65 Pizza Love Puns to Make You Crust with Laughter!

Picture this: You’re in love — or maybe just in love with pizza. Either way, you’re stuck with the same old “pizza my heart” pun. Ugh. Basic.

Breathe, bestie. I’ve helped influencers, content creators, and spicy texters level up their puns — and now it’s your turn.

Whether it’s a flirty post or a cheesy DM, these pizza love puns are your secret weapon.

Let’s make that crusty pun crisp.

Pizza Love Puns

• Slice, slice baby!
• Love you to pizzas!
• I’m cheesy but I love you.
• Olive you more than pizza.
• You had me at extra cheese.
• I’ve got a pizza-crush on you!
• My heart sauced when I met you.
• You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
• You’re my crust-worthy soulmate.
• You’re the pineapple to my pizza.
• You’re the oven I’ve ever wanted.
• We’re topping the charts in love.
• Our love is deep-dish and delicious.
• You make my heart go pep-peroni wild!
• Love at first slice.
• My heart is as warm as a fresh pizza!
• Our love is deep, like a stuffed crust.
• No matter how you slice it, I love you.
• You’re the cherry on top of my pizza pie!
• I’m dough-lighted to have you in my life!
• You’re the pineapple on my pizza of life.
• I’m so pizza-fied to share my love for you!
• My heart’s on parmesan—grated for you only.
• Love is cheesy—and I’m here for every bite.
• Love is in the air—and it smells like pizza!
• My love for you is as deep as a pizza pie.
• You’re my Valentine, crust me on that.
• You’re my forever flame-grilled Valentine.
• You’ve stolen a pizza my heart!
• We go together like marinara and everything.
• We’re like a pizza, always better when shared!
• We go together like hand-tossed and true love.
• Life without you is like a pizza without cheese.
• You’re my perfect matcha… kidding, it’s pizza.

• We were mint to be, just like basil on pizza.
• Valentine, you’ve got that pizza-nality I crave.
• Even on my worst days, you’re my pizza sunshine.
• We’re a perfect match, just like sauce and dough!
• You’re my pizza love—extra cheese, no compromise.
• You’ve got a pizza my heart, Valentine.

• If love was a pizza, you’d be all the best parts.
• My heart is on fire for you, just like a hot pizza!
• You’re my crust of joy, my forever pizza partner.
• You’re the extra cheese on my otherwise basic life.
• My love for you is like pizza — endless and hot.
• You’re my forever craving, like a never-ending pizza night.
• Can’t stop craving you—must be the yeast I could do.
• I’m so glad we found each other—it’s a pizza my heart!
• Our love is like pizza: it only gets better with time.
• You make my heart melt like mozzarella on a hot slice.
• Every time I see you, I’m like mamma mia, that’s amore!
• I’m crusting you with all my heart this Valentine’s Day.
• We make a great topping pair, like pepperoni and cheese.
• Every pizza me loves every pizza you.

• Our love is like pizza: cheesy, saucy, and never gets old.
• Let’s roll through life together—hand in hand, crust in crust.
• I’m falling for you like a fresh pizza straight out of the oven.
• You’ve got a pizza my heart — and I never want it back.
• I lava you like a stuffed crust oozing with cheese.
• Our love is a deep-dish delight — layered with endless flavor.
• We’re a few slices short of a whole pie, and that’s perfectly fine!
• Our love is like a well-baked pizza – hot, saucy, and oh-so-delicious!
• Our hearts are like pizzas—perfectly seasoned and better shared together.
• Let’s make tonight a pizza our love story, with extra hugs and kisses on the side.
• Our love is like a perfect pizza – hot, cheesy, and always leaving us wanting more.

See? Love and laughter really do come in slices. With these puns in your back pocket, you’re not just slaying captions — you’re turning everyday moments into connection-worthy content.

So next time you’re sharing a pizza pic or texting your crush, remember: a little humor can go a long way.

It’s not just about being cute — it’s about showing up as your most unapologetic, flavorful self.