73 Underwear Puns to Stretch Your Humor to the Limits!

Underwear puns? Tricky territory.

Too subtle, they’re missed; too bold, they lose charm. But what if you had a stash that’s clever and classy? You’re in luck.

Perfect for pun-lovers and social media mavens, these gems will leave everyone smiling.

As a pun pro, I’ve gathered the best. Slip in, and let’s make your wordplay unforgettable.

Underwear Puns

• Under Where?
• These undies are pants-tastic!
• This party is panty-demoni-um!
• I boxer-size to stay in shape.
• Underwear today, gone tomorrow!
• Keep calm and carry on-derwear!
• Rocking myunder-wearlike a boss.
• Let’s g-string this plan together!
• My sense of humor is undie-niable!
• That’s a thong-standing tradition.
• Undie-niable Hero.

• Keep calm and wear your ‘under-wear’.
• Don’t let life un-der-wear you down!
• Good days start with great underwear.
• Undie-licious moments happen every day.
• Underwear are you going with that idea?
• Life is too short—wear the fun-derwear!
• Underwear that speaks louder than words.
• Never let bad underwear ruin a good day.
• Float like a boxer, sting like a g-string.
• My underwear is my second skin.
• Life’s too short to wear boring underwear!
• Inspector Briefs.

• Underwear dreams: soft fabric and no seams.
• This bra is uplifting in more ways than one.
• Life’s a panty dropper—embrace the surprises!
• Underwater meets underwear—dive into comfort!
• Stop stringing me along, I’m thong with this!
• Life’s too short for uncomfortable underwear.
• I’m on a roll—just like my favorite underwear!
• Keep your briefs close and your secrets closer.
• No ifs, ands, or butts, find your perfect pair!
• Boxers or briefs? Life’s full of tough choices!
• Let’s keep it under-wraps—like my underwear.
• Life’s too short for boring undies—go full lace ahead!
• Drop It Like It’s Hot Hot (Laundry).

• That’s underwhelming but underwearly surprising.
• Who needs a cape when you’ve got great underwear?
• This party is so wild—underwear’s the dress code!
• Don’t be so shy—underwear your confidence proudly!
• Keep your standards high and your waistband higher.
• My underwear drawer is getting brief-ly out of hand.
• You’re so supportive, you’re basically my underwear!
• Let’s not skirt the issue—underwear the problem lies!
• Underwear this conversation is going, I have no clue.
• A little elastic goes a long way—thank you, underwear!
• My sense of humor is like underwear—always supportive!
• No need to air your dirty laundry—keep it under wraps!
• My underwear always has me in stitches – it’s sew funny!
• Keep your humor snug, just like your favorite underwear.
• My lucky underwear has a lot of brief history behind it.
• Brief Encounters Only!

• Ghosts in the closet? Nope, just my boxers hanging around!
• The ultimate secret to comfort lies beneath, it’s underwear!
• Life’s too short to wear boring undies; let’s keep it brief!
• Keep your humor high and your panty lines invisible!
• I’m over the moon because my underwear is starry and bright.
• When the going gets tough, your underwear stays tough!
• I bought some designer underwear, but it was a waist of money.
• Life’s a breeze when you’ve got supportive underwear and friends.
• You don’t just wear confidence, you rock it—underwear it proudly!
• I don’t always wear underwear, but when I do, it’s a brief moment.
• Let’s not judge people until we’ve walked a mile in their underwear.
• Life is better with laughter and good underwear—both are essentials!
• Stop trying to impress others—true style is knowing what’s underwear!
• Don’t underestimate the power of underwear – it’s a real panty-dropper.
• When in doubt, pick the comfy pair—it’s the underwear rule of thumb.
• My boxer puppy chewed up all my favorite underwear – talk about a ruff situation!

• Humor is like underwear: it’s essential and gives you the confidence to face the day.

• Sometimes you have to dig deep to find what’s truly underwear your control.
• Love is a funny thing—you never know what’s underwear until you look closer.
• Laundry day always reminds me to appreciate the little things—like underwear!
• My favorite pair of underwear is so cool, it’s giving me chills down my boxer spine.

And there you have it—underwear puns that are anything but brief. They’re not just for laughs; they’re a way to add personality and spark creativity in everyday life.

Use these puns to elevate your captions or simply see the world with a playful twist. Wordplay makes life lighter, funnier, and more expressive.

Keep punning—because humor, like great underwear, always fits perfectly.