105 Witch Puns for a Hauntingly Good Time!

Witching you a spellbinding welcome, fellow pun enthusiasts!

Ready to brew up some laughter and charm your sense of humor?

We all know crafting the perfect witch pun can be a bit of a hexing challenge, but fear not!

This collection of witch puns will help you conjure up magical wordplay, guaranteed to enchant your conversations and tickle your funny bone.

Read on, and let the enchantment begin!

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Witch Puns

Hex-t me later.
I’m so hex-cited.
Witch’s brew haha.
To witch their own.
That’s a witch hunt!
Witch out for me!
I’m witcher than you.
Witches get stitches.
You en-witch my life.
Bake it in the coven.
Witch-tastic times ahead.
Bewitch you were here!
Spell-abrate good times!
Witching you lots of love!
You’re a spell-ebration!
Feeling witchy keen today!
You’ve bewitched me!

Witching you a magical day!
You’re my witch and famous!
Witch better have my broom!
A witch in time saves nine.
Keep calm and carry a witch!
Just witching the time away.
A sand-witch loves the beach.
Witching you a happy birthday!
This is my resting witch face.
Let’s make a witch-tastic team!
This soup tastes witch-licious!
Witching you a Happy Halloween!
Witch-ful thinking got me here.
Stop witching about everything!
Feeling like a boss witch today.
Witching you a spell-tacular day!
Life’s a witch, and then you die.
I’m eating a sand-witch for lunch.
Always having a witchin’ good time.
Born to be a witch, forced to work.
Witch-ever way you go, I’ll follow.
Feeling witchy? Let’s get bewitched!
You’re going to be witch and famous.
You’re such a bewitching personality.
Witch-ever you choose, it’ll be great!
his witch can be bribed with chocolate.
She’s not just smart; she’s witch smart.
Witches always fly first cauldron class.
She’s got witchcraft down to a fine art.
Don’t be such a witch, brew up some fun!
What an inspiring rags to witches story.
You’re my favorite witch!

Check out my super o-witch-inal costume.
Our team’s success is truly spellbinding.
In a world full of princesses, be a witch.
I’m a witch with a brew-tiful personality!
A witch’s garage is called a broom closet.
A witch’s favorite fruit is a spell-berry.
Witches stay in shape by doing hex-ercise.
You’re my favorite witch to hang out with.
A witch’s favorite dessert is spell-a-misu.
Life is gourd when you have a witchy friend.
That’s a witch-crafty idea you’ve got there!
I’ll witch you were here to witness my magic!
I had to witch-hike because my car broke down.
A witch’s favorite instrument is the hex-ophone.
The witch’s favorite movie is The Wizard of Paws.
A witch’s favorite subject in school is spelling.
Hey witches, it’s time to trick or treat yo’self.
Let’s get witch-ual and dance under the moonlight.
I can’t be-leaf how witch-tacular I am at potions!
Feeling witchy and ready for a little hocus pocus.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Witches prefer their tea with a hint of spell-mint.
Witching hour is the best time for making decisions.
The witch’s favorite type of music? Spellbound-sary.
Witches don’t age – they just brew stronger potions!
A witch tells the time by looking at her witch watch.
This may sound a bit witchy, but I’m under your spell.
The witch loves cooking up some spell-binding recipes.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
The witch has a knack for casting wickedly good spells.
I’m friends with a witch who brews up a mean cup of tea.
My cat’s a witch, she’s got that hiss-terical cattitude.
A witch’s favorite vacation spot is the Enchanted Forest.
The witch went to the doctor with a spell throat.
Witches need spell-toe boots, not regular shoes.
Witch better have my broom!

The witch was crabby and cast a crustacean curse.
The witch’s team wins with their hex-tra players.
The witch’s fortune-telling business was crystal baller.
The witch started a diet to lose her cauldron belly.
Witches fly on broomsticks for a clean getaway.
The witch’s favorite restaurant? Brewed and Stewed.
I’m brewing up a storm – buckle up for a witch-tastic ride!
She breezed through the test like a witch on a broomstick.
Witches love to travel because they’re filled with wand-erlust.
The witch joined the band for her broomstick skills.
I’m a witch with a broom, still sweeping you off your feet!
The best place to search for witches is wicca-pedia.
Witches smell brew because of their keen sense of spell.
My witch friend is always brewing up ideas – a potent force!
The witch’s cat grinned because it knew all the purrfect spells.
The witch’s favorite dessert was sorcery with a side of mischief.
Hanging with my witch friend is magical—she charms everyone!
Even ghosts need a break; join our phantom-tastic witchy tea party!
My witch friend brews the best potions – we’ve cast a spell on each other!
My witch friend brews the best potions; we’ve really cast a spell on each other!