131 Three Puns To Prove Good Things Come In Threes!

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Three Puns

• Go ahead, make my three.
• 3 peas in a pod.
• Two’s company, three’s a crowd.
• Three cats are the purr-fect company.
• When three cows go out, it’s udder chaos.
• Three blind mice, can’t find their threes!
• Three by three, we’ll build a dreamy treehouse.
• Three-think your strategy – third time’s the charm!
• I met three grammar nerds; they were too tense.
• Don’t just go with the flow, ride the triple wave.
• Three’s a Crowd: But a crowd of three is a party!
• A third dimension of charm!

• Happiness comes in threes: friends, laughter, and memories!
• Three bakers teamed up, and now they’re on a roll.
• Three cheers for the weekend! Hip, hip, hooray x 3!
• Three flowers in a pot is a blooming great company!
• Bought three chickens; they formed a pecking order.
• Our puns are so funny; you’ll laugh thrice as hard!
• Third Time’s the Thrice: A triple dose of success!
• I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
• Three strikes and you’re out, but three’s a home run!
• Three statisticians on a bus are just an average ride.
• Three might be company, but free is a crowd pleaser.
• Three pessimists met up; they had a why for a triangle.
• Life gave me three lemons, so I made an average lemonade.
• I only tell puns in threes—trilogy is the new punchline.
• We’re a trio you can’t just overlook. We’re thrice as nice!
• Not one, not two, but tree amigos standing tall.

• Third time’s the charm, they say, but I prefer thrice as nice.
• When three’s a crowd, it’s a party waiting to be threefold.
• Three’s company, and in this case, it’s a crowd of laughter!
• We’re not just good friends; we’re the ultimate three-migos!
• We don’t whisper, we three-mur. It’s louder and thrice as fun!
• I only have three wishes, but I’m three-tally making them count.
• Three peas in a podcast were chatting about pod-life balance.
• I ordered a three-cheese pizza and got a trio of disappointment instead.
• When three people jump at once, it’s a three-jump conclusion.
• I’ve been to the dentist three times, so now I know the drill.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for three more naps!
• When it comes to desserts, why stop at seconds? Go for thirds!
• I’m not sure if I can handle this task, but I’ll give it a three.
• She’s been three-wheeling ever since she got her new tricycle.
• Three cheers for the tri-fecta of fun!

• It takes three to tango when you’re coordinating a conga line.
• When the clock strikes 3, it’s time for a three-treat-tea party!
• Always remember to three-cycle your waste – it’s eco-friendly thrice over!
• When you ask for a sign and life gives you a high-five minus two.
• When three pastry chefs collaborate, it’s a batch made in heaven.
• I tried to juggle three balls, but I ended up in a three-mendous mess!
• We’re not just a couple, we’re a three-ple when our cat joins in!
• Don’t just seize the day, seize the three and make it count triple!
• I’m planning a trip to the beach with my friends. We’re gonna have a three-rific time!
• He found three peas in the pod and called it peas-full coexistence.
• My three favorite times are breakfast, lunch, and dinner – I’m a mealennial.
• Three’s company, four’s a crowd, and five’s just over-calcu-three-ting.
• Life gave him lemons, so he made a three-course lemonade spree-dinner.

• Three mathematicians went to a bar; the total sum of enjoyment was high.
• Let’s give them something to taco ’bout, it’s a party for three or more!
• Three lefts don’t make a right, but three rights make a left interesting.
• Three shoes make a pair and a spare, or just one very confused centipede.
• Why don’t we hang out in trios anymore? Because it’s always trio later!
• I couldn’t figure out the elevator music, until it hit me on three levels.
• When it’s freezing outside, remember that three layers are better than one.
• I knew three puns about soil, but I’ll spare you because one is too dirty.
• Three left turns don’t make a right, but they sure make a perfect triangle.
• Three cheers for the mathematician who figured out the trio-nometry problem!
• They say don’t put all your eggs in one basket, so I got three-kets instead.
• Just finished a yoga session and achieved nirvana, one three-pose at a time!
• I tried to catch three falling leaves—guess you could say I’m three-o-phobic!
• Hit the gym with two friends; we were the triceps everyone was talking about.
• Three’s a crowd, but in our case, it’s a party!

• Tried to break up a fight between three dogs; it was a real terrier threesome.
• For a pianist, a good performance always comes down to the three key ingredients.
• I told my friend I’d meet him for a game of triathlon – it’s three times the fun!
• If you give someone three wishes, make sure to clarify it’s a three-limited offer!
• I’m so good at math, I find it easy to divide myself into three personally-teas.
• Whenever I see a group of three friends, I don’t think of it as a crowd, I see it as a three-m effort.
• A trio of thieves stole a calendar, each got four months, talk about time sharing!
• I saw a trio wearing glasses and knew they must be some kind of spec-tacular three.
• I hired three clowns for my birthday party, but it turned into a three-ring circus!
• Trying three new foods at once can be a three-sting challenge for your taste buds.
• The gardener’s favorite plant is the triangle bush, also known as the tri-leaf fig.
• I asked for a three-bean salad, but I guess three beans don’t really amount to hill.
• Three musicians formed a band called Treble Trouble, now that’s what I call harmony!
• Triple the thrill, triple the tea.

• The mathematician’s favorite bakery sells pi divided by three. It’s a third degree pie!
• Missed your chance twice? With three-stiny, the best things really do come in threes!
• I asked my friend how they take their tea, and they replied, ‘With treenity and sugar!’
• You can always count on a tripod to be supportive… because it always has three legs to stand on.
• Investing in stocks. Beef, chicken, vegetable – all bases covered. Profit in three cans!
• Three left turns make a right – especially when you’re in the roundabout way of thinking.
• Encountering three-sistance on your path to success? It just means three victories ahead!
• If you think about it, a three-legged race is just a step towards three-mendous teamwork.
• At the bakery, three pies are better than one because you can have your pie and eat it too!
• I’m not a morning person, but with three cups of coffee, I become a three-gular at breakfast.
• Three watchmakers did a collab, now watch them face-off in time!

• I bought three novels to read over the weekend, but I ended up in a three-way tie between them!
• Three old friends are never board when they get together; they have plenty of tales to tabletop.
• The wise man said wealth can be measured in friendships, health, and a nice cup of tea for three.
• I accidentally bought three pairs of the same socks, but now I’m three-peating my fashion statements!
• Three birds in the hand are better than a flock in the sky.
• I tried baking a cake, but it came out flat. Guess I need to rise to the occasion with three more tries!
• I’m no chef, but I’ve got a recipe for success: mix equal parts determination, dedication, and three cups of coffee.
• I asked the genie for unlimited wishes, but they only granted me three. I guess it’s a three-strike rule.
• The mathematician decided to quit geometry. He said he couldn’t handle all the tri-angle problems anymore.
• When you’ve had two coffees already, and you realize it’s time for the third – a three-caffeinated kind of day!
• When you graduate with a third degree, do they call it a degree cubed?
• Three fish formed a school, but they found it hard to stay in tuna.
• I tried to organize a barbecue with three pigs, but it turned into a ham-fest.

• I saw three bees buzzing around – they must be in a hive-five mood.
• A number’s favorite dessert? A three-scream sundae!
• Three buffaloes walked into a shop – it was a bison-ness meeting.
• Told three puns to see if anyone would laugh; no pun in three did.
• Whichever triangle you like, all three sides agree it’s a great shape.
• When three sheep get together, it’s a real fleece-a-crowd situation.
• I bought three bells for my cat, but she’s still not feline the rhythm.
• Three wise monkeys: Hear No Evil, See No Evil, and… Do Mischief!
• I told my plants three puns to help them grow; one succulent to my humor.
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Three. Three who? Three to get ready, and four to go!
• Why choose between rock, paper, or scissors when you can be a master of all three?
• Number three brought a ladder to the party, aiming to climb the social ladder.
• Three books on a shelf–one left, one right, and one with no spine to be in the middle.
• When the number three won the marathon, it exclaimed, ‘I’m ‘third-ibly proud of myself!’
• Number three hit the art gallery, eager to tri out some new painting techniques!

• Three trees decided to branch out and start a forest – they’re really rooting for success.
• I told my math teacher a pun about fractions, but only three-quarters of the class laughed.
• Let’s open a bakery and sell bread in bundles of three. We’ll call it a “three loaf” special!
• The number three is a comedian. It’s always the third wheel, but it still gets the last laugh.
• Three birds sitting on a wire, one decides to leave. The other two called it a three-sertion.
• The triangle stayed calm during the storm because it knew it would always be three steps ahead.
• I tried to write a pun about elevators, but it didn’t lift off. Guess I need to push the button three more times!

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