113 Get Well Soon Puns To Turn Recovery Time into Fun Time!

Texting a sick friend is tricky—you want to be thoughtful, but not sound like a Hallmark card. And coming up with something funny and heartfelt? Nearly impossible.

But don’t stress—I’ve got you. As a self-proclaimed pun expert, I’ve rounded up the ultimate list of “Get well soon” puns guaranteed to make them smile.

Ready to be the reason they LOL between cough drops? Let’s do this.

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Get Well Soon Puns

Get well zoom!
Get wheel soon!
Get swell soon!
Don’t wine, you’ll be fine!
Hope you ‘pill’ better soon!
You’re grape, get well soon!
You goat this, get well soon!
Keep palm and carry on healing!
Take it slow, but get well soon!
You’re mint to feel better soon!
You’re ‘flu’tiful, get well soon!
You’re the zest—get well soon!
Don’t ail, prevail—get well soon!
Aloe you vera much, get well soon!
Ice cream for your quick recovery!
Hey, butter up and get well quick!
Flu who? You’re about to bounce back in style!

Wishing you a hare-raising recovery.
Sneeze the day and get well swiftly!
Don’t bacon my heart! Get well soon!
You’re one in a melon! Get well soon!
Wishing you ‘bed rest-ful’ days ahead!
Lettuce hope you get better real soon!
Cough up the illness and get well soon!
Don’t leaf us hanging; get better soon!
Sending you healing purrs and tail wags.
You’re the apple of my eye—get well soon!
Feel better soon—my hugs are on standby!
You’re un-bee-lievable! Get better soon!
Don’t virus your time away—get well soon!
It’s nacho time to be sick! Get well ASAP!
A little “pill-ow” talk will help you rest!
Alpaca a cozy blanket for you—heal up!
Sending you vitamin sea and good wishes!
Heal fast, we’ve got gossip to catch up on!
Hope you’re back on your feet toe-tally soon!
Get whale soon – sending you oceans of love!
Heal yeah! You’ve got this!

Feeling flu-ish? Time to cough up some rest!
Get well soon, it’s a purrfect time to rest.
Sick days aren’t vacation days—recover ASAP!
Heal-yeah! Sending you speedy recovery vibes.
Egg-cited to see you bounce back in no thyme!
Just a little thyme and you’ll get well soon!
Here’s to a speedy recovery – it’s in the bag!
I hope you bounce back soon, like a superball!
Being sick isn’t your aesthetic—get well soon!
Rest up, the world needs your drama back soon!
I’m oat so sure you’ll be feeling better soon!
Donut worry, you’ll be back on your feet soon!
You’re pea-sitively going to feel better soon!
I hope you flu through this and get well soon!
Get well soot! Fire it up and feel better soon.
Feeling like a ghost… hope I boo-nce back soon!
Hoping you’ll be feeling fine-apple in no time!
Sickness, begone! We’ve got adventures to plan!
Sick days are so last season—time for a wellness glow-up!

Get well soon—your bed is tired of you already!
Hope you quack the code to feeling better soon!
Don’t rush, just rest – your health comes first!
Get well soon – we believe in your heal-ability!
Illness is cloud-y, but you’ll be rain-bow soon!
Time to feel fresher than a mint! Get well soon!
Sending you pawsitive vibes for a speedy recovery!
Chirp up! You’ll be feeling tweet-er in no time!
Sending you good vibes, like WiFi with full bars!
May your recovery be swift and your spirits high!
May your health level up soon, like a video game!
You’re un-brr-lievable! Snow one recovers faster!
Get whale soon, and make a splash back to health!
Get well soon, you’re the koala-ty friend we need.
Get well sooner than a fast-food drive-thru order.
May you bounce back from sickness like a kangaroo!
Get well soon, we miss your cereal-sly funny jokes!
Don’t worry, you’ll ketchup to feeling better soon!
You’re ‘antibiotic’ to all negativity—get well soon!
Bubble wrap yourself in love and heal swiftly!
Another day, another opportunity to rise and thrive!
Stay pawsitive, and get unleashed from illness soon!
You’re the peanut butter to our jelly, get well soon.
Not to be corny, but you’re a-maize-ing. Feel better!
Sending you speedy recovery vibes…and a lot of tea!
Hurry up and heal, Netflix isn’t the same without you!
Sending you a dose of vitamin sea for a speedy recovery!
Sending you a latte love to perk you up. Get well soon!
Waffle soon! Can’t wait to syrup some fun with you!
You’re un-bee-lievable—buzz back to health quickly!
Can’t espresso how much we miss you—feel better soon!
Germs don’t stand a chance against you—feel batter soon!
You’re souper strong! Spoon your way back to health soon!
Take it easy and don’t rush—healing is just a bandage away!
Get well soon, because your glow is needed in this universe!
Wishing you a recovery faster than a cheetah on roller skates!
Well, well, well… look who’s about to get better!

Peas get well soon! We miss your souper personality!
You’re tea-riffic, so steep up your recovery and feel better!
Rest up and get well soon, so we can get back to partying hearty!
Rest, recover, and taco it easy—we need you back in full spice!
Squeeze the day and get better soon! We miss you berry much!
Ewe are missed! Get well soon and join the flock back in action!
Wishing you a speedy recovery so you can be up and running again!
Wishing you a ‘purr-fect’ recovery—cat naps highly recommended!
Sending you a latte love and well wishes for a speedy recovery!
I can’t bear that you’re sick! Bear up and get beary well soon!
I’m rooting for you to turnip for the books and feel better soon!
Hope your recovery is smoother than a sail through the calmest seas.
Wishing you a recovery as refreshing as a cold lemonade on a hot day!
Sending you a virtual hug and a tissue for your issue! Get well soon!
Don’t worry, I’m sure this illness is just a temp-orary setback for you!
I hope your hospital stay is short and sweet, like a fun-sized candy bar!
A little birdie told me you’re under the weather—hope you’re chirping again soon!
I hope you’re back on your feet soon, but don’t worry, I won’t ask you to dance!
I know you’re a tough cookie, so I’m positive you’ll be back to your old self soon!