156 Lime Puns That Are Citrus-ly Good!

Hey there, lime lover!

Ready for a zesty wordplay adventure?

Prepare to squeeze out every drop of laughter with our lime puns collection.

These puns will turn chats into tangy delights, leaving friends green with envy at your pun skills.

Let’s zest up your day with lime-tastic puns ripe for the picking!

Lime Puns

• Living life lime-sized.
• I love s-lime.
• Lime yours!
• Lime all about you.

• When in doubt, add more lime!

• What a time to be a-lime.
• Getting better all the lime.
• Lime feeling good.
• I love the lime-light.

• Lime so done with this!
• In lime, we trust.
• Lime on the wild side.
• Love at first lime!
• Lime for a fresh start!
• Lime heals all wounds.
• Let the lime times roll.
• A frozen lime: Chill-lime!

• Got lime? Let’s taco ’bout it!

• Lime flies when you’re having fun!
• Lime on my hands, joy in my heart!
• Lime and again, you make me smile.
• A lime a day keeps the sour away.
• Climb the ladder of success, one lime at a time.

• The zest for lime is the zest for life.
• Lime after lime, it gets better.
• Let’s make lime-tastic memories.
• A lime’s favorite game: Bitter sweet and sour.
• The world may change, but the zest of lime remains.
• It’s always happy hour when lime is involved!
• Lime’s the original sour-ce of all things tangy!
• It’s lime for a change!

• Lime is the key to a tang-talizing taste sensation!
• Feeling zesty and testy, must be the lime in me.
• Don’t be sour, be a lime and stay positive!
• Squeezing out success one lime at a time.

• The building’s lime was almost past its prime.
• You can’t squeeze a dime like you do a lime.
• The lime went to the doctor because it wasn’t peeling well.
• A lime that can sing is called a lim-e-o.
• A lime’s favorite type of music is lime-rock.
• A lime that’s afraid of heights is called a scaredy-lime.
• When you cross a lime with a banana, you get a split decision.
• A lime’s pranks are always inoffensive, just a citrus mime.
• When studying math, lime knows the prime numbers are key.
• Time flies like a lime when you’re having fun.
• Lime me up before you go-go.
• Limes are like people: some are sweet, some are sour.
• In the theater of fruits, the lime always wants to mime.

• Life and limes, both need a dash of zest.
• I heard a chime while sipping my lime juice.
• Lime: the unsung hero of the fruit world.
• Lime juice solves everything, just add more tequila.
• His lime-green shirt was truly prime for the occasion.
• Lime: the squeeze-ential ingredient for a good time.
• How do you make a lime laugh: just squeeze its funny bone.
• A lime celebrates its birthday with a little zest and lots of juice.
• A rolling lime gathers no moss, but it may make a mean mojito.
• When life gives you limes, make a piña colada and dance in the rain.
• The lime made it through the crowd by just squeezing its way through.
• The lime brought an umbrella to the party in case it got a little too juicy.
• The lime gets rid of the hiccups with a little bit of lemon-lime soda.
• When you cross a lime and a cactus, you get a prickly little citrus.
• Lime’s humor is always pulp-able; it squeezes out the best laughs!
• I asked the lime if it wanted to go on a vacation, but it said it was in limbo.
• The lime tried to join the basketball team, but it was too small to make the lime-up.
• He always keeps a dime in his pocket for good luck, along with a slice of lime.
• You’ve committed a crime if you don’t appreciate a good lime.

• The lime didn’t roll down the hill, it had ran out of juice.
• When life handed lime lemons, it made zesty lemonade!
• Lime’s fashion style? Always dressed in citrus couture!
• Lime’s comedy show is always a peel-arious hit!
• My love for you is like a lime, it just keeps getting juicier.
• Lime’s the life of the fruit party; it’s the ultimate zest maker!
• The lime-colored bird sang a sweet chime-like melody.

• Lime loves playing board games, it’s pretty zest at it!
• A lime that’s been pureed is lime puree.

• When life gives you limes, make margaritas!

• I’m not drunk, I’m just extra lime-y.
• I don’t always drink tequila , but when I do, it’s with a lime.
• The lime refused to play cards with the orange, fearing it was a tanger-ine cheat.
• A lime becomes successful by always sticking to the pulp and never losing zest.
• During winter, lime loves to chill in its citrus igloo!

• The magician performed lime-azing tricks that left everyone in awe!
• Limes aren’t good secret keepers; they might spill the juice!
• A lime that’s been peeled is a naked lime.
• A lime a day keeps the scurvy away.

• Lime all ears when life gets juicy!

• The lemon crosses the road because it would like to play squash.

• Racing against time, the athlete was as speedy as lime juice on a hot day.
• A lime that’s been sliced thinly is a lime rind.
• Squeeze the truth out of every lime with the Lime Sleuth!

• Limes never get stuck in traffic, they always take the high pith way.
• A lime never gets lost in the city, it keeps it citr-ical and stays on the right path!
• When lime hits the courtroom, it always presents a strong zestimony!

• The wedding dress was a soft lime green – simple, yet sublime.
• The lime is always in trouble, can’t resist going against the grain.
• Even in hide and seek, the lime ends up in the lime-light.
• Beat fatigue, fuel up on limes.
• When lime went to the carnival, it loved the zestful rides!

• The lime said to the lemon, ‘I find your zest for life refreshing!’
• The lime told the orange, ‘Peel free to express your tangy self!’
• Limes use a pen and citrus-pad for notes!
• Lime wanted to be an artist, creating citrus-inspired art!

• Racing a lime was a sour decision; it won with zest for speed!
• Limes never get lost; they always take the zest route!
• Before leaving for work, limes say, ‘Lime off!’
• Lime to the grape: You might be vine-grown, but my zest is divine!
• The lime bird perched on the lime tree, creating a picturesque scene.

• The lime joined the salsa dance class, and now it’s the zest salsa dancer around!
• Got caught stealing limes…I was in a real pickle!
• In the world of citrus, limes always make the zest dressed list!
• When you’re feeling down, just remember that lime will lift your spirits!
• When lime meditates, it achieves zen-lime tranquility!

• When you add lime to a salad, it becomes a leaf-lime masterpiece!
• The lime learned archery and hit the target with zest.
• Lime’s advice for scuba divers: Dive deep, but don’t forget your sub-lime refreshment!
• Lime’s fashion statement: Citrus colors are the new black!
• When limes meet, they always say ‘Zest to meet you!’

• Lime’s secret talent? Being the lime-light at every party!
• A lime’s favorite drink? Squeeze on the beach!
• Keep your friends close, but your limes closer.
• Lime’s the sour-ce of all things refreshing!
• The lime joined the gym to get more juice!

• Lime puns are a-peeling.
• She’s got some zest-fully good stories to tell!
• Remember, every cloud has a lime green lining.
• When life gives you limes, make margaritas and have a zesty time!
• The lime in the office always brings a juicy perspective to meetings.

• My lime’s my partner in crime.
• Have you heard about the new lime tire? It’s a Citroën
• When you’re in a pickle, lime’s the juice to save the day!
• The lime was always happy because it had a lime-light attitude!
• Submarine? No, it’s a lime-marine.

• The lime went to the gym to stay lime and fit!
• The lime joined the circus because it wanted to be the cir-lime master of acrobatics!
• The lime was always happy because every day was zest a gift!
• Lime, the wheelie cool fruit, never ceases to cruise in style!
• The lime started a blog to share its tangy tales.
• I saw a lime in a fight; it had some serious pulp fiction.
• Lime: The only rockstar fruit that knows how to roll!

And that’s a wrap on our zestful lime pun journey.

Don’t worry, the citrusy fun doesn’t end here!

Let these lime puns inspire you.

Remember, humor sweetens life’s sour moments.

So, spread your puns far and wide, lighting up the world with laughter.

Cheers to a life rich with laughter and zesty puns!