82 Cinco de Mayo Puns for a Fiesta Full of Laughs!!

Ah, Cinco de Mayo — the day chips, guac, and clever wordplay steal the show. But let’s be real: crafting puns that are both festive and funny can leave you feeling like a deflated piñata.

Don’t worry, though — you’ve just struck pun gold!

We’ve rounded up the wittiest Cinco de Mayo jokes to spice up your captions and party vibes.

Grab a margarita, and let’s dive in!

Cinco de Mayo Puns

• Cinco de My-Oh-My!
• Cinco de My-oh no, I’m full.
• Cinco de Mayo is guacnroll time!
• Cinco de Mind if I have another taco.
• Olé! Let’s salsa-brate Cinco de Mayo!
• Fry-yay vibes only for Cinco de Mayo!
• Tequila me softly, it’s Cinco de Mayo.
• Seize the lime—it’s Cinco de Mayo time!
• Guac, salsa, repeat—it’s Cinco de Mayo!
• Cinco de Mayo? More like Cinco de Yay-o!
• Tortilla-bly the best day—Cinco de Mayo!
• Cinco de Mayo: Burrito full of surprises!
• Bean there, done that—Cinco de Mayo time!
• Keep calm and guac on—it’s Cinco de Mayo!
• Fiesta like there’s no mañana!

• Hope your Cinco de Mayo is margarita-ful!
• Cinco de Drinko: Margarita your calendars!
• Stay caliente and celebrate Cinco de Mayo!
• Cinco de Mayo: where every chip gets a dip!
• Sip, sip, hooray! It’s Cinco de Drinko day!
• Churro much fun to be had on Cinco de Mayo!
• Cinco de My-oh-my, these margaritas are good!
• Olive my love for Cinco de Mayo celebrations!
• Queso emergency? It’s time for Cinco de Mayo!
• It’s time to guac and roll for Cinco de Mayo!
• Don’t quesadilla my heart—Happy Cinco de Mayo!
• Margaritas made me do it – Happy Cinco de Mayo!
• Mayo the fiesta be with you this Cinco de Mayo!
• Cinco de Mayo is a Mexi-can’t miss celebration!
• Let’s taco ‘bout a guac-ing good Cinco de Mayo!
• It’s nacho average holiday, it’s Cinco de Mayo!
• Shake your maracas—it’s Cinco o’clock somewhere!
• Cinco de Mayo: Proof that tacos are a-maize-ing.
• Mayo-hem guaranteed at this Cinco de Mayo fiesta!
• Guac ‘n roll—it’s Cinco de Mayo time!

• Salsa your way into a spic-tacular Cinco de Mayo!
• Taco-bout a day to remember—Cinco de Mayo is epic!
• Fiesta like there’s no mañana—Cinco de Mayo style!
• Guac ‘n’ roll into Cinco de Mayo like a fiesta pro!
• Let’s chip into Cinco de Mayo with some tasty dips!
• Dress up with a little olé-gance for Cinco de Mayo!
• Lettuce celebrate Cinco de Mayo and fiesta forever!
• Don’t let the chips dip you down, it’s Cinco de Mayo!
• Mayo your Cinco be full of spice and everything nice!
• I’m in a tequila state of mind—must be Cinco de Mayo!
• Spice up your life – it’s a Cinco de Mayo celebration!
• Lettuce celebrate Cinco de Mayo with extra mayo-n joy!
• Cinco de Mayo is all about sippinon sunshine and lime!
• I’m not a regular mom, I’m a mamacita on Cinco de Mayo.
• Taco ‘bout a reason to party—Cinco de Mayo has arrived!
• Nacho average day—Cinco de Mayo is here to salsa-brate!
• Feeling extra saucy this Cinco de Mayo – pass the salsa!
• Tortilla chips and dips, that’s how Cinco de Mayo grips!
• Cinco de Mayo? More like Sink-o my teeth into tacos day!
• It’s Cinco de Ma-yo business how many tacos I eat today!
• I’ll be margarita-ville this Cinco de Mayo, salt and all!
• Don’t be a quesadilla, join the fiesta this Cinco de Mayo!
• Time to transition from siesta to fiesta on Cinco de Mayo!
• Life is better with tacos and tequila—happy Cinco de Mayo!
• Lettuce celebrate Cinco de Mayo with tequila and good thyme!
• Time to chimi-chimi-changas into the spirit of Cinco de Mayo!
• May your Cinco de Mayo be as bright and colorful as a piñata.
• It’s margarita o’clock somewhere, especially on Cinco de Mayo!
• Let’s burrito wrap up our Cinco de Mayo celebration with style!
• Shaking maracas and popping piñatas – arriba, it’s Cinco de Mayo!
• This Cinco de Mayo, let’s avocuddle and have a guac-tastic time!
• Party like there’s no mañana on Cinco de Mayo – it’s guac o’clock!
• I’m nacho average party animal, I’m a Cinco de Mayo fiesta expert!
• I’m all fired up for Cinco de Mayo – time to get queso-dilla dancing.
• Cinco de Mayo is all about the three T’s: Tacos, Tequila, and Tunes!
• Don’t be jalapeño business this Cinco de Mayo, just have a good time!
• Nacho average holiday!

• Let’s taco’bout how we’re gonna have a margarita-ville on Cinco de Mayo!
• Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday; it’s a guac-tastic celebration!
• When life gives you limes, make margaritas to celebrate Drink-o de Mayo!
• t’s no ordinary party; it’s a Cinco de Mayo fiesta, tacobout a good time!
• I’m feeling so chipper this Cinco de Mayo – must be all the salsa dancing!
• Let’s taco’bout how we’re going to tequila the dance floor on Cinco de Mayo.
• This Cinco de Mayo, let’s taco ‘bout how we can all be burrito-ful together.
• Don’t be a sour lime this Cinco de Mayo – let’s make it a fiesta to remember!
• May the fourth be with you, but Cinco de Mayo is where the real fiesta starts!
• Let’s taco’bout how we’re going to salsa our way through Cinco de Mayo festivities.

And there you have it — a fiesta of wordplay to spice up your Cinco de Mayo!

From cracking puns to nailing captions, you’re armed with all the humor you need.

More than laughs, puns remind us to see language differently, find joy in the unexpected, and turn ordinary into extraordinary.

Life’s too short not to have fun with words!