158 Hockey Puns To Stick Handle Your Way to Laughter!

Hey there, puck enthusiasts! ????

Ever tried to break the ice at a party with a hilarious hockey pun, only to feel like you’ve just face-planted on a slippery rink?

Trust me, we’ve all been there. Crafting that perfect, stick-to-your-bones joke that scores big with your pals isn’t always a breezy glide in the park.

Guess what? We’ve got your back.

Dive into this article, and you’ll be armed with zingers that will leave you howling harder than a stadium horn after a game-winning goal.

Let’s drop the puck and get started! ????????

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Hockey Puns

Hockey hair, don’t care!
Hockey: where ice meets spice!
That was a hockey-larious game!

I’m stick-ing to my love for hockey.
Ice, ice, baby—hockey’s calling!

Keep calm and curry on the ice!
His skills on the rink are hockey-stounding!

Feeling a bit board? Try hockey!
I find hockey puck-ticularly interesting.
Hockey up, we’re late for the game!

This game is about to get stick-y!
Slapshot straight into my heart!
Don’t just play it, slay it on the ice!

Freeze the day—play hockey!
Winning is a puck-ticular skill!
When hawks play, it is called Hawkey.
Jesus is such a good goalie because Jesus saves.

After a hat trick, the crowd chants: “Hockey-lujah!”
I’m hockey-ing to understand the game rules.
Stick with me, and you’ll learn all about hockey.

That was an ice shot!
Puck yeah!
Don’t puck with me!

I’m on thin ice, and I don’t have my hockey skates.
I’ve got too many goals in life, just like a hockey star.

I’m a big fan of hockey, it really puck-ers me up.
That hockey player is a real puck-er up.
Glove saves and chill – that’s a hockey night.
Hockey players’ jokes always slip on the ice!

When birds play hockey, it’s always a fowl play.
Stick to the plan, just like in hockey.
You’re the puck in my heart’s net.

Both dentists and coaches are experts in drilling.
Our love is as ‘ice’-olated as a penalty box.

Hockey players have ‘icing’ on the cake of life.
After a rough game, the hockey puck felt so dented.
The hockey player’s favorite drink is a puck-accino!

A hockey player’s favorite dessert is puck-cakes.
The team celebrated their victory with a puck-nic.
You’re the icing on my hockey puck – sweet and essential.

Feeling cold? Catch a hockey game for some heated action!
Watch the puck, unless you’re a ref—then watch the players!
For hockey players, every problem just slides away.
Hockey sticks are just magic wands with a sporty twist.
Pucks are just icy Oreos that no one wants to dunk.

A hockey puck is just a frozen cookie that everyone wants a piece of.
A hockey player’s favorite bedtime story is ‘The Puck Stops Here.’

In a bakery, a hockey player would order ice buns every time!
Hockey players are like goldfish. The way we get their attention is to tap on the glass.
Ho-ho-hockey is the only sport played by Santa and the Christmas elves.

You won’t find a hockey player at a BBQ, they prefer everything chilled!
Slapshot through the heart.

When hockey players write, they always use icy blue ink.
Hockey players always have the coolest birthdays; they’re ice-lebrations!
If life is a game, hockey players would always have the coolest advantage!

The hockey team went to the bank for a bounce check.
The hockey player excelled in math due to his knowledge of angles.
The hockey book was full of slapstick moments, making it engaging.

Hockey players always sit between the pucks.
Hockey players never sweat because they have too many fans!
I bought a new hockey stick, but I’m still not getting any net income!

I told my friend a hockey joke, but it slid right past him.
Hockey players keep secrets off the ice because even the boards have ears and the ice cracks up.

I dated a hockey player once; it was cool until we broke the ice!
Hockey players don’t need a freezer; they always break the ice themselves!

My hockey pun at dinner served as a perfect ice breaker.
A hockey player’s favorite type of music is heavy puck.
A hockey player who can play the guitar is a puck-rocker.

Cross a hockey player and a chef, and you get a slap-chef.
The hockey player preferred cold coffee, reflecting his love for all things on ice.
Hockey players love mornings; it’s the best time for a fresh start on ice!

You can’t play hockey with pigs because they hog the puck!
The best place to shop for a hockey shirt is New Jersey!
Hockey players excel at making new friends—they break the ice instantly!
The hockey player went to the bakery because he needed a good roll!
You’re a big hockey fan if you want to get married on a breakaway!

Hockey players choose skates over shoes—every glide aims for a goal!
Gettin’ icy with it.

The hockey book was hard to finish because it had too many face-offs!
The hockey player made a great musician with his perfect penalty timing!

Hockey players never get lost; they always follow the puck.
The hockey player joined the circus for stick-handling practice.
Hockey players bring string to tie up the game!

Hockey players avoid watering the garden to prevent hose-tripping!
I asked the hockey player about his diet, he said it’s all about balanced (ice) meals!
Hockey players struggle with dancing because they can’t get over the boards!

I tried cooking like a hockey player, but I slipped up – everything was just pan-fried!
Hockey players make terrible secret agents. Everyone can see their goals!
I keep my hockey puns to a minimum because too many can lead to a penalty!

Yeast isn’t used in making a hockey puck because no one wants a risqué shot!
The hockey puck attended school to better circulate around the rink.
The scarecrow won the hockey MVP for being outstanding in his field.

When the doughnut got drafted onto the hockey team, they put a hole lot of effort in the game.

The musical hockey goalie’s specialty was blocking high notes.

The hockey player couldn’t find his tea. It was stuck in the penalty cup!
The chameleon joined the hockey team and excelled being invisible on the ice.
Hockey players skip vacations to avoid missing the ultimate check-in at the rink.
The hockey player wasn’t a good cook because every time he tried, he’d get into a heated face-off!
I asked the hockey player for a joke, and he gave me a puck line.

Stick it to ’em!

I told a hockey joke, but it got checked before the punchline.

I wanted to make a hockey salad, but alas, it was a toss-up!
When the moon plays hockey, it’s all about the crescent shot.
The octopus was a fan of hockey because of its natural stick-handling skills.

I tried underwater hockey, but it was just too deep for me.
The hockey game was so bad because of all the cheap shots.
The magician joined the hockey team and soon became the master of deception.

When the tomato played hockey, he was always left behind because he couldn’t ketchup!

The hockey player attended art school to perfect his stick figure.

The hockey player attended school for a high stick-ing grade.
The hockey player’s ambitions stretched goals beyond the rink.
The hockey player turned to piano because he loved the sound of slap shots.

Told to slow down, the hockey player just kept skating at breakneck speeds.
The hockey player broke up with his girlfriend, calling her a puck-tease.

The hockey player was taken to jail because he shot a goal.
Hockey players are like goldfish. The way we get their attention is to tap on the glass.
The hockey player always brought an extra pair of shoelaces to tie the score.

The football player joined hockey, seeing it as the perfect goal exchange program.
Our best hockey player wears a hat because he’s always aiming for a hat-trick.

The new ice hockey player had cold feet, which explained his performance.
Just like cookies, hockey players excel in baking (backing) skills!
Hockey players prefer round pizzas for practice as they resemble perfect saucers.

The most affectionate hockey player always hugs the boards.
If lawyers played hockey, there would be a lot more suits on the ice!

The circus clown playing hockey kept a spare puck for extra clowning around on the ice.
The hockey player’s dog always fetches his stick because he’s paw-some at fore-check.
When the race car driver got into hockey, he was always in the driver’s seat during games!
The river joined the hockey team boasting great flow, but it was always offside due to current conditions.
The carpenter made an excellent hockey player, he always nailed the goal.
The volcano joined the hockey team but kept getting penalties for erupting too soon.
The astronaut’s career as a hockey player was short-lived; he always shot his pucks out of orbit.
The tomato on the hockey team often found itself squashed during the game.
The ghost excelled in hockey, always aiming straight for the ghouls!
When veggies play hockey, lettuce say it’s a salad competition!

If a hockey player was a superhero, they’d be Ice-man – always cool under pressure!
Hockey players make great New Year’s resolutions because they always start on clean ice!
In the world of stocks, hockey players always invest in ICE – they know it’s a sure shot!
When it comes to art, hockey players love ice sculptures; they see beauty in every freeze frame!
Hockey players favor the ice waltz, a dance that truly captures their glide and grace!
When the weatherman plays hockey, he’s always forecasted to win!
The bicycle couldn’t play hockey because it was two-tired!
When the sun plays hockey, it always blazes across the ice!
When hockey players practice their alphabet, they always pause at ‘P’ for puck!
Fish playing hockey? That’s some deep-sea defense!
A ghost’s favorite hockey position is the ghoulie.
The best hockey player on the computer team? The keyboard’s shift key!
When the mummy played hockey, he was all wrapped up in the game!
When witches play hockey, they always broom the competition.

Oh, and just like that, we’ve skated to the end of our hilarious hockey journey! ????✨

But remember, these puns aren’t just about scoring laughs at your next get-together. Just as a hockey game isn’t only about goals but the strategies, plays, and teamwork, humor is more than just the punchline.

So, next time you’re looking to light up a room, take a shot, use a pun, and watch as the game of life becomes a thrilling match full of unexpected twists and turns.

Keep those skates sharp and your wit sharper, champ! ????????