130 Bagel Puns For Those Who Knead A Good Laugh!

There you are, fresh bagel in hand, a perfect cream cheese spread gleaming, and the sunlight hitting just right.

You snap that pic for your Instagram, ready to pair it with the wittiest caption… and then; drawing a blank?

Searching for that pun that’s both “hole-y” and wholly hilarious?

Lucky for you, we’ve risen to the occasion and baked up a batch of mouth-watering bagel puns.

So sit back, relax, and get ready to spread some pun-ctuated laughter on that bagel face of yours.

Consider this your official invite to the punniest bagel bash this side of the supermarket shelf.

Bagel Puns

• Seize the bagel.
• I bagel to differ.
• You are my Bae-gal.
• Bagel-ieve in yourself!
• Life is batter with bagels.
• Bagel-icious mornings ahead!
• Bagels: the circle of breakfast.
• You’re the bagel of my eye.
• Bagel-tter late than never!
• Life’s tough, but I bagel on.

• Donut worry, be bagel!

• Bagel me up, Scotty!
• I bagel your pardon.
• Keep calm and eat a bagel.
• Feeling hole-y with my bagel.
• Hole-heartedly in love with bagels.
• Let’s get this bread—bagel style!
• Let’s make today a bagel-tastic day!
• That’s the bagel catch!
• All you knead is love…and a bagel.
• Hole-y moly, that’s a good bagel!
• Doughn’t worry, beagley happy!

• Seize the bagel, not just the day!
• I knead to get my daily bagel fix.
• That bakery has bagel-icious treats.
• Rolling into the week like a bagel.
• Don’t worry, be bagel-happy!
• Keep calm and eat a bagel.

• Life’s just butter with a bagel.

• Bagel up when you get in the car.
• Where there’s a bagel, there’s a way.
• Bagels make the world go round.
• Quit loafing around and eat a bagel!
• In a serious relation-chip with my bagel.
• A day without a bagel is a day wasted.
• Everything is butter with a bagel.

• Bagels- food you need.
• Bagels are a-dough-rable.
• You can’t judge a bagel by its toppings.
• I’m toasting to good health and bagels.
• You’re the best, my one and only bae-gel!
• In every bagel, there’s a hole lot of fun.
• Seedy or not, bagels are the hole package.
• I donut know what I’d do without bagels.
• Bagel love is the best kind of love.
• Bagels and dragons: a legendary breakfast.
• Everything bagel: the zest is yet to come.
• I knead you to understand that bagels are a major dough-light.
• I’m always on a roll with bagels; they’re my jam!
• Bagels are the true breadwinners in my heart.
• Bagel-ieve in yourself!

• Bagel to differ, but I think you’re wrong.
• Life’s full of choices, pick the right bagel.
• Bagels are a round solution to a square meal.
• Life is what you bake it, so make it a bagel.
• A bagel in the hand is worth two in the toaster.
• There’s no knead for negativity, have a bagel.
• A bagel a day keeps the cravings at bay.

• May your days be as full as your bagel sandwich.
• Keep your friends close, but your bagels closer.
• Let’s carb-load on happiness with bagels.
• Life is unpredictable, but my love for bagels is constant.
• In the circle of life, bagels are the tastiest loop.
• A warm bagel is the hole-esome breakfast you deserve.
• Religious? Have a bagel – they’re the holiest food!
• Keep calm and bagel on.
• Rise and shine, it’s bagel time.
• I’m on a roll with these bagels.

• Don’t go baking my heart, have a bagel and let’s start fresh.
• He’s in the bagel leagues.
• When life gives you a hole, fill it with a bagel.
• Now or never, it’s bagel time forever.
• Let’s have a bagel talk.
• Dream big, dream bagel.
• I hope this rainbow bagel brightens your day!

• She’s bagel time famous.
• Bagel it till you make it.
• You are my Bae-gal.
• We had a bagel-blast at the family picnic.
• I’m such a bagel-holic; I can’t go a day without one.
• The berry best way to start your day is with a blueberry bagel.
• Love at first bite? Must’ve been a bagel.
• Savor the moments, like the last bite of a bagel.
• Life’s better when you’re on a roll with a bagel.
• Our trip to New York was a true bagel-voyage.
• The type of bagel that can fly is simply a plane bagel!

• A party without bagels is just a meeting.
• I’m having a hole lot of fun at this bagel party.
• Let’s bagel-ify our breakfast with some creative toppings.
• Don’t be salty like a pretzel, be wholesome like a bagel.
• It’s a regal meal, if there’s a bagel in the deal.
• The way to someone’s heart is through their bagel.
• Bagels – the only loophole worth getting caught in.
• I’m feeling a little bagel-ligerent about being up this early.
• This bagel is a hole lot of fun.

• Be wary of bagels; they’re often seedy characters!
• Time heals all wounds, but a warm bagel heals the soul.
• When life gives you lemons, tell it you’d prefer bagels.
• Life is full of rye’s and shine with a bagel on the side.
• Getting a bagel is the yeast I can do for myself.
• Bagel lovers never say no to a doughy delight.
• I’m a bagel believer, through thick and thin.
• Bagels are the hole truth and nothing but the truth.
• Don’t be so salty, let’s just bagel and lox about it.
• A bagel a day keeps the blues away.
• Bagels: the circle of deliciousness.
• I love you a hole lot, just like a fresh bagel.
• In a world full of trends, be a classic bagel lover.
• Love at first bite: when you taste a perfect bagel.
• Bagels are the perfect shape – they really know how to roll with it.
• Bagels make the world a happier place, one bite at a time.
• Bagels are the cream cheese to my happiness.
• I’m always on a roll when I have a bagel in my belly.
• I’m on a “hole” other level when it comes to loving bagels.
• Don’t be so hard on yourself, just enjoy a bagel.
• Don’t be a hole-y fool, enjoy a bagel for breakfast!
• Bagels are so versatile, they really know how to rise to the occasion.
• If I had to choose between a bagel and a donut, I’d say it’s a tough roll to swallow!
• I have a hole lot of love for bagels – they really fill the crevice in my heart!
• Oops, I dropped the bagel on the floor. What a bagel mess!
• When the bagel saw the donut, it said, “I see you’re a hole lot like me!”

• Strong as an eagle, soft as a bagel.
• In the race, the bagel knew it’d win – it always rolls best!
• The bagel confidently told the pastor, “I’m holier than you”.
• They say the early bird gets the worm, but I’d prefer a bagel!
• I started a diet but it’s holey ineffective, all I eat is bagels.

• A bagel’s favorite kind of meditation is hole-istic meditation.

• His morning rituals are quite legal, starts with coffee and ends with a bagel.
• When I asked about bagels, the baker quipped, ‘Doughnut ask!
• The croissants, donuts, and bagels hit Disneyland, finding it a ‘hole’ lot of fun!

Congrats, you’re now a bagel banter pro!

Remember, these puns aren’t just for laughs. It’s about turning the everyday into a delight and inviting fresh, creative energy into your life.

So, the next time you’re faced with the simplest of things, like our dear bagel, challenge yourself: How can you see it differently?

Armed with your new punny insights, you’re set to spread joy and transform the mundane.

Go ahead, roll with it! ????????