156 Ear Puns To Make You Laugh Your Ear Off!

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Get ready to amp up your social game with a symphony of ear puns that will have everyone smiling ear to ear.

Whether you’re eyeing social media fame or aiming to be your group’s pun expert, our pitch-perfect list awaits.

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Ear Puns

Ear‘s hoping you have a great day.
Ear-replaceable memories made here.
Speak up, I’m a little ear-deaf!
The ear’s the limit.
Don’t be ear-ational now!
Don’t worry, I’m ear to stay!
Simply ear-resistible style.
Ear we go again!
All ears on deck!
Love is in the ear.
That was ear-ily good!
Ear-ly to bed and ear-ly to rise.
That’s a false ear-larm!
The secret to balance is a good inner ear.
I’m all ears, tell me more about it!
Lending someone an ear on the cornfield.

Let’s ch-ear for our home team!
He’s all ears and no action.
Ear-ogance is not attractive.
That’s a sound decision in every ear-spect.
I’m in tr-ear-ible pain after that workout.
The concert was so loud, it hertz my ears.
Lend me your ears; I promise I’ll give them back!
Let’s ear it for the boy!
Let me ear-xplain this to you.
Not all the bact-ear-ias are harmful!
didn’t just hear that, I eard it loud and clear!
I don’t want you to interf-ear in my personal matters.
Ear today, gone tomorrow.
Ear’s to finding your own frequency.
It’s an ear-itable feast of sounds today!
Leading by ear, following the sound of success.
Tune in, ear out, rock on.
When opportunity knocks, I’m all ears.
Hear today, gone tomorrow.
An ear-resistible piece of music.

Lend me your ears, I’m in the mood to be heard.
Ears to the ground, music to the soul.
Life is ear-resistible!
Keep calm and ear on.
Earing my keep.
Now you ear it, now you don’t.
Ears looking at you, kid.
Making waves, ear and now.
An ear’s favorite holiday is Ear-th Day.
Our friendship is ear-th shattering, isn’t it?
He’s not just a good listener; he’s ear-udite!
You’re so ear-nest when you talk about music!
The ear went to the beach to catch some ear-rays.
I’ve got an ear-resistible sense of humor, you’ll see.
A Van Gogh admirer getting an earful.

Make sure it’s not ear-relevant information.
The ear was arrested for a crime of eavesdropping.
“Between us, something smells fishy,” said the right ear to the left ear.
I’m all about that ear-gonomics when it comes to headphones.
The gossip was so shocking, it was truly ear-th shattering.
My ear’s picky: craves harmony, skips beer.
I’m all ears for a great p-ear-anormal story.
Try and you might just ear what you need.
A group of musical ears is called an orch-ear-stra.
Sorry but I just ear-dropped into the conversation.
In a crowd, the ear’s a peer, always listening clear.
Got my mind on my music and my ears on the world.
Let’s ear-adiate positivity around here!
An ear for an ear makes the whole world bad listeners.
I’m the earlite—above the rest, no competition in sight!
I don’t know where he disapp-ear-ed out of the blue.
The ear whispered to the brain, “I’m tuned into your thoughts!”

I tried telling my ear a secret, but it went in one side and out the other.
You should never ear-ase your mistakes, just learn from them!
Ears are tech-savvy—they always download the newest sound bytes!
Don’t ear-itate me now, I’m in my soundproof mood.
I’ve got this ear-resistible urge to tell auditory jokes.
A deer with no ears is called no idea.
The ear got in trouble because it was all ear-esponsible.
An ear’s favorite type of music is ear-resistible tunes.
An elephant that’s good at listening is called an ear-phant.
A wise man listens with both ears, but a fool only with one.
I’ll earmark these documents so I remember to review them.
The ear refused to listen to the joke because it had heard it ear-lier.
The ear went to therapy for its ear-rational fears.
This tune’s more ear-sore than encore; let’s switch to a new track.
Ear-ly birds get the worm, but late ones have to listen to everyone else brag.
Ears’ top game: Hide and Hear!
I’m so thrilled, I’m positively ear-static!
The early bird catches the worm, but the early listener catches all the juicy gossip.
You’ve got to hand it to Van Gogh, he really knew how to lend an ear.
Ears don’t like fast food because they can’t hear the quality.
Ears have a whole range of emotions; they can be ear-atic sometimes!
Never take an ear for granted; it’s one of your soundest organs!
There is nothing hol-ear than the blessings of Jesus.
Left ear to the right: ‘Between us, something reeks!

Ears got busted for extreme eavesdropping, no hearing their way out.
The ear refused to take part in any gossip, saying it didn’t want to hear-say.
She had a bad ear day, she could hardly hear anything.
If ears were into finance, they’d definitely invest in the ‘stock market’—it’s all about the sound investments!
I can’t hear you, so we must be earless.
The ear sought therapy to tune out the endless gossip.
The sh-ear weight of an elephant can crush anything.
I don’t want to stop ear. I want to go farther.
Let’s shift the g-ear to the maximum and win the race.
That joke really struck a chord with my ears.
To tickle an ear’s funny bone, just whisper a hear-larious joke.
The ears faced the music after being snagged for eavesdropping.
Tried to snap my ear, but it dodged the shot – too ear-scape for the lens!
An ear stays in shape with a strict regimen of ear-obics.

The ear had a hard time making decisions, it was always hearing both sides.
Doctor cited earwax; I said, “Pardon the irony, I couldn’t quite ear you!
My friend got his ear pierced yesterday. I said it looks tearing!
The corn looked like Van Gogh’s ear—a truly earie masterpiece!
My favorite band released a silent track; they said it’s a new ear-a of music.
Ears are the best at hide and seek; they always listen out for the others.
My favorite song was playing and then it just faded out, talk about an ear-ie silence!
My earphones did a Houdini—vanished into thin ear!
I tried to find the lost music note, but it just kept ear-luding me.
The audiologist celebrates most on New Ear’s Day, a time for fresh sound beginnings!
Don’t turn a deaf ear or you’ll miss my ear-resistible puns.
He’s truly the ear-apparent to the throne!

My New Year’s resolution is to listen more, so I’m starting the year on a good ear.
This year flew by so fast; it was in one ear and out the other!
I’ve had this calendar for so long, it’s practically an ear-loom!
A broken pencil is pointless, just like listening without an ear is hearless!
I only brew my own beer because I like to be in charge of the ye-ear supply.
Mozart was a musical genius who composed with his ear.
I can’t believe what I’m hearing, it’s really hard to ear through the grapevine.
At the auction, she was all ears—a total bid-ear experience!
Ears invest wisely—they always listen for the best ear-nings.
The ghost whispered boo in my ear and made my ear hairs stand up!
Left lures, right drifts—ears in an ear-resistible dance of contrast!
Earmark these funds? I’ll just staple a note to his ear lobe instead.
When it comes to finding the right pitch, you just have to play it by ear.
I don’t want to sound ear-relevant, but this topic doesn’t interest me.
I can’t hear you, I have an ear-ie feeling about this.
I was going to tell an ear joke, but I didn’t think anyone would listen.
She has an ear for music, literally, her earrings are musical notes.

Boss’s rant turned meeting into a monologue—my ears subscribed to a live podcast.
Keep your ears peeled, or you may miss my next batch of corny ear puns.
My ears are all ears to hear your ears perk up at my earful of puns.
Are you ear-itated by my puns yet, or should I keep going?
That pun was ear-relevant to the conversation!
Stay alert, ears aren’t bananas—they don’t peel!
You must be all ears, because you just heard my silent snack opening!
At the haunted house, the ghosts weren’t just unseen, they were un-ear-d.
The ear went to school because it wanted to be ear-udite.
The ear was really into astronomy, it loved hearing about the Big Bang.
The ear went on a diet, it was trying to reduce its intake of sound waves.
An ear’s favorite day of the week? Sounday, of course!
The ear’s favorite kind of math? Audiometry.