150 Turkey Puns to Make Your Thanksgiving Hilarious!

Hey there, pun aficionados!

Struggling to craft that perfect turkey pun that will have everyone gobbling with laughter? You’re not alone!

Luckily, this collection is your secret sauce for festive banter, peppered with the expert touch of a social media connoisseur.

Whether you’re a newbie or a pun sage, these witty delights are designed to spark joy and belly laughs at any gathering.

So gather ’round, let’s talk turkey—because who can resist a good pun?

Dive in, and let’s turn your next conversation into a feast of laughter and connection!

Turkey Puns

• Turk-yeah!
• Talk turkey to me!

• Stay fly, eat turkey!

• Turkey-licious delights!
• She’s the turkey of the town.
• You’ve got the gobble-itis!
• I’m so stuffed, I must be a turkey!
• Turkey trots are my jam.
• You had me at turkey.
• You’re the gravy to my turkey!

• Keep calm and gobble on.
• That’s a turkey of an idea.
• Turkey’s done, forking time!
• Turkey trot like it’s hot.

• Bird is the word!

• Turkey-tastic times ahead!

• Turkey today, gym tomorrow!

• That movie was turkey-riffic!
• Don’t be a turkey, be awesome!
• Winner, winner, turkey dinner!
• Gobble-cious turkey, my favourite!

• I’ve got the tur-key to your heart!

• Feather you like it or not, it’s turkey time!

• Turkey: the centerpiece of every poultriot.
• Feather you like it or not, it’s turkey time!
• Feeling thankful? Or just feeling turkey?
• Feeling fowl? Must be the turkey talking.

• Turkey and gravy, what a saucy combo!
• Don’t be a turkey and take the blame.
• Don’t be a bird-brain, pass the turkey!
• I ate so much turkey I might fowl over.
• Let’s talk turkey: who’s ready for seconds?
• Pie am so very grateful for this turkey.
• Avoid fowl play this holiday, serve turkey.
• Let’s cut to the chase – and the turkey.
• Quit turkeying around and get to work!

• Once you go turkey, you never go jerky!

• You’re as graceful as a turkey on roller skates.
• Stop pecking at me like a turkey with a grudge!
• The tur-key to my heart is Thanksgiving food.
• This turkey tastes funny. It’s a quir-key.

• Talk turkey to me—it’s chew or die!

• Turkeys never get lost with their gobble maps!

• Gobble ’til you wobble—it’s turkey time!

• Every day is Turkey Day when I’m with you!

• “Stuffed” is my middle name, thanks to turkey!

• Gobble up, it’s turkey time—not a moment to sparrow!

• Let’s make it a double—two turkeys are feather than one!

• The turkey was a natural at baseball because it always hit home runs.
• I named my pet turkey ‘Dinner’ so I can always say, ‘Dinner is served’.
• The turkey’s search engine of choice? Gobble, gobble, gobble!
• Be grateful and be plump, just like your turkey.
• Don’t be a jerky, share that turkey!

• I’m feeling peck-ish for some turkey.
• I feel like I need my passport with all this Turkey.
• This turkey tastes funny. It’s a quir-key.
• I’m stuffed with work, no time to turkey around.
• Your turkey’s so fat, it should be called Plumpkin.
• Let’s talk turkey, not dollars.
• She’s talking turkey, and we’re all ears!
• Time to get basted and taste the fun!
• Don’t be a turkey lurkey – join the fun!
• I’m so good at cooking turkeys, I’m practically a poul-tree chef.
• Feeling grateful? Must be a turkey’s worst nightmare.
• Turkey: The only animal that’s stuffed more than a piñata.
• Feather or not you like it, this turkey’s the star.

• Talk turkey to me—it’s all about the baste things in life.
• Turkeys: historically, the first to pioneer the “no fly” list.
• A turkey’s favorite chair? The roosting spot.
• The turkey sat on the computer to tweet!
• Turkey crossing the road to show he’s not chicken.
• I’m a real turkey enthusiast, you could say I’m completely gobble-minded.
• A penny for your thoughts, but a turkey for your Thanksgiving musings.
• Turkeys give thanks to vegetarians—no meat, no problem!
• Smir-key, Per-ky, Quir-key Turkey.
• Be the early turkey and get the feast!
• Fam knows the tur-key to my heart.
• This turkey’s been gobbling up attention!

• Get stuffed with turkey, not with your in-laws’ stories.
• Feather you like it or not, we’re eating turkey tonight!
• You’ve got to be clucking kidding me – no turkey left?
• Spice things up this Thanksgiving – add a little turkey to your life!
• I smoked too much now I feel like this turkey- absolutely baked.
• This year for thanksgiving I booked a flight to Turkey.
• A turkey on the run is essentially fast food on feet.
• No feast too vast, I’ll gobble it with turk-ease!
• Let’s talk turkey about Thanksgiving plans.
• The best part about turkey is when I get to turk-eat.
• Don’t ruffle my feathers, just hand over the turkey gravy!
• The turkey was such a good dancer, it knew how to do the turkey trot.
• Cross a turkey with a banjo and you get a gobble-gobble-guitar!
• We don costumes on Halloween; turkeys don garnishes on Thanksgiving.
• He attended the fancy conference to be the tur-keynote speaker!

• A turkey after Thanksgiving is indeed one lucky bird!
• Turkeys don’t age, they just ferment like fine whiskey.
• Turkeys don’t drink whiskey, they just gobble it.
• Turkey: because chicken’s just not plucky enough.
• At the bar, the turkey’s favorite drink is a quick whisk-key.
• The turkey’s always in trouble – he’s a real per-key.
• A turkey crossed the road to prove it wasn’t chicken.
• Feeling perky after that coffee? Must be a brew from Turkey!
• When the turkey hosts a party, it’s always a wing-ding.
• That turkey’s a poet, calls it poultry in verse.
• You don’t mess with a turkey – they’ve got peck-tacular strength.

• This conversation is more stuffed than a Thanksgiving turkey!
• That turkey’s a boxer, watch out for his peck-out punch.
• The turkey’s got a flair for the dramatic, calls it poultry in motion.
• That turkey’s got game, always struts like he’s featherweight champion.
• Turkey – the only bird that gets a presidential pardon!
• This turkey’s a baker because he’s got the best rolls.
• Turkeys don’t give lectures, they just talk turkey.
• Talk about a jive turkey, he’s the disco king of the barnyard.
• The poul-tern turkey got a promotion, well-deserved!
• Turkey leftovers – the gift that keeps gobbling!
• He opened a turkey store – it’s called “Gobble & Wobble.”

• I’m craving turkey like a pilgrim at the first Thanksgiving feast!
• Turkey and stuffing sitting in a tree, T-U-R-K-E-Y-I-N-G!
• Keep your friends close and your turkeys closer this holiday season.
• Stuff your dreams like a turkey—make them a feast of reality!
• Feeling grateful – not just for the turkey, but for the whole gravy boat.
• When it comes to leftovers, don’t play chicken – be a turkey and gobble them up!
• That turkey’s not just stuffed with stuffing—it’s stuffed with punchlines!
• Count not just your chickens but your turkeys too, for they aspire to higher perches!
• That turkey’s workout was intense today. He really winged it!
• Poultry in motion as the ruler of the roost.

• Turkey taste so good, make you smile real wide.
• An Istanbul bird is quite literally a Turkish turkey.
• She’s as busy as a turkey on Thanksgiving Eve.
• Our Thanksgiving turkey strutted like it was invincible—perky before the pluck!
• Take flight in your career like a turkey vulture—seize distant opportunities and dive for success!
• It’s not about the size of the turkey in the fight, but about the size of the fight in the turkey!
• When turkeys get into a fight, they get the stuffing knocked out of them.
• This turkey’s so delicious it deserves a pardon from Thanksgiving exclusivity!
• Skip the turkey sandwiches—serve me up some turkey with a dollop of poul-tart sauce!
• I used to be a gym rat, now I’m just a turkey stuffing my feathers!
• The turkey hit the books to get a degree in Egg-nomics!
• Ever seen a turkey texting? He was sending a peck-message.
• The turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
• A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush… unless it’s a turkey, then it’s worth a feast!
• The turkey joined a gym to work on its poul-try muscles!

And just like that, you’re equipped with an array of turkey puns to enliven any chat.

Seize this chance to be the orchestrator of online joy. Let these puns lift the spirits and transform your conversations.

Go on, let your humor soar and watch your chat threads ascend into a realm of laughter and collective cheer. ????????✨