131 Pen Puns To Sketch a Smile on Your Face!

Hey, pun-lover! ????️ Feeling stuck when it comes to pen puns? Don’t fret!

We’ve got a treasure trove of wordplay that will recharge your creative inkwell.

In this article, we’re diving into a collection of puns that’ll have you laughing, wincing, and sharing them with everyone you know.

Get ready to unlock the pun-demonium and watch your social media game soar!

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Pen Puns

Keep calm and pen on!
This party is pen-tastic!
In a world of keyboards, be a pen.
I always draw the line with a pen.
Pen-etrating thoughts always flow.
A good pen is worth its ink in gold.
I’m inkredibly fond of you, pen-pal!
You can never have too many pen-pals.
Writing with a pen is just my type.
Mightier than the sword, but easier to misplace.

Writing with a pen is quite inking!
Let’s ink about our future together.
Every pen has its own write of passage.
Writing with a broken pen is pointless.
Let’s take a stroll down the pen-insula.
I’m feeling ink-credibly inspired today!
Writing with you is always a pen-demonium.
Put your pen to paper and let’s create!
Pens are like bookmarks for your thoughts.
Drawing smiles one pen stroke at a time.
Pen-omenal ideas are just a scribble away.
The teacher gave me a pen-alty for my for my bad handwriting.
Let’s make a pen-sive statement together.
Pen-tastic! It’s the write tool for the job.
Life’s a journey, so make sure to penjoy it.
Let’s ink about it and sign with penfidence.
I pen-d a lot of time thinking about the essay.
A pen’s life motto: Ink it ’til you make it.
My pen collection is mightier than the sword!
I’m on a roll, pen-ning puns left and right.
Ink-credible power at your fingertips.

I’m write here waiting for your pen-sation.
Don’t be blue, just write it down with a pen.
I’m really drawn to you, like a pen to paper.
This pen is my write-hand tool for creativity.
I’m just a pen-dulum swinging between words.
A day without puns is like a day without a pen.
Let’s pen-ticipate in this essay writing competition together.
My love for you is like a never-ending inkwell.
Ink-siderate people always return borrowed pens.
I’m not a regular pen user; I’m a cool pen user.
When life gives you lemons, just pen a new story!
I picked up a pen and a yen while I was in Japan.
When life gets tough, just pen-d your thoughts.
Pen-tastic! Let’s ink-vite some fun into our day.
A pen in the hand is worth two in the desk drawer.
I’m pen-t up with excitement whenever I see you.
In the world of puns, I’m a pen-tathlon champion.
Pens are the write tools for creative expression.
My pen is my partner in crime; we’re a dynamic duo.
Click, write, repeat – the pen-dulum of creativity.

When in doubt, just grab a pen and ink it through.
Some people find their soulmate; I found my pen-mate.
You inkredibly brighten my day, like a shining pen.
In the pen-dulum of life, may happiness be your ink.
Don’t pen-d too much time overthinking – just write!
When life gets tough, just keep pen-ning your thoughts.
My pen and I have a great relationship, we’re pen pals!
My handwriting’s iffy, but my pen collection? Top-notch!
Don’t be so blue, pen-tastic things are coming your way!
I’m so pen-sitive, I can’t handle the ink-stress anymore.
Don’t let anyone tell you that a sharp pen isn’t write.
I can’t draw, but I can pen-t a pretty picture with words.
My favorite type of pen? The one that’s write for the job!
Let’s seal the deal with a signature pen stroke of genius.
I’m on a roll with these pen puns; they just keep flowing!
Pens are like friends, always there to lend a helping ink.
This pen has a point to make; it’s a stroke of genius!
I’m in a pickle without my trusty fountain pen by my side.
The ink-credible power of the pen never ceases to amaze.
The final frontier: Pen-space.

Don’t worry, I’ll stick a pen in it and make it all better!
Our friendship is un-pen-dable, never running out of ink.
Life’s a sketch, so make it colorful with your pen-manship.
My pen-ultimate goal is to make people laugh with my puns.
I can’t find my favorite pen… it must have been inkognito!
My favorite way to procrastinate is by browsing pen catalogs.
This pen is so note-worthy, it deserves a standing ovation!
This pen is write on the mark; it’s a pen-tastic creation!
I brought a magic pen to the party, it was simply ink-redible!
My pen is like a comedian, always jotting down puns on paper.
I’m on a pen-sive journey to find the perfect pen for writing.
I’m not a big fan of the pencil, but I’m really drawn to pens.
I’m pen-couraged by the progress I’ve made on my writing today.
I bought a new pen that writes so well, it’s truly out-pen-ding!
I have to go to the store, I need to buy a new pen and some ten.
I wanted to write a love letter, but the ink of my heart ran dry.
My pen refuses to write with any other ink, it’s very pen-dantic.
A good pen is like a loyal friend – always there when you need it.
Don’t leave your pens lying around; they might get a bit pen-itive.
Pen-ning my thoughts, one click at a time.

When the pen is mightier than the sword, it’s time to write history.
These puns about pens are quite sharp – they really get to the point!
I’m in a pen-dulum mood today, swinging between using different pens.
I can’t seem to find my favorite pen, I guess it’s gone with the wind.
Requested an autograph, got a pen-doodle masterpiece from the artist!
Don’t worry, I’m not pen-ning up all my puns, I’ll share them with you!
Comedian’s talking pen joke flopped – pen-sive humor got no laughs.
I’m experiencing a bit of writer’s blockage with my favorite pens today.
Let’s ink our names on the pages of history, forever penning our legacy.
I keep my pens organized by color; it’s my pen-tastic rainbow collection.
I never get bored with pens; they’re always jotting down new possibilities.
Feeling a bit inky? Let’s doodle our way out of it with some pen art therapy.
He’s such a smooth operator; he can pen a deal even in a room full of sharks!
I need a pen-dorsement deal from a stationery company for all the pens I use.
I couldn’t resist falling for you, you have a magnetic personality like a pen!
I couldn’t find my favorite pen, so I meditated instead and found my inner zen.
Once a banker, lost interest; now I’m trying to make ends meet with my pen.
The farmer wanted to write a letter, but his chicken stole his pen.

She’s a pro at drawing a line in the sand when it comes to setting boundaries.
She’s always pen-ning her thoughts in her journal; it’s her way of inking about life.
I heard the restaurant serves a special pen-cake for breakfast – it must be a write-off!
I can’t pen-alize myself for losing another pen, but I definitely need to be more careful.
The librarian was reading a book about pens when suddenly, the pen-ultimate page was missing!
I always carry a pen with me because you never know when you’ll need to jot down a pen-derful idea.
Asked the doc to fix my handwriting, got a pen-icillin prescription for my scribble troubles!
Couldn’t find my pen, so I grabbed a pencil – talk about drawing outside the lines! Let’s get creative!
They say there are no mistakes in art, just happy accidents. Well, my pen has certainly had its fair share of happy scribbles!
It’s raining cats and pens outside, I’ll need to use a waterproof pen.

Why did the pen go to art school? It wanted to draw attention.
Why did the pen go to the comedy club? It wanted to sharpen its wit.
The pen wanted to be a singer, but it didn’t have the write notes.
The ballpoint pen was feeling blue because it couldn’t find its cap.
Every time I try to write a pun, the pen just says, ‘You’re inkredible!’
The pen staged a strike, claiming the paper was sheeting it unfairly.
The pen was accused of murder, but it claimed it was just a writing utensil.
Farmer had to sign papers, faced a choice: his pen or his den of ducks.
The pen and the pencil had a race, but the pen won because it had a write of way.
The pen and the pencil had an argument, but they eventually inked a compromise.
I tried to tell a ghost story, but my pen was too scared to write the spooky ending!
My pen fell for a paperclip, but their love story was pretty stationery – they just couldn’t move forward!