146 Monkey Puns That Will Make You Go Bananas!

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Monkey Puns

Keep calm and monkey on!
Quit monkeying with my emotions!
Monkey at the zoo: Ape-solutely nuts!
Don’t just monkey see, monkey chew!
Monkeys: The original tree-huggers!
I’m not monkeying around, I’m serious!
Just monkeying around on a lazy Sunday.
Stop hunky monkeying with the controls!
This party is going to be monkey madness!
Don’t be a flunkey, stop monkeying around.
Banana split decisions!

You’re the top banana in this monkey crew!
Let’s go on a wild adventure – monkey style!
He’s acting like a real cheeky monkey today.
Monkey see, monkey do – but with more style!
Don’t be a donkey, that’s not how you monkey!
Chilly paws, but a monkey heart full of love.
I’m not a cog, I’m a monkey in the works!
Quit being a junkie and stop monkeying around!
Don’t monkey with success, stick to what works.
Life’s too short to monkey around with regrets.
He’s hanging in there like a monkey in a storm.
That party was wild, it was a real monkey house!
Monkey see, monkey do, but can you out-monkey me?
No monkey business here, just bananas for laughs!
In a room full of monkeys, I’m the top banana.

It’s time to stop monkeying around and take action!
He’s a real honkey monkey when it comes to dancing!
Monkey chatter can liven up any room with laughter.
Don’t make the monkey angry, he might go ape-nanas.
This situation is turning into a real monkey wrench.
This conversation is getting ape-solutely bananas!
I’m going to orangutan out with my monkey friends.
I’m bananas for you, monkeying around with my heart!
It’s a jungle out there, better pack your monkey suit!
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the monkeys.
The chunky monkey at the zoo was munching on a banana.
Monkey around with caution, you might end up in a jam.
Hanging out with friends is always a barrel of monkeys.
Stop with the monkey antics, focus on the task at hand.
The donkey monkey in the petting zoo was quite stubborn.
Going bananas over this view!

This place is a real zoo, with all these monkeys around.
Monkey see, monkey do – but I prefer to pave my own path.
The monkey business at the office is getting out of hand.
Don’t monkey with tradition, it’s what keeps us grounded.
Hanging out with a monkey is always a swinging good time!
I’m feeling a bit baboon-dled by all these monkeys around me.
I’m not just monkeying around, I’m serious about my puns!
Monkeying around: It’s not just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle!
Monkeying around at work can lead to serious consequences.
The monkey loved to monkey around with his monkey friends.
Don’t make a monkey out of me, I’m not that easily fooled!
Let’s not monkey around with this project, we need results.
Hungry as a monkey, time to feast on some delicious treats.
I’m having a Gibbons of a time with this monkey business.
A barrel of fun and a bunch of laughs.

Monkeying around: because life’s too short for serious faces!
Life’s a jungle, so I’ll just swing through it like a monkey!
It’s not just monkey business, it’s a full-on circus in here.
Monkey see, monkey do – I learned that behavior from my boss.
I’m not a monkey, I just love swinging from branch to branch.
I told my friend a monkey pun, but he didn’t ape-reciate it!
That monkey on your shoulder, guiding you through tough times.
Hang in there, monkey, the weekend is just around the corner!
Hang on tight, don’t monkey around with your responsibilities.
Curiosity killed the monkey, but satisfaction brought it back.
Forget the rat race, I’m in the ape race – swinging for success!
Monkeying around is my specialty, don’t try to steal my thunder.
Don’t go ape over little things, monkey business never pays off.
When life gives you lemons, trade them for bananas – monkey style!
Swinging into the week like…

Monkeys: Nature’s comedians, swinging from punchline to punchline!
Don’t make me go bananas! I’m already a little monkey in the head.
I’m not trying to be a copy-monkey, but that idea sounds familiar.
This project is driving me bananas, feels like a monkey on my back.
Life’s too short for monkey business, make sure to monkey around too!
Monkey’s quick-witted, a barrel of laughs swinging tree to tree!
Monkey loves to climb trees, they’re just hanging around for the view!
Quit monkeying around and get to the serious stuff, like eating bananas.
Monkey business is my favorite kind of business – full of monkey shines!
Stop monkeying around and get back to work, we’ve got deadlines to meet!
Monkeys: the original free spirits – swinging through life without a care!
Banana splits? More like monkey splits – I’m ape-solutely nuts about them!
Monkey business might be fun, but it’s no joke when things get out of hand.
My mom always said I had a face like a monkey, but I still love her to bits.
Just monkeying around in my natural habitat.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, life tosses in another monkey wrench!
Don’t go ape over little things, it’s just a monkey-see, monkey-do situation.
I’m feeling quite bananas today, but I’ll try to stay a-peeling like a monkey!
This party is going bananas, I’m swinging from branch to branch like a monkey!
Don’t monkey around with the banana peel; it could lead to a slippery situation.
He’s always swinging from one idea to another like a monkey in a jungle gym!
When the going gets tough, I slip on my monkey business face and charge ahead!
Monkeys get hired for their ape-titude!
When the monkey missed the bus, he went ape.
Monkey nap time – finding ape-peel in siestas!
A monkey business is always a barrel of laughs!
Monkey’s puns are bananas, they’re so a-peeling!
Monkeys in space? They’re truly out of this world!
Playing cards? Monkeys are real chimpan-zee at it!
The monkey who loved to paint became quite the Pablo Picasso-chimp.

Monkeys in school? Must be studying ape-stronomy!
Monkeys love chips? They’re chip-panzees for sure!
The monkey’s favorite dance move is the banana split.
The lazy monkey was always good at procrastin-ape-ing.
Why did the monkey like the computer? It had great byte!
Why did the monkey like the banana? Cause it’s a-peel-ing!
Monkeys shun computers, they’re all about ape-daptive tech!
The monkey was feeling down, so I told him to hang in there!
The monkey’s new diet plan: Going bananas and loving it!
Monkey see, monkey do, but with puns, it’s ape-solutely true!
That funky monkey sure knows how to groove on the dance floor.
The monkey loved to dance, they had some serious monkey moves.
When the monkey lost his job, he said he was ape-shape about it!
The monkey aimed for a black belt in monkey-fu karate!

When the banana went to the party, he slipped on his monkey suit.
The monkey aced math with monkey-tail multiplication skills!
The monkey was feeling down, so his friend told him to monkey-up.
The monkey loved the new banana phone because it had great reception.
The monkey loved to bake banana bread, it was his ape-solute favorite.
I tried to teach my pet monkey math, but he just kept counting bananas!
I tried to teach the monkey manners, but he just kept monkeying around!
When the monkey fell for the computer, it became a keyboard monkey!
Monkey started a skincare routine, but it was just monkey business!
I heard the monkey got a job offer at the zoo but it didn’t pay peanuts.
The stressed monkey sought solace at a jungle spa for a much-needed monkey-cure.

When the monkey started a band, they called themselves The Banana Beats!
I asked the monkey for advice, but all he said was “monkey see, monkey do!”
Why did the monkey sit on the clock? Because he wanted to be a time-chimp!
The monkey was feeling ill, so he went to the doctor and got a monkey-cure.
Monkey’s favorite movie? Planet of the Apes! He went bananas over it!
The chunky monkey at the zoo is on a strict diet, but can’t resist a banana.
Tried teaching manners to the monkey, but it went bananas at the table!
I asked the monkey to help with the puzzle, but it just monkeyed around!
The monkey’s art was a real masterpiece, it had quite the ape-peal.

Why did the monkey hit the salon? For a chimpanzee makeover, of course!
The monkey’s new year’s resolution was to be more ape-tient and less impulsive.
The monkey had a great time at the party, they were swinging from vine to vine.
The monkey’s favorite TV show: Banana Bachelor, where one fruit finds love!
The monkey’s attempt at the banana consumption record was a-peeling to watch!
The monkey told a pun, but it fell flat; it’s not all fun and games in the jungle.
The monkey’s yoga class was a hit; everyone loved the ape-sthetic poses they learned.
The monkey took a break from the banana factory; he was feeling a bit apeel-ed out.
Heard the monkey wanted to be a rock star, but they said he had too much chimp-titude!
Asked the monkey how he got so good at climbing, he said, “It’s all about ape-plying yourself!”