153 Math Puns That Will Add Fun to Your Day!

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We’ve got a collection of math puns that’ll multiply your laughter exponentially!

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Math Puns

Math class is sum-thing else!
You’re acute-y!
Don’t be obtuse, just be acute!
Life without geometry is pointless.
I’m on a strict diet, I only eat pi.
I’m not a math whiz, I’m a math wizard!
Math puns are the first sine of madness!
I’m a polygon pro, I never get too obtuse.
I love math because it’s right up my alley.
My math skills are so sharp, they’re acute.
I love geometry, it really shapes my world.
Stay positive, even if your numbers are negative.

$Stay positive even if your numbers are negative. Math Pun$

I’m divided on whether to love or hate math.
Math’s path to success was paved with numbers.
I’m a math enthusiast; I always factor in fun.
Life’s a polynomial full of constant change!
I’m a pro at algebra, I can solve for your ex.
My math teacher called me average… how mean!
I’m a math teacher, I make problems disappear.
Math walked down the path to solve the problem.
Math is my love language I speak it fluently.
Mathematics: where logic meets magic and stays!
I’m feeling so math-y after acing that test.
I aced that math test like it was a piece of pi!
You’re acute angle, let’s make a right triangle!
Math class is like a broken pencil… pointless!
I’m afraid of numbers, they multiply so quickly.
The equal sign is the unsung hero of mathematics.

$The equal sign is the unsung hero of mathematics Math Pun$

I’m really good at geometry. I never cut a corner.
I love geometry because it gives me shape in life.
I’m exponential, once I start, I just can’t stop!
I’m a pro at math, I’m a sine of intelligence!
Math was so angry, it sent its wrath down the path.
I’m good at algebra because I solve for X-cellence.
I’m like pi, irrational but infinitely interesting.
I’m not a mathematician, I’m more of a calcu-later!
Math class: where even my calculator asks for help!
I used to hate math, but then it started adding up.
Mathematics: where even your problems have problems!
My love for math is infinite, it just goes on and on.
Mathematics is my forte, I’m always counting on it.
Let’s math-pand our horizons and learn something new.
I’m a math wizard – I only deal in imaginary numbers.
The best angle to approach a problem is the try-angle.
Math teachers have too many problems.

$Math teachers have too many problems Math Pun$

Mathematicians never die, they just become irrational.
I’m so good at math, I’m absolute zero at socializing.
I told a math pun to my friends, but it divided them.
I’m not a mathematician, I just like to sum things up.
Calculating the area of a circle can be cir-cumbersome.
I’m not a mathematician, but I’ve got some prime ideas.
I’m like a parallelogram – always striving for balance.
I was going to tell a math pun, but I’m 2Â² to tell it!
Math problems: peel the layers, find the root solution.
I’m good at algebra, but calculus takes me on a tangent.
Parallel lines might be alike, but they’ll never mingle.
Trigonometry is like a puzzle; every angle adds a piece.
Math is my forte – I always factor in the possibilities.
I’m not average, I’m mean, median, and mode all at once.
I’m a math magician, I can make your problems disappear.
I’ll be your compass if you promise to be my coordinate.

$Ill be your compass if you promise to be my coordinate. Math Pun$

Geometry class is where angles go to get acute education.
I’m going to have a Math-gical day at the amusement park.
I’m not a mathematician, but I’ve got the angles covered.
The math professor was so cool, he was a total quadratic.
Calculus is my jam, I can find the limit of any situation.
My love for math is like a function: it just keeps growing!
I’m so good at math, I make geometry look like a piece of pi.
I wanted to be a statistician, but the odds were against me.
I’m a mathlete because I always give problems my best angle.
I tried to divide by zero once. It was a dividing experience.
I’m statistically significant, but emotionally insignificant.
Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
Mathematics: where buying 64 watermelons is a logical decision!
Calculating pi: the never-ending slice of mathematical delight.
Math in the morning? Sum-thing to think about!

$Math in the morning Sum thing to think about Math Pun$

Math class is where problems multiply, but so do the solutions.
The math book was sad because it had too many problems.
Math is like love… a simple equation until someone gets hurt!
I’m on a math diet; I’m subtracting pounds and adding knowledge.
Mathematicians never say goodbye, they just go off on a tangent.
I’m on a tangent about trigonometry, it’s really acute subject.
I’m a geometric figure because my love for math is never-ending.
Math puns are complex, but if you get them, you’re squared away!
Counting on fingers: my preferred method of advanced mathematics.
I’m not a fan of negative numbers, they’re below zero in my book.
I’m not a mathematician, but I’m still good at dividing the bill.
I’m not a mathematician, but I know my limits, they’re infinity!
I’m not good at geometry, but I can definitely get a-round to it.
I’m like a decimal, I’ll always have my point in the right place.
I tried to do my math homework, but I couldn’t find the X factor.
Be rational, get real, it’s just complex math.

$Be rational get real its just complex math Math Pun$

My friend got into a fight with calculus. He refused to integrate.
I’ve got the right formula for love, you plus me equals infinity.
Let’s integrate our curves and find the area under the love graph!
I’m so good at math, I aced my geometry test with flying polygons.
I asked my math teacher for help, but he just divided my problems.
I followed the path to math class, but I got lost in wrath instead.
I’m like a Venn diagram: the more you know me, the more we overlap.
The best way to solve a math problem is to multiply the strategies.
I’m so good at math, I can divide by zero… and still get a laugh!
That math professor is wild; he’s always making a mess on the board.
Math teachers never procrastinate; they always strive for the limit.
I’m emotionally divided, like a fraction with a denominator of zero.
The math professor went crazy with power… he became a square root!
I thought I understood math, but it led me down a dark path of wrath.
Espresso + algebra = Alge-brew the perfect morning!

$Espresso algebra Alge brew the perfect morning Math Pun$

The math teacher was so old, he probably counted with Roman numerals.
Mathematicians never give up; they always find a solution in the end.
I’m like a complex number, hard to understand, but totally worth it.
Calculus is my favorite subject, it really helps me derive pleasure.
Math class is like a broken record… it just keeps repeating itself!
Mathematics: the root of all evils and also the root of all solutions!
Mathematics is my compass; it always points me in the right direction.
Math puns are radical they can multiply your laughter exponentially.
I was terrible at geometry until I realized it’s all about shap-ing up.
I’ve been thinking about cosine, and it’s really starting to sine on me.
I’m a fraction of the person I used to be since I started studying math.
I’m a math teacher, but I only have a fraction of my students attention.
I’m not a mathematician, but I’m great at dividing and conquering tasks.
I tried to solve the math problem, but all I ended up with was aftermath.
I lost my calculator in a forest, but I’m positive it’ll log some natural logs.

$I lost my calculator in a forest but Im positive itll log some natural logs. Math Pun$

I failed my math test, but I’m determined to factor in success next time.
Calculus is my favorite subject, it really integrates well with my brain.
I tried to be friends with math, but it always subtracts from my happiness!
I’m a math teacher, but I don’t count my chickens before they’re subtracted.
My love for you is like a fractal, complex, infinite, and always expanding.
My math skills are just like my bank account… always in the negatives!
The math teacher was so strict, she could use a protractor as a lie detector.
I used to hate math, but then I realized it was sum-thing I couldn’t avoid.
In math class, I’m always positive. I make sure to stay in the right quadrant.
I was struggling with math until I found the missing angle… it was acute one!
I’m so bad at math, I once thought a tangent was something you put in your hair!
My math textbook is like a horror story… full of problems and no happy endings!
I’m not saying I hate math, but trying to understand it makes me feel irrational.
The math book was down in the dumps, drowning in its problems.

$The math book was down in the dumps drowning in its problems Math Pun$

If two is company and three is a crowd, what’s five? A prime number party.
I was so bad at math in school, I once thought a hypotenuse was part of a dinosaur!
I’m emotionally quotient about solving equations, it’s a natural sine of affection.
I failed my math test because I was too busy counting the minutes until it was over!
Math is like a puzzle; if you’re not careful, you might subtract something essential.
I used to think math was pointless, but then I realized it’s the whole angle of life!
I’m a function of x, and you’re a function of y. Together, we make an exponential pair.
Tried dividing my attention between math and art, ended up with a fraction of creativity.
The only thing that subtracts from my happiness is running out of math problems to solve.
I’m a mathematician by day, problem solver by night, guess you could say I’m well-rounded.
I tried to do my math homework, but I got graph paper… now I’m really lost in the lines!
Math is like a puzzle… except all the pieces are numbers, and none of them fit together!
Math class is like a treadmill… lots of running in circles with no apparent destination!
Trying to do my math homework, but the problems multiplied faster than I could solve them!
The hardest part about math is convincing myself that I actually care about the value of x.
Math is like a puzzle. You just have to put the right pieces together to make it all add up.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet… just like me and my crush!