205 Wine Puns That Are Vine-tastic For Every Occasion!

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Ever found yourself swirling a glass of your favorite vino, trying to come up with the perfect pun to caption that Instagram post? You’re not alone.

Whether you’re a casual drinker, a wine connoisseur, or just someone looking to add a splash of fun to their feed, this article is your glass of perfection.

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Wine Puns

Wine not?
Winederlust.
Chardon-hey!
On cloud wine!
Wine down time.
Hakuna Moscato.
Happy Valenwines day !
I need to re-wine my life.
You’re wine in a million.
Wine a little, laugh a lot.
Life is bottle-ful of surprises!
Coffee to change, wine to accept.
It’s going to be a wine-derful day!
Some you wine, some you lose.
Wine now, laugh later.
Wine not take a break?
Another glass? Wine not?!

In wine we trust.
Wine is the spice of life.
Wine is thicker than water.
Wine, dine, and feel fine.
Feeling grapeful for this glass.
I don’t complain, I just wine.
Pour-tfolio of fine wines.
Read between the wines.
Every thing happens for a Riesling.
Where there’s a wine, there’s a way!
Wine: where there’s a will, there’s a pour.
Wine flies when you’re having fun.
Wine me up before you go-go.
You’re wine in a million.
I’m aging like a fine wine.
I’m on cloud wine right now.
Rosé all day, Cabernet all night.
This wine is grape beyond words.
You’re the Chardonnay to my Cabernet.
You are grape-ly appreciated!
I’m not a wino, I’m a wine-yes!
Wine a bit, you’ll feel better!
I’m cork-screwed if I run out of wine!
A meal without wine is called breakfast.
Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
I make pour decisions when it comes to wine.
Wine o’clock: it’s grape to unwind!
Wine-dering where my bottle is.
I don’t need an excuse to wine down.
This wine is the Pinot to my Grigio.
Wine a little, laugh a lot – that’s my motto!
A wine bottle in the hand is worth two in the cellar.
A penny for your thoughts, a glass of wine for your troubles.
I’m red-y to wine and dine like a true connoisseur.
Wine not the best solution, but it’s worth a shot!
In wine there’s wisdom, and a lot of grape vibes!
I like my jokes like I like my wine – dry.
I’m crushing on wine, it’s my true vino-mance.
Pour yourself a glass of optimism, it’s wine o’clock somewhere!
I’m on cloud wine whenever I’m sipping a good glass.
I’m raising the bar with every glass of wine I drink.
I’m merlot in love with wine, it’s just so grape-tastic.
My love for wine is un-beer-lievable.
Pour decisions, perfect wine-tastic visions!
I’m wine-tuning my senses for a great evening.
Wine flies when you’re having fun!
That’s wine-tastic news!
That party was grape fun.
Wine-ding down with a glass of caber-nay!
I like to wine about my problems.
It’s a wine-wine situation.
Red or white? Ah, the pour decisions of life!

I’m aging like fine wine, cheers!
It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
I’m going to pour my heart out with every sip of wine.
I’m having a pour day, I need some wine-tervention.
Wine lover by choice, connoisseur by pour-tunity.
Keep calm and wine on.
I’m grapeful for wine, it’s my favorite kind.
Wine: the answer to all of vine problems.
Wine not enjoy a glass?
Time to uncork and unwind!
You’re so grape, you must be wine.
When the grape got crushed, it just wined a bit.
I want to re-wine my life.
Time to un-wine-d: glass in hand, worries behind.

Let the good times roll… and the wine pour.
Merlot of people love wine jokes.
Every wine has its day.
Sip happens, wine helps.
When in doubt, wine it out.
Wine: because adulting is hard.
I’m not a whiner, just a wine lover.
Cheers to the wine that’s yet to come.
Age gets better with wine.
Save water, drink wine.
It’s not a hangover, it’s wine flu.
To err is human; to wine, divine.
Wine: the ultimate liquid sunshine.
Wine not unwind and enjoy the vine times.
Keep your spirits high and your wine glass higher.
I’ve been grapeful for wine ever since I tasted it.
Red, white, or rosé, I’ll wine about it either way.
I’m merlot in love with a good bottle of wine.
Wine-ding down with my favorite glass.
I’m on cloud wine when I get to relax with a glass.
Wine not? Life is too short for bad vintages!
It’s a wine-wine situation.
Everything’s fine with wine.
Let the wine flow and the worries go.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
Wine flies when you’re having fun.
Wine: the ultimate passport to relaxation.
Wine is like duct tape – it fixes everything.
I’m crushing on wine like grapes in a vineyard.
Wine, oh wine, you’ve got me feeling vine-tastic!
She grabbed the wine by the stem and faced her fears.
You can’t bottle up your feelings, but you can bottle up wine!
Wine: the ultimate companion for soulful conversations and heartfelt laughter.
Wine: the perfect excuse to gather with friends and uncork the fun.
May your troubles be less and your wine glass be more.
I’ve never met a wine I didn’t like, we just have great chemistry.
In a world full of uncertainty, wine brings a sense of continuity.
I can’t champagne about my love for wine, it just keeps pouring out of me.
Wine: where every bottle tells a story and every glass holds a memory.
Pour yourself into the moment and let the wine do the rest.
Wine: the perfect blend of grape expectations and delightful surprises.
I’m a grape listener when it comes to wine recommendations.
Spilled my wine and chuckled, ‘Well, sip happens!’

Wine a bit, you’ll feel better.
I need to re-wine my life.
Classy, Sassy and badassy with wine.
I’m drinking about a wine christmas.
Hit me baby, one more wine.
Someone please call nine wine wine.
I’ll be there in a prosecco with a bottle of wine.
I’m a grape believer in the power of wine.
I’ll be there in a Pinot, just give me a Merlot.
Wine-derful things come to those who uncork.
I’m grape-ful for wine, it always cheers me up.
I’ll be your Shiraz knight in shining armor.
Do you know the way to cabernet?
working from nine to wine.
I’m merlot in love with this pinot noir-tastic wine!
I’m feeling vine after a long day, time for a Pinot Noir.
I only drink wine on days that end in “y”.
It’s grape to meet you, let’s uncork a bottle!
I’ve been vineing for some good Cabernet, cheers to that!
I always say, “In wine, there’s truth – and in cork, there’s proof!”
I’m raisin a toast to all the good times wine has brought me.
I tried to make a wine joke, but it just came out corky.
In a world full of chaos, find your peace in a bottle of wine.
I’m not a sommelier, but I can still wine and dine with the best of them.
I’m not in a rush when sipping wine, I prefer to merlot down.
In a committed relationship with wine. We make a grape pear!
Save water, drink wine.
I’ve got a crush on wine.
I’m feeling vine after a glass of wine.
Wine lovers unite, we merlot in the night!
Read between the wines.
Don’t worry , wine happy.
We ferment to be together.
Trust me, you can dance – wine said so.
Wine a fine way to spend an evening.
Friends don’t let friends wine alone.
Don’t worry, be happy, and wine down.
Spill the wine, not the secrets.
Feeling vine and dandy.
No wine left behind.
Let’s wine down and boogie.
Sip happens, just wine about it.
I’m grapeful for this glass of wine.
You had me at Merlot.
Wine a little, laugh a lot.
Save the earth, it’s the only planet with wine.
My love for wine is never-ending, it’s a never-ending bottle.
Pour decisions always lead to great wine.
Tasting the new vintage, I mused, ‘Grape expectations indeed!’

In the game of life, it’s better to wine than to lose.
Stop wine-ing around the bush and tell me the truth.
Savor the night with Sauvignon.
I’m not tipsy, I’m just fermented with joy!
My wine cellar is my most grape investment.
Wine is the answer. What was the question?
I love you to the ‘wine’ and back.
Wine-ding down for the night.
Riesling to the occasion.
Wine flies when you’re having fun!
I’m not lost, I’m just vine-tually challenged!
I’m aging like a fine wine, sweet and full-bodied.
Red, white, or rosé, every glass is a celebration!
I don’t go to the gym, I do my cardio by lifting glasses of wine.
I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom – with a cellar full of wine!
She’s aged like a fine wine, full of character and a little fruity.
I’m Sauvignon on sunshine and Pinot on cloud wine!
Wine-ing is not a crime – it’s a grape expression of emotion!
I’m not a whiner, I’m a winner with a glass of wine in hand.
Wine is my spirit animal… or should I say, my grape escape!
I’m not an alcoholic, I’m wine-derfully committed to grape experiences!
My doctor said I need glasses… of wine! He must be a sommelier!
In wine, there’s truth… and sometimes a little too much truth serum!
I’ll have a glass of wine with my dinner… and by glass, I mean bottle!
Cheers to love, laughter, and a well-stocked wine rack.
I’m not red-dy for the weekend to be over – I need more wine time!
Here’s to the nights we’ll never forget and the wine we’ll always remember!
I’ll quit wine when Merlot tastes like chocolate—so, never!
When they both reached for the Sauvignon Blanc, they laughed, ‘Grape minds think alike!’
A bottle of wine a day keeps the doctor away.