124 Knee Puns That Are Simply Leg-endary!

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Knee Puns

Ten-knees ball.
That’s knee-t!
Knee-d I say more?
Knee-ver give up!
It’s a knee-cessity.
Knee got this!
Knee-spresso.
Knee-on Lights.
Knee and me forever.
Knee-gotiate your way!
Knee-ding some love.
Knee-dle in a haystack.
Knee it like Beckham.
You’re the bee’s knees!
Knee-slapping good time!
Knee-high to a grasshopper.
Feeling knee-dlessly dramatic!
Feeling down-knee, eat a brownie.
Don’t knee-glekt your dreams!
God answer’s knee- mail.
Best time to meet: Knee-oon.
Favorite instrument: Ukule-knee.
Favorite fruit: Ba-knee-na!
Favorite movie: Finding Knee-mo!
Favorite holiday destination: Kneepal.
A doctor for the leg :Call it a knee-titian.

The baker loves to knee-d dough.
Keep calm and knee-lax with a good pun.
Bend the rules, but don’t break your knees!
Knee’s favorite exercise? Kneeling.
Knee-lax and enjoy the moment.
On cloud nine with my knees by my side.
Knees use knee-vigation to navigate traffic.
Kneed to stretch before sports.
Kneed some rest after a long day.
This pun might be knee-dless.
Do you knee-d a moment?
Knee-ther Here Nor There.
Knee-d some help with that?
Caught in a Kneeesy Situation.
Enjoying the journey, knee by knee.
Stay strong—no knee-d to buckle!
I’ve got a ‘knee’-t sense of humor!
I have high knee-hopes for the future.
Knee-deep in adventure, loving every step.
My knee surgery went knee-tastically well!
Let’s put our best knee forward and ace this presentation.
He really knocked me off my kneecap with that news.
Don’t worry, we’ll cross that knee when we come to it.
I told my doctor I have a sore knee, he said I kneed to take it easy.
Skeleton went solo – his knees were too bashful to boogie!
I kneed to get in shape, my body was getting out of joint.
Tried wrestling, but couldn’t handle knee-jerk reactions.
Watched a knee documentary, a real joint production!
Injured my knee tap dancing, guess I was on the wrong foot.
My knee’s got a great poker face – it never folds under pressure.
Hope my knee doesn’t betray me; can’t handle the need for surgery.
The dancer’s knees were amazing—kneedless to say.
Love yoga, especially knee-ding flexibility poses.
Did you hear about the brave knee? It took a stand!
The old man had a bad knee, but he always kept his chin up.
I kneed a break, my joints are staging a revolt!
What did one knee say to the other? Nice to joint you!
Skeleton went solo – his knees were too bashful to boogie!

Knee-dless to say, this joke’s on point!
Just kneeding a little vitamin sea.
When life gets tough, kneel and pray.
I told my friend a knee joke. Now, she can’t stand me!
Trying to impress? Just put your best knee forward!
Knee-d some inspiration?
My knee is really into music – it’s always bending to the beat.
My knee is very religious – it’s always kneeling in prayer.
I told a joke about a knee and got a standing ovation!
Knee-t and tidy, just how I like my jokes.
When life gets tough, kneel and pray.

Knee-d some time off? Take a knee and relax!
Every time I hear a knee joke, I fall apart!
Knee-d more puns? I got you covered!
I think it got knee-monia.
The knee was great at math because it knew all the joint operations!
Left on the dance floor with two left knees.

If a knee wins an award, is it called a knee-minee?
It’s called trend-knee
It’s a knee-rrative.
Do you need a knee-d to fix it?
I’m knee-glecting my responsibilities.
I’m knee-deep in work and loving it!
My knees are my partners in crime.
Feeling a little off-balance? Must be a knee-ssue.
I tried to tell a knee joke, but it was too jointed.
Don’t be a crab, get down on one knee and propose!
My knees have a lot to say, they’re just not very articulate.
My knee has a great sense of humor, it loves knee-slappers!
My knee is on a roll – it’s the real MVP of my body.
When you hurt your knee in a bakery, that’s a knead for concern.
I kneed you now more than ever.
I’m not pulling your leg, just bending your knee.
It’s not knee, it’s you.

I’ve knee-ver seen anything like it!
I’m feeling knee-rvous about the test.
Knee sure have a way with words.
Knee-sy does it!
Don’t knee-glect your health.
Knee will always remember this.
She has a keen eye and a sharp knee.
She’s the bee’s knees!

Do you knee-d any help?
I knee-ded that laugh.
You knee-d to see this!
It’s knee-ther here nor there.
Knee-ver say never!
That was a knee-slapper!
Can you knee-lieve it?
I’m knee-deep in this book.
My knee’s humor kneels me laughing.
My knee’s a bad joke, worse with every step.
Knee wants a vacation, but it kneed to rest.
Hurt my knee, but keep a kneetive attitude.
Feeling down? Everyone knee-ds a laugh.
I’m feeling ‘patella-fied’ with these knee jokes!
Life is better when you have a good support system… like sturdy knees!
My knee is feeling rebellious – it’s refusing to bend to authority.
My knee is quite the daredevil – it’s always up for a high-knee adventure.
My knee really went to the party last night – it’s now requesting a dance floor instead of a bed!