130 Bagel Puns For Those Who Knead A Good Laugh!

Bagel Puns

There you are, fresh bagel in hand, a perfect cream cheese spread gleaming, and the sunlight hitting just right.

You snap that pic for your Instagram, ready to pair it with the wittiest caption… and then; drawing a blank?

Searching for that pun that’s both “hole-y” and wholly hilarious?

Lucky for you, we’ve risen to the occasion and baked up a batch of mouth-watering bagel puns.

So sit back, relax, and get ready to spread some pun-ctuated laughter on that bagel face of yours.

Consider this your official invite to the punniest bagel bash this side of the supermarket shelf.

Bagel Puns

Seize the bagel.- Bagel Pun

  • Seize the bagel.
  • I bagel to differ.
  • You are my Bae-gal.
  • Bagel-ieve in yourself!
  • Life is batter with bagels.
  • Bagel-icious mornings ahead!
  • Bagels: the circle of breakfast.
  • You’re the bagel of my eye.
  • Bagel-tter late than never!
  • Life’s tough, but I bagel on.
  • Donut worry, be bagel!

  • Bagel me up, Scotty!
  • I bagel your pardon.
  • Keep calm and eat a bagel.
  • Feeling hole-y with my bagel.
  • Hole-heartedly in love with bagels.
  • Let’s get this bread—bagel style!
  • Let’s make today a bagel-tastic day!
  • That’s the bagel catch!
  • All you knead is love…and a bagel.
  • Hole-y moly, that’s a good bagel!
  • Doughn’t worry, beagley happy!

Doughn't worry, beagley happy!- Bagel Pun

  • Seize the bagel, not just the day!
  • I knead to get my daily bagel fix.
  • That bakery has bagel-icious treats.
  • Rolling into the week like a bagel.
  • Don’t worry, be bagel-happy!
  • Keep calm and eat a bagel.
  • Life’s just butter with a bagel.

  • Bagel up when you get in the car.
  • Where there’s a bagel, there’s a way.
  • Bagels make the world go round.
  • Quit loafing around and eat a bagel!
  • In a serious relation-chip with my bagel.
  • A day without a bagel is a day wasted.
  • Everything is butter with a bagel.

Everything is butter with a bagel.- Bagel Pun

  • Bagels- food you need.
  • Bagels are a-dough-rable.
  • You can’t judge a bagel by its toppings.
  • I’m toasting to good health and bagels.
  • You’re the best, my one and only bae-gel!
  • In every bagel, there’s a hole lot of fun.
  • Seedy or not, bagels are the hole package.
  • I donut know what I’d do without bagels.
  • Bagel love is the best kind of love.
  • Bagels and dragons: a legendary breakfast.
  • Everything bagel: the zest is yet to come.
  • I knead you to understand that bagels are a major dough-light.
  • I’m always on a roll with bagels; they’re my jam!
  • Bagels are the true breadwinners in my heart.
  • Bagel-ieve in yourself!

Bagel-ieve in yourself!- Bagel Pun

  • Bagel to differ, but I think you’re wrong.
  • Life’s full of choices, pick the right bagel.
  • Bagels are a round solution to a square meal.
  • Life is what you bake it, so make it a bagel.
  • A bagel in the hand is worth two in the toaster.
  • There’s no knead for negativity, have a bagel.
  • A bagel a day keeps the cravings at bay.

A bagel a day keeps the cravings at bay.- Bagel Pun

  • May your days be as full as your bagel sandwich.
  • Keep your friends close, but your bagels closer.
  • Let’s carb-load on happiness with bagels.
  • Life is unpredictable, but my love for bagels is constant.
  • In the circle of life, bagels are the tastiest loop.
  • A warm bagel is the hole-esome breakfast you deserve.
  • Religious? Have a bagel – they’re the holiest food!
  • Keep calm and bagel on.
  • Rise and shine, it’s bagel time.
  • I’m on a roll with these bagels.

I'm on a roll with these bagels.- Bagel Pun

  • Don’t go baking my heart, have a bagel and let’s start fresh.
  • He’s in the bagel leagues.
  • When life gives you a hole, fill it with a bagel.
  • Now or never, it’s bagel time forever.
  • Let’s have a bagel talk.
  • Dream big, dream bagel.
  • I hope this rainbow bagel brightens your day!

I hope this rainbow bagel brightens your day! - Bagel Pun

  • She’s bagel time famous.
  • Bagel it till you make it.
  • You are my Bae-gal.
  • We had a bagel-blast at the family picnic.
  • I’m such a bagel-holic; I can’t go a day without one.
  • The berry best way to start your day is with a blueberry bagel.
  • Love at first bite? Must’ve been a bagel.
  • Savor the moments, like the last bite of a bagel.
  • Life’s better when you’re on a roll with a bagel.
  • Our trip to New York was a true bagel-voyage.
  • The type of bagel that can fly is simply a plane bagel!

The type of bagel that can fly is simply a plane bagel!- Bagel Pun

  • A party without bagels is just a meeting.
  • I’m having a hole lot of fun at this bagel party.
  • Let’s bagel-ify our breakfast with some creative toppings.
  • Don’t be salty like a pretzel, be wholesome like a bagel.
  • It’s a regal meal, if there’s a bagel in the deal.
  • The way to someone’s heart is through their bagel.
  • Bagels – the only loophole worth getting caught in.
  • I’m feeling a little bagel-ligerent about being up this early.
  • This bagel is a hole lot of fun.

This bagel is a hole lot of fun- Bagel Pun

  • Be wary of bagels; they’re often seedy characters!
  • Time heals all wounds, but a warm bagel heals the soul.
  • When life gives you lemons, tell it you’d prefer bagels.
  • Life is full of rye’s and shine with a bagel on the side.
  • Getting a bagel is the yeast I can do for myself.
  • Bagel lovers never say no to a doughy delight.
  • I’m a bagel believer, through thick and thin.
  • Bagels are the hole truth and nothing but the truth.
  • Don’t be so salty, let’s just bagel and lox about it.
  • A bagel a day keeps the blues away.
  • Bagels: the circle of deliciousness.
  • I love you a hole lot, just like a fresh bagel.
  • In a world full of trends, be a classic bagel lover.
  • Love at first bite: when you taste a perfect bagel.
  • Bagels are the perfect shape – they really know how to roll with it.
  • Bagels make the world a happier place, one bite at a time.
  • Bagels are the cream cheese to my happiness.
  • I’m always on a roll when I have a bagel in my belly.
  • I’m on a “hole” other level when it comes to loving bagels.
  • Don’t be so hard on yourself, just enjoy a bagel.
  • Don’t be a hole-y fool, enjoy a bagel for breakfast!
  • Bagels are so versatile, they really know how to rise to the occasion.
  • If I had to choose between a bagel and a donut, I’d say it’s a tough roll to swallow!
  • I have a hole lot of love for bagels – they really fill the crevice in my heart!
  • Oops, I dropped the bagel on the floor. What a bagel mess!
  • When the bagel saw the donut, it said, “I see you’re a hole lot like me!”

When the bagel saw the donut, it said, I see you're a hole lot like me!- Bagel Pun

  • Strong as an eagle, soft as a bagel.
  • In the race, the bagel knew it’d win – it always rolls best!
  • The bagel confidently told the pastor, “I’m holier than you”.
  • They say the early bird gets the worm, but I’d prefer a bagel!
  • I started a diet but it’s holey ineffective, all I eat is bagels.
  • A bagel’s favorite kind of meditation is hole-istic meditation.

  • His morning rituals are quite legal, starts with coffee and ends with a bagel.
  • When I asked about bagels, the baker quipped, ‘Doughnut ask!
  • The croissants, donuts, and bagels hit Disneyland, finding it a ‘hole’ lot of fun!

The croissants took the donuts and bagels to Disneyland because it was a hole lot of fun for the family!- Bagel Pun

Congrats, you’re now a bagel banter pro!

Remember, these puns aren’t just for laughs. It’s about turning the everyday into a delight and inviting fresh, creative energy into your life.

So, the next time you’re faced with the simplest of things, like our dear bagel, challenge yourself: How can you see it differently?

Armed with your new punny insights, you’re set to spread joy and transform the mundane.

Go ahead, roll with it! 🥯🚀

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