side by side.
Love at first sight — marriage is what happens after you see their ‘laundry.’
Marriage is basically agreeing to annoy the same person for the rest of your life.
In the book of life, their marriage is one for the ages, full of novel adventures.
Marriage is like a smoothie: blend in a little patience, love, and a lot of bananas!
Marriage is the ultimate reality show, and you’re both the stars and the audience.
Marriage is compromise—I wanted a dog, she wanted a cat… so we got a cat.
Marriage is like a science experiment: the more you mix, the more explosive it can get!
Marriage is the perfect combination of finding your partner in crime and your therapist.
Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right… and the other is the husband.
A happy marriage is like a unicorn: it’s a myth — but wouldn’t it be magical if it existed!
Marriage is like a GPS—it reroutes you every time you take a wrong turn, usually with a sigh.
Getting married is a lot like a deck of cards… you start with two hearts and end up with a club and a spade.