80 London Puns To Share With Friends at Afternoon Tea!

Ah, London—the city of red buses, royal scandals, and endless pun potential. But when you need a clever London pun, your creativity dries up faster than the Thames at low tide.

That’s where I come in. As a social media whiz and pun enthusiast, I’ve rounded up the best London wordplay for you.

Whether you’re posting, texting, or just love a good pun, get ready to rule the pun-dom!

London Puns

• Lost in Lon-dream!
• That’s London-tastic!
• You had me at London!
• London’t be shy, say hi!
• London is my cup of tea!
• Keep calm and London on!
• Camden believe I’m here!
• Having a London-derful time!
• The Big Ben-energy is real.
• Feeling un-London-ably chic.
• I’m in a London state of mind!
• Chel-see you later London!
• Feeling royally good in London.
• I’m feeling tea-riffic in London!
• Keep calm and scone on.

• This city has me in a London-daze.
• London’s calling, and I’m on my way!
• London is my knight in shining armor.
• Abbey road-tripping through London.
• Cheerio, worries—London’s got me now!
• Tower Bridge-ing my way through life.
• The London Eye is wheel-y impressive!
• Trying to find a good thyme in London!
• Every trip to London is a capital idea!
• Getting my London fix, one pub at a time.
• London, you’ve got me Charing Cross-eyed.
• I’ve bean to London and now I’m in love!
• It’s London, of course it’s Londraining!
• Big Ben, small talk—let’s get to the point!
• Life’s better in London, it’s a capital idea!
• In winter, London makes a great frostimpression.
• Scone but not forgotten—London’s treats are elite!
• London? More like Fun-don!

• I Trafalgar through my to-do list like a champ!
• Back from London and already Sherlock homesick.
• I must say, London is quite the palace to visit.
• London Bridge isn’t the only thing falling for me.
• Oxford Street and I are a match made in shopping heaven.
• London, you were amazing. Thames for the memories!
• Been to London? Oh yeah, Big Ben-there, done that!
• In London, every corner has its own big Ben-efit.
• London, you’ve got me London-ing all over the place!
• London’s not just a city, it’s a tea party in disguise!
• I had a jolly good time at the pub, it was ale I needed.
• Every corner of London’s a classic—just like its red buses!
• No need for directions—I’m just following the call of Big Ben!
• Big Ben-ding over backwards to see everything in London!
• London: where the weather is as unpredictable as my WiFi!
• Londoners don’t wear watches—they’re always on Big Ben time!
• Mind the gap… and the sass!

• When in London, don’t be Sherlocked out of a good time.
• I tried to buy a Big Ben souvenir, but it was too clocky.
• In London, history isn’t just told—it’s towering over you!
• I bought a hat in London, but it was a real cap-tastrophe.
• It’s raining, it’s pouring, but London life is never boring.
• Soho’s nightlife is electric, and you’re guaranteed a spark!
• Listening to eye-tunes while I wait to get on the London Eye.
• I’ve got a Lond-on my mind and I can’t stop thinking about it!
• Nothing like watching the guards change. Buckingham and chill!
• After a whirlwind tour of London, I told the city, Tube you soon!
• The best fish and chips in London are always batter than the rest.
• I’m just a Londoner at heart – it’s the Queen’s way or the highway!
• Trying to find my way in London, but I keep getting lost in the fog.
• Covent Garden is where street performers take center square!
• The Tube may be underground, but my love for London is sky-high!
• Thames for the memories!

• Had a picnic in Hyde Park, but the ducks kept quacking me up.
• My British accent may be fake, but my love for London is authentic!
• I went to a London zoo, but all they had were dogs. It was a bark in the park.
• Navigating Piccadilly Circus can leave you feeling in quite a Piccadilly Dilly!
• The London pigeons are so bold, they always strut around like they own the place.
• The British Museum is a smashing place to visit – I hope I don’t lose my marbles!
• Visiting London in December, I realized it truly is Thames the season to be jolly.
• London weather can be a bit unpredictable—it’s the reign that never ends!
• I asked a Londoner for directions, but they just gave me the Westminster brush-off.
• I went to a London pub and ordered a pint, but the bartender gave me the London pour.
• Getting through the crowd at Buckingham Palace can be royal pains, but it’s worth it!
• The chef in London created a new dish that was so spicy, it was a real Buckingham burner.
• When my friends argued about London’s best landmarks, I had to step in and bridge the gap.
• People say London is always raining cats and dogs, but I think it’s just a little paws for concern.

And just like that, you’re fluent in London pun-ology! Whether it’s for captions, conversation, or just a laugh, the power of wordplay is yours.

Puns aren’t just jokes—they’re a reminder that language is endlessly creative. So next time you see London’s skyline, remember: there’s always a pun-derful way to see the world. 🇬🇧✨