151 Eggnog puns To Spice Up Your Holiday Posts!

You know that feeling when you’re sipping eggnog by the fire, but your caption game is as dry as Aunt Linda’s fruitcake?
Don’t worry—we’ve got you covered. These eggs-traordinary puns will make your posts as festive as your holiday sweater and sweeter than whipped cream on your nog.
Scroll down and get ready to nog your socks off with holiday hilarity!
Eggnog puns
- You had me at eggnog.
- You can’t nog me down!
- Stay merry and nog on!
- Eggnog it like it’s hot.
- Stay noggy this holiday!
- Let’s get egg-nogged up!
- Eggs away! It’s nog time!
- Eggnog: The Yolk’s on You!
- When in doubt, nog it out.
- Eggnog-zactly What I Needed!
- Holly jolly and full of nog!
- Eggnog is Where the Heart Is!
- Have an eggnogging good time!
- Egg-noggin this holiday cheer!
- This eggnog is egg-ceptional!
- Keep calm and carry an eggnog!
- Eggnog: it’s udderly delicious!
- Eggnog: the yule fuel you need!
- Eggnog makes everything butter.
- Let’s Eggnog our Stockings Off!
- Toasting to a nog-tastic season!
- Egg-citing Nog-tions Only!
- Don’t eggnog it till you try it!
- Raising a glass to nog-tastic nights.
- I’m Eggnog-sperimenting with Joy!
- Eggnog is a shell of a good time!
- Getting my daily dose of nog-nutrients!
- Eggnog: the holiday hug in a mug.
- It’s eggnog o’clock somewhere!
- Eggnog, but make it extra-noggin’!
- Once you eggnog, you can’t eggnout.
- Don’t put all your eggs in one nog.
- I’m an eggnog-nostic on this issue.
- Sip, sip, hooray for eggnog season!
- Eggnog: the yolk of holiday drinks.
- Eggnogging my way through December.
- You’re the nog to my holiday cheer!
- Eggnogging down the chimney tonight!
- Sip happens, especially with eggnog.
- Eggnog is my happy place in a glass!
- Mix, mingle, and nog your heart out!
- I like my eggnog shaken, not stirred.
- Let’s eggnog it out over some coffee.
- Whisking you an eggnog-filled season!
- Have yourself a merry little nog-mas!
- I’m on an eggnog-venture this winter!
- Eggnog your way to a jolly good time!
- I’m eggnog-otiating for a better deal.
- Sip, sip, hooray! It’s eggnog o’clock!
- Eggnog in my Cup, No Better Pick Me Up!
- Eggnog: nog your average holiday drink!
- Eggnog- Whisking You Away to the Holidays!
- Let’s get noggy and jingle all the way!
- Eggnog is my spirit animal this season!
- No nog? No go. That’s my holiday motto!
- Don’t be a Scrooge, give me more eggnog!
- Eggnog: where nostalgia meets nog-talgia!
- I’m not yolking when I say I love eggnog!
- Eggnoggining to feel a lot like Christmas.
- This party has eggnog written all over it!
- Santa’s favorite drink? Eggnog, of course!
- When in doubt, just egg-spect more eggnog.
- Does my love of eggnog make me egg-centric?
- Eggnog-ology is the study of holiday cheer.
- Nogginon heaven’s door with a cup of eggnog.
- Nog-stalgia in Every Sip!
- Eggnogmosphere is perfect for holiday cheer.
- Feeling eggstra festive with my nog in hand!
- Hop on the nog train for a yolk-tastic ride!
- Eggnog-lutely the best part of the holidays!
- Let’s nog our way to a holly-jolly good time!
- I’m egg-stremely passionate about my eggnog.
- This eggnog is so smooth, it’s sleighing me!
- Pour decisions? Nope, just eggnog in my cup!
- I’m nogging hearts with my creamy rizz game.
- Don’t be a nog-head, try some eggnog instead!
- I’m nogginon sunshine every time I drink eggnog.
- Eggstra love, eggstra nog, eggstra happy holidays!
- You’ve got me whipped… like the cream on my nog!
- Feeling a bit egg-nostic until I have my eggnog.
- Eggnog: making spirits bright, one cup at a time!
- Let’s toast to the most nog-tastic season of all!
- Eggnog makes everything a little more egg-citing!
- Eggnog isn’t just a drink, it’s an egg-sperience!
- Don’t be upsetti, have some eggnog and get gelati.
- I’m eggstatic whenever I see eggnog in the fridge.
- Eggnog-ging on my fitness goals—one sip at a time!
- After a cup of eggnog, I’m in full sleighing mode!
- When I drink eggnog, I always feel eggstra festive.
- Gone nog wild this season—no regrets, just refills.
- I like my holidays like my eggnog – rich and creamy.
- Eggnog: Whisking You Away to the Holidays!
- Eggnog: because December deserves its own milkshake.
- Noggin’ Around the Christmas Tree!
- I’m just omeletting you know how much I love eggnog.
- Eggnog is the reason my holidays are so egg-cellent!
- This party is so good, it’s eggnoggin’ my socks off!
- This nog is so good, I’m starting to feel egg-static!
- Don’t let your dreams be nogged down—whip up some joy!
- Eggnog and chill—the perfect way to egg-scape reality.
- Eggnog: the glue that holds our holiday party together!
- I’m egg-hausted from all this eggnog, but I can’t stop!
- I have a love affair with eggnog—it’s quite egg-citing.
- Eggnog and I have a shell-shockingly good relationship!
- All I want for Christmas is you… and a gallon of eggnog!
- Nog-thing beats a cold glass of eggnog by the fireplace.
- Eggnog isn’t just a drink; it’s a way of sleighing life!
- I’ve got a mug full of nog and zero room for negativity.
- If life gives you eggs, make eggnog and enjoy every sip!
- Don’t nog it till you’ve had it with a dash of cinnamon.
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My favorite exercise is lifting a glass of eggnog to my lips.
- I’m feeling eggnog-tious today, so pour me another glass!
- Eggnog is the perfect way to nog-away the holiday stress.
- I heard Santa’s on an eggnog-fueled sleigh ride this year!
- Don’t mind me, I’m just nogging it out on the dance floor!
- I’m nog kidding when I say I’m eggstatic for eggnog season!
- Eggnog is the perfect blend of egg-citement and creaminess.
- Santa called—he wants his eggnog back, but I’m nog sharing!
- In a world full of drinks, be a little egg-noggindifferent.
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Nog it out of the park this Christmas with the perfect festive drink!
- Sleigh my name, sleigh my name—with a cup of eggnog in hand!
- Eggnog is the reason for the season… and my holiday cheer.
- I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… as long as it’s eggnog!
- Eggnog in one hand, holiday chaos in the other—I’m thriving!
- I spilled my eggnog on the floor and now it’s a no-nog zone.
- One sip of eggnog and I’m nog-ging all the way to New Year’s!
- I’m egg-nored at the dessert table—I’m sticking with the nog!
- Eggnog: the only drink that can truly egg-splode with flavor!
- Dance like nobody’s watching, but sip eggnog like everyone is!
- Eggnog is my love language—flirty, festive, and full of spice!
- I’m not saying I have a problem, but my fridge is eggnog-full.
- I’m officially nog-ging off my holiday to-do list with every sip!
- Pour Decisions? More Eggnog, Please!
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Eggnog-mania in full swing—let’s get this holiday party cracking!
- Forget a winter wonderland—this eggnog is the real holiday magic!
- My friend tried to steal my eggnog, but I was two steps a-headnog.
- I’m egg-noring all other drinks because eggnog is simply the best!
- Nog-stalgia is real—every sip takes me back to cozy holiday nights!
- This eggnog is so good, it’s putting the cheer in my holiday cheer!
- Some people get egg-noyed with my love for eggnog, but I’ll nog-stop!
- I’m not a regular drinker, I’m a nogular drinker – eggnog all the way!
- Who needs a mistletoe when I’ve got a mug of this nog-tastic goodness?
- I asked the eggnog out on a date, but it said it was already egg-aged!
- Let’s make merry and bright with a little dash of nutmeg in our eggnog!
- The secret to surviving family dinners? An eggnog in hand at all times.
- I’m nog sure if I love the holidays more for the presents or the eggnog.
- Feeling festive is egg-sactly why I pour myself another glass of eggnog.
- Eggnog is quite the popular drink—it’s eggs-actly what you need for the holidays.
- Eggnog: the real reason Santa doesn’t come down the chimney; he’s too busy sipping!
- Eggnog: the perfect drink for those who like their beverages a little egg-travagant.
- Some people say eggnog is only for the holidays, but I drink it all year round for egg-spiration!
And just like that, you’ve got a stash of eggnog puns to brighten your holidays.
But it’s more than captions—it’s about finding joy and humor in the little things, turning a drink into a spark of creativity.
So go ahead, spread laughs, and reimagine traditions. Who knew eggnog could inspire so much holiday magic?