81 Botox Puns That’ll Leave You Wrinkle-Free With Joy!

Let’s face it—writing a Botox pun is harder than pretending you didn’t just get Botox. If your Notes app is a graveyard of failed puns, don’t worry—I got you.

As a social media whisperer, I know what makes posts pop. This list is packed with witty, wrinkle-free puns to boost your feed and your mood.

Ready to inject some fun into your puns? Scroll on, beauty—your glow-up starts now.

Botox Puns

• Un-botox-gettable!
• Botox to the future!
• Let’s Botox ‘n’ roll!
• Botox-tastic results!
• The botox stops here.
• Let’s botox about it.
• Let’s botox about it!
• All you need is botox.
• Botox-ically beautiful!
• He’s such a botoxic ex.
• Don’t worry, be botoxy.
• Beam Me Up, Botox.

• Botox it like it’s hot.
• Every rose has its botox.
• Keep calm and get Botoxed.
• May the Botox be with you.
• Botox on, game face strong!
• Keep calm and inject Botox.
• Let’s nip this in the Botox.
• It’s a botox-eat-botox world.
• Stress shows—unless you Botox.
• Botox me up before you go-go.
• You’re botox-tremely handsome.
• I’m Botox-icated with my new look!
• Botox—where stress lines go to die.
• My face is on pause, thanks to Botox.
• On the Botox-wagon, and it’s fabulous!
• I didn’t age, I auto-saved with Botox.
• Botox injections are a wrinkle in time.
• I told my face a joke—now it’s Botoxed!
• Wrinkles out, confidence in—Botox magic!
• You auto-correct my wrinkles with Botox.
• You can’t crease my day, I’m too Botoxed!
• Keep your worries low and your Botox high.
• I got Botox—now my emotions are buffering.
• My wrinkles took a gap year—thanks, Botox!
• She’s got nerves of steel—and botox of ice.
• Time flies, but Botox keeps the clock frozen.
• Bot-Ox- When Robots Age Gracefully
• We don’t do drama here—just dermas and Botox.
• Your face called—it wants a Botox date night.
• Getting Botox is a wrinkle in time… reversed!
• I got Botox and now I’m literally unflappable.
• The new Botox clinic is really raising eyebrows!
• With Botox, my age is classified as frozen assets.
• They said don’t stonewall—so I chose botox instead.
• Say goodbye to crow’s feet and hello to doe’s Botox.
• Botox users are known for their straight-faced humor.
• Botox might freeze your face, but it won’t freeze time.
• Botox injections are the silent treatment for wrinkles.
• Botox: The only time freezing is considered anti-aging.
• I like my coffee like I like my face—strong and Botoxed.
• Botox is like life’s pause button—just for your wrinkles.
• Botox is my little secret weapon—it’s my ace in the face!
• Our Botox is like a time machine—minus the flux capacitor.
• Got Botox last week. My face is on a staycation—no movement.
• Botox Office Hit.
• My schedule’s tight, my deadlines tighter—just like my botox.
• I tried making a face at my boss, but Botox kept me in check.
• I got Botox—now my only fine lines are in my phone contract.
• Botox: the only place where having a poker face wins every time!
• They said smile through the pain, so I got botox—now I have to!
• She didn’t look surprised, but her Botox bill sure was a shock!
• Forget chill pills—get botox. You’ll stay calm and wrinkle-free.
• They say laughter is the best medicine, but I’ll take Botox instead.
• Botox may freeze your face, but it won’t ice out your sense of humor.
• My friend started a Botox business – it’s a real injection of success!
• My wife got botox, and now I can’t stop calling her my smooth operator.
• Legally Botoxed.

• Botox made me do it.
• All you need is love… and a little Botox.
• Gym hair, don’t care — Botox’s still there.
• Just a pinch of Botox and a whole lot of confidence.
• I’m not high-maintenance. I’m just Botox-enhanced.
• Feelings are overrated, I prefer to keep my expressions on ice with Botox.
• I thought about getting Botox, but then I decided to just grin and bear it.
• Some people say botox is a stretch, but I think it’s just a cosmetic choice.
• I tried to give my cat Botox, but it just made them look like a grumpy kitten.
• Botox is like Photoshop for your face – just a little touch-up here and there.
• Botox is like magic – it makes my wrinkles disappear faster than a rabbit in a hat.

There you have it—Botox puns that are smoother than your forehead and twice as bold. Now, go forth and sprinkle that sass into your selfies, bios, or DMs.

But beyond the laughs, let this be your reminder: reinvention can be playful. Whether it’s a tweak to your look or your language, humor lets you reclaim the narrative. It’s not just wordplay—it’s power, darling.