131 Three Puns To Prove Good Things Come In Threes!

Three Puns

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Three Puns

  • Go ahead, make my three.
  • 3 peas in a pod.
  • Two’s company, three’s a crowd.
  • Three cats are the purr-fect company.
  • When three cows go out, it’s udder chaos.
  • Three blind mice, can’t find their threes!
  • Three by three, we’ll build a dreamy treehouse.
  • Three-think your strategy – third time’s the charm!
  • I met three grammar nerds; they were too tense.
  • Don’t just go with the flow, ride the triple wave.
  • Three’s a Crowd: But a crowd of three is a party!
  • A third dimension of charm!

A third dimension of charm Three Pun

  • Happiness comes in threes: friends, laughter, and memories!
  • Three bakers teamed up, and now they’re on a roll.
  • Three cheers for the weekend! Hip, hip, hooray x 3!
  • Three flowers in a pot is a blooming great company!
  • Bought three chickens; they formed a pecking order.
  • Our puns are so funny; you’ll laugh thrice as hard!
  • Third Time’s the Thrice: A triple dose of success!
  • I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
  • Three strikes and you’re out, but three’s a home run!
  • Three statisticians on a bus are just an average ride.
  • Three might be company, but free is a crowd pleaser.
  • Three pessimists met up; they had a why for a triangle.
  • Life gave me three lemons, so I made an average lemonade.
  • I only tell puns in threes—trilogy is the new punchline.
  • We’re a trio you can’t just overlook. We’re thrice as nice!
  • Not one, not two, but tree amigos standing tall.

Not one not two but tree amigos standing tall. Three Pun

  • Third time’s the charm, they say, but I prefer thrice as nice.
  • When three’s a crowd, it’s a party waiting to be threefold.
  • Three’s company, and in this case, it’s a crowd of laughter!
  • We’re not just good friends; we’re the ultimate three-migos!
  • We don’t whisper, we three-mur. It’s louder and thrice as fun!
  • I only have three wishes, but I’m three-tally making them count.
  • Three peas in a podcast were chatting about pod-life balance.
  • I ordered a three-cheese pizza and got a trio of disappointment instead.
  • When three people jump at once, it’s a three-jump conclusion.
  • I’ve been to the dentist three times, so now I know the drill.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for three more naps!
  • When it comes to desserts, why stop at seconds? Go for thirds!
  • I’m not sure if I can handle this task, but I’ll give it a three.
  • She’s been three-wheeling ever since she got her new tricycle.
  • Three cheers for the tri-fecta of fun!

Three cheers for the tri fecta of fun Three Pun

  • It takes three to tango when you’re coordinating a conga line.
  • When the clock strikes 3, it’s time for a three-treat-tea party!
  • Always remember to three-cycle your waste – it’s eco-friendly thrice over!
  • When you ask for a sign and life gives you a high-five minus two.
  • When three pastry chefs collaborate, it’s a batch made in heaven.
  • I tried to juggle three balls, but I ended up in a three-mendous mess!
  • We’re not just a couple, we’re a three-ple when our cat joins in!
  • Don’t just seize the day, seize the three and make it count triple!
  • I’m planning a trip to the beach with my friends. We’re gonna have a three-rific time!
  • He found three peas in the pod and called it peas-full coexistence.
  • My three favorite times are breakfast, lunch, and dinner – I’m a mealennial.
  • Three’s company, four’s a crowd, and five’s just over-calcu-three-ting.
  • Life gave him lemons, so he made a three-course lemonade spree-dinner.

Life gave him lemons so he made a three course lemonade spree dinner. Three Pun

  • Three mathematicians went to a bar; the total sum of enjoyment was high.
  • Let’s give them something to taco ’bout, it’s a party for three or more!
  • Three lefts don’t make a right, but three rights make a left interesting.
  • Three shoes make a pair and a spare, or just one very confused centipede.
  • Why don’t we hang out in trios anymore? Because it’s always trio later!
  • I couldn’t figure out the elevator music, until it hit me on three levels.
  • When it’s freezing outside, remember that three layers are better than one.
  • I knew three puns about soil, but I’ll spare you because one is too dirty.
  • Three left turns don’t make a right, but they sure make a perfect triangle.
  • Three cheers for the mathematician who figured out the trio-nometry problem!
  • They say don’t put all your eggs in one basket, so I got three-kets instead.
  • Just finished a yoga session and achieved nirvana, one three-pose at a time!
  • I tried to catch three falling leaves—guess you could say I’m three-o-phobic!
  • Hit the gym with two friends; we were the triceps everyone was talking about.
  • Three’s a crowd, but in our case, it’s a party!

Threes a crowd but in our case its a party Three Pun

  • Tried to break up a fight between three dogs; it was a real terrier threesome.
  • For a pianist, a good performance always comes down to the three key ingredients.
  • I told my friend I’d meet him for a game of triathlon – it’s three times the fun!
  • If you give someone three wishes, make sure to clarify it’s a three-limited offer!
  • I’m so good at math, I find it easy to divide myself into three personally-teas.
  • Whenever I see a group of three friends, I don’t think of it as a crowd, I see it as a three-m effort.
  • A trio of thieves stole a calendar, each got four months, talk about time sharing!
  • I saw a trio wearing glasses and knew they must be some kind of spec-tacular three.
  • I hired three clowns for my birthday party, but it turned into a three-ring circus!
  • Trying three new foods at once can be a three-sting challenge for your taste buds.
  • The gardener’s favorite plant is the triangle bush, also known as the tri-leaf fig.
  • I asked for a three-bean salad, but I guess three beans don’t really amount to hill.
  • Three musicians formed a band called Treble Trouble, now that’s what I call harmony!
  • Triple the thrill, triple the tea.

Triple the thrill triple the tea. Three Pun

  • The mathematician’s favorite bakery sells pi divided by three. It’s a third degree pie!
  • Missed your chance twice? With three-stiny, the best things really do come in threes!
  • I asked my friend how they take their tea, and they replied, ‘With treenity and sugar!’
  • You can always count on a tripod to be supportive… because it always has three legs to stand on.
  • Investing in stocks. Beef, chicken, vegetable – all bases covered. Profit in three cans!
  • Three left turns make a right – especially when you’re in the roundabout way of thinking.
  • Encountering three-sistance on your path to success? It just means three victories ahead!
  • If you think about it, a three-legged race is just a step towards three-mendous teamwork.
  • At the bakery, three pies are better than one because you can have your pie and eat it too!
  • I’m not a morning person, but with three cups of coffee, I become a three-gular at breakfast.
  • Three watchmakers did a collab, now watch them face-off in time!

Three watchmakers did a collab now watch them face off in time Three Pun

  • I bought three novels to read over the weekend, but I ended up in a three-way tie between them!
  • Three old friends are never board when they get together; they have plenty of tales to tabletop.
  • The wise man said wealth can be measured in friendships, health, and a nice cup of tea for three.
  • I accidentally bought three pairs of the same socks, but now I’m three-peating my fashion statements!
  • Three birds in the hand are better than a flock in the sky.
  • I tried baking a cake, but it came out flat. Guess I need to rise to the occasion with three more tries!
  • I’m no chef, but I’ve got a recipe for success: mix equal parts determination, dedication, and three cups of coffee.
  • I asked the genie for unlimited wishes, but they only granted me three. I guess it’s a three-strike rule.
  • The mathematician decided to quit geometry. He said he couldn’t handle all the tri-angle problems anymore.
  • When you’ve had two coffees already, and you realize it’s time for the third – a three-caffeinated kind of day!
  • When you graduate with a third degree, do they call it a degree cubed?
  • Three fish formed a school, but they found it hard to stay in tuna.
  • I tried to organize a barbecue with three pigs, but it turned into a ham-fest.

User I tried to organize a barbecue with three pigs but it turned into a ham fest. Three Pun

  • I saw three bees buzzing around – they must be in a hive-five mood.
  • A number’s favorite dessert? A three-scream sundae!
  • Three buffaloes walked into a shop – it was a bison-ness meeting.
  • Told three puns to see if anyone would laugh; no pun in three did.
  • Whichever triangle you like, all three sides agree it’s a great shape.
  • When three sheep get together, it’s a real fleece-a-crowd situation.
  • I bought three bells for my cat, but she’s still not feline the rhythm.
  • Three wise monkeys: Hear No Evil, See No Evil, and… Do Mischief!
  • I told my plants three puns to help them grow; one succulent to my humor.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Three. Three who? Three to get ready, and four to go!
  • Why choose between rock, paper, or scissors when you can be a master of all three?
  • Number three brought a ladder to the party, aiming to climb the social ladder.
  • Three books on a shelf–one left, one right, and one with no spine to be in the middle.
  • When the number three won the marathon, it exclaimed, ‘I’m ‘third-ibly proud of myself!’
  • Number three hit the art gallery, eager to tri out some new painting techniques!

Number three hit the art gallery eager to tri out some new painting techniques Three Pun

  • Three trees decided to branch out and start a forest – they’re really rooting for success.
  • I told my math teacher a pun about fractions, but only three-quarters of the class laughed.
  • Let’s open a bakery and sell bread in bundles of three. We’ll call it a “three loaf” special!
  • The number three is a comedian. It’s always the third wheel, but it still gets the last laugh.
  • Three birds sitting on a wire, one decides to leave. The other two called it a three-sertion.
  • The triangle stayed calm during the storm because it knew it would always be three steps ahead.
  • I tried to write a pun about elevators, but it didn’t lift off. Guess I need to push the button three more times!

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