128 Pregnancy Puns That’ll Deliver a Bundle of Laughs!

Pregnancy is a wild ride of cravings, weird dreams, and unsolicited advice—but who says it can’t be pun-derful too?

Whether you’re a mom-to-be, a partner braving mood swings, or a friend hunting for the perfect pun, this list has you covered.

So, grab your pickles and ice cream—these puns are ready to deliver!

Pregnancy Puns

• Mama in the making!
• Feeling kickin’ fabulous!
• She’s hit peak mom-mentum!
• Pregnant with possibilities!
• Pregnancy is a labor of love.
• Currently under bumpstruction.
• Feeling preg-nificent and glowing!
• Our little star is in the making!
• He or she—we’re filled with glee.
• Expecting? More like exbump-ting!
• Bump up the jam, she’s expecting!
• Eating for two, napping for three!
• No more preg-nan-see-crets to hide!
• Caught up in the preg-nomenon of life!
• This pregnancy is really womb-erful.
• Preggo my Eggo, we’re having a baby!
• Can’t hide thispreg-nant grinanymore!
• Bumpin’ along this pregnancy journey!
• Expecting the unexpected… and a baby.
• Gestating like it’s my full-time job.
• I’m on the baby-making express train!
• Here’s to nine months of ‘baby’ steps.
• Ready to labor through this adventure!
• Baby on the way, let’s bump up the joy.
• My future’s looking bright… and round.
• There’s a little pea in the pod on board.
• I’m belly-serious about this pregnancy!
• Pregnancy is a real “mother” of an experience!
• From baby bump to baby jumps—coming soon!
• Pregnant with possibilities!

• We’re in the first trimester-mendous fun!
• I’m just pregnancing my way through life!
• Growing a tiny human is un-baby-lievable!
• Belly laughs and baby kicks—my new normal!
• The countdown is on, and so is my appetite!
• Countdown to baby day is preg-nantly exciting!
• Pregnancy can be quite the stretch at times!
• Diaper-changing skills: loading in progress!
• She’s baking up the cutest little doughball!
• We’re over the moon and under construction!
• A preg-nancy glow is my new favorite accessory!
• Keep calm and carry on… to the delivery room.
• Things are going just grape during pregnancy.
• It’s not just a bump—it’s a baby bump-etizer!
• This belly’s not just full… it’s full of life!
• Ultrasound and clear – a baby is near!
• Can’t see my feet, but I can feel the kicks!
• We’re due for a little upgrade to our family software!
• I’m on a nine-month caffeine detox… send help!
• We’re expecting a little preg-Nancy in our lives!
• Our hearts are full, and so is the preg-nantry!
• I’m feeling over the moon about this pregnancy!
• Heart full, belly even fuller – awaiting our little one!
• Nearing the due date—let the countdown bump-gin!
• On the pregna-SEA of life, I’m riding the waves!
• Eggspecting a little one: Welcome to pregna-see!
• Pregnancy is the ultimate baby bump in the road.
• I’ve got a latte love for my little bean already.
• I’m carrying the weight of the world… and a baby.
• She’s growing a future star—right under her heart!
• I’m just laboring through these contractions of life.
• She’s got a lot of bump and hustle in her pregnancy.
• Feeling kicking great… well, the baby is at least!
• Brewing a little human and a lot of excitement!
• This baby is ‘crib’-solutely worth the wait!
• We’re expecting a small fry with our happy meal!
• Pregnancy is just nature’s way of preparing me for no sleep.
• This ‘delivery’ is in progress – no shipping fees required!
• We’re becoming parents, but first, we’ve gotta belly-brate!
• I’m in a bumper season of life!

• I’m about to deliver some big news… in a few months!
• I’m nesting for the little one…and for the snacks.
• Our family is expanding… literally and figuratively!
• I’m not fat, I’m just in my pregnancy expansion pack!
• She’s in full bloom—a real mothership transformation!
• Pregnancy is like a full-body workout with baby steps.
• My baby bump is the only thing on the rise these days.
• We’re on apreg-nantpause from wine, but filled with joy!
• I’m so ready for the bump to bloom into a full-on baby bouquet!
• I’m doing some bump maintenance for my preg-tastic glow.
• This pregnancy is wild, like an emotional rollercoaster!
• I didn’t think I’d be this bump-tastic, but here we are!
• Feeling preg-nantastic as we prepare for our bundle of joy!
• Our little plus one is on the way—what a bump-er surprise!
• Baking something sweeter than cookies—due in nine months!
• Holy Sheet, I’m Due Soon! – And no ghosting this delivery.
• Expecting a tiny human, but definitely not a tiny workload!
• I’m so big now, even my maternity clothes are saying Oh baby!
• Gestating greatness, one craving at a time!

• Bump in the Road – But this one’s bringing joy, not trouble!
• We’re preg-nant with joy and can’t wait to meet our little one!
• Our tiny night owl is already hosting midnight dance parties.
• Pregnancy: the only time a belly bump is a fashion statement!
• I’d like to file for maternity leave… from tying my own shoes!
• This belly is proof I take growing responsibilities seriously.
• I’ve got a bun in the oven – it’s time to rise to the occasion!
• This baby’s already taking up so much womb in my heart!
• Tiny toes and button nose, we’re ready for all of those!
• Pregna-see the future…and it involves a lot of diapers.
• Something small and sweet is coming, and it’s not a cupcake!
• Pregnancy is proof that a human can be made with snacks and naps.
• I can already feel the eggs-tra love expanding with each trimester!
• I’m on a strict diet of pickles, ice cream, and unsolicited advice.
• Our little tenant has the best womb with a view in the neighborhood!
• This year’s family photo will feature quite the bump-er crop of joy!
• Our family forecast says there’s a baby shower in our preg-near future!
• I’m not fat, I’m just giving my future child a cozy home for nine months!
• Pregnancy is a bump-y road, but my friend is handling it with labor of love!
• My pregnant coworker is always eating for two – talk about double trouble!
• My pregnant friend is due any day now, but she’s always ahead of the bump!
• Pregnancy is the ultimate DIY project—no manual required, just love!
• I’m due in October, but my baby’s already got me feeling November-whelmed!
• Bumpin’ along like a pro!

• I’m experiencing baby brain – I can’t remember where I parked the stroller!
• Our unborn child enjoys their cozy tummy time share, rent-free until birth!
• We’re egg-specting a delivery soon, and trust us, this package is priceless!
• I’m nesting like a mama bird, getting everything ready for my little chickadee.
• My wife is pregnant, so now our family is justexpandingin the most adorable way!
• I may be pregnant, but I’m still ready to take on the world – one nap at a time.
• Being pregnant is like a 9-month pop-up restaurant – I’m serving up cravings 24/7!
• Pregnancy is like Wi-Fi—some days it’s strong, other days it’s just a weak connection!
• My pregnant wife has been craving pickles and ice cream – talk about a pregnant pause!
• We’re on a bundle of joy ride, and this little coaster is sure to keep us on our toes!
• My pregnant friend’s due date is near, but she’s already feeling like a mother in earth!
• Being pregnant is like being a superhero – I’ve got morning sickness as my arch-nemesis!
• We’re parents in progress, currently buffering… please stand by for a 9-month download.
• I’ve got a bun in the oven, but I’m still trying to figure out what temperature to set it at.
• Pregnancy is like a marathon – the finish line feels far, but the delivery is the grand finale.

From belly laughs to baby bumps, these puns prove humor belongs in every stage of pregnancy. Use them for announcements, memories, or just to brighten your day.

Because if pregnancy teaches anything, it’s to embrace the unexpected—so why not have a little pun with it?