181 Monday Puns To Bring a Laugh Riot at the Start!

Monday Puns

Hey, you! Yeah, I’m talking to you, the one scrolling on a Monday morning, sipping on that essential cup of coffee, seeking a sprinkle of joy to kickstart the most dreaded day of the week.

Let’s face it: we’ve all been there, trying to craft that perfect caption to accompany our Monday morning Instagram post.

You want something cheeky, relatable, and just the right shade of punny?

Trust me, by the end of this read, Monday won’t be just another day for you.

It’ll be the day your followers look forward to, thanks to these killer puns!

Dive in, and let’s make Mondays magical (and hysterical) together! 🌟🎉

Monday Puns

  • Have a MON-derful day!
  • Let’s taco’bout Monday!
  • Ready, set, Monday!
  • You had me at ‘Mond-no.’

  • I’m Mon-done with this day.
  • Monday? More like Mon-slay!
  • Monday is the root of all evil.
  • Monday, you’re my cup of tea.
  • Monday is the evil twin of Sunday.
  • It’s Monday – time to rise and wine!
  • Rise and grind, it’s Monday time!
  • Have a berry good Monday!
  • Dear Monday, go step on a lego.
  • Chin up, buttercup – it’s just Monday!
  • I have a case of the Mon-daze today.
  • Monday: where dreams go to die.
  • I think I’m allergic to Monday.
  • On Mondays, we wear grouch pajamas.
  • Monday purrs: coffee and cat cuddles.
  • Monday’s to-do list: survive, thrive, caffeinate.
  • Monday is just another day to be awesome.
  • My week starts with a mood: a moan-day!
  • Manic Monday: Where multitasking gets real.

Manic Monday- Where Multitasking Gets Real

  • Mon-dalicious start to the week!

  • Monday’s here – let’s make it Mon-tastic!

  • If Monday had a face, I’d give it a high-five… with a chair.
  • I’m on a Mon-diet every start of the week.
  • For NASA, the best launch day is Moon-day!
  • Mondays are for the mon-daring individuals.
  • Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.
  • Monday, let’s make it a brew-tiful day!
  • Pumpkin spice, Monday’s treat to entice.
  • Make Monday a day to remember, not dread.
  • Monday’s favorite type of music is blues, of course.
  • Make Monday your beach – ride the wave of positivity!
  • Make Monday feel like a Friday with a positive attitude.
  • Monday blues? I think you mean Monday brews.
  • Monday seems like an entire week on its own.
  • Time to “mon-slay” this Monday like a boss!
  • Make Monday your “mon-play” for success!
  • I’ll only do cardio on Mondays because it’s a runday.
  • I hate Mondays so much, they make me mon-grrry.
  • I’m not a fan of Mondays, they’re a mon-struggle!
  • Don’t let Monday monopolize your good vibes!
  • Mondays are the reason why coffee was invented.
  • Monday blues? Shake them off with some good tunes!
  • Don’t let Monday sneak up on you – tackle it head-on!
  • Monday is just another word for a fresh start!
  • Monday’s are like garlic, they’re good for you but they stink!
  • Wake up, kick Monday’s butt, and conquer the week ahead!
  • Mondays were created to make sure we appreciate Fridays.
  • I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays, I love to hate them.
  • If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs.
  • The only thing worse than a Monday is a rainy Monday.
  • On Mondays, my bed and I often get into a heated blanket debate.
  • The best way to celebrate Monday is by pretending it’s Friday.
  • Monday was always hungry because it never had a Sundae.
  • The skeleton refused to work on Mondays because he was bone-tired.
  • Monday mornings are a reminder that even the calendar says “WTF.”
  • Monday is like a bad haircut – you just have to grin and bare it.
  • The best way to deal with Monday is to “mon-take” it head-on!
  • Monday is a fresh start, like a new pencil with a worn-down eraser.
  • Monday should be optional and come with a snooze button.
  • Just because it’s Monday doesn’t mean it has to be Mun-dane.
  • Why is Monday so far from Sunday, but Sunday so close to Monday?
  • If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays.
  • Monday feels like an unsolvable math problem.
  • A Monday miracle: getting out of bed on time.
  • Start your week with a Mon-dash of motivation.
  • Monday mornings are a real pane in the glass.
  • Monday is the villain in the story of my week.
  • Don’t be Mon-down, it’s just the start of the week.
  • This Monday, be the Monde of your own world!
  • If Monday had a face, I’d snooze it.
  • Monday: where the struggle to adult begins.
  • Monday: where motivation plays hide and seek.
  • Monday mornings have me feeling like a mon-zombie.
  • Monday is a strong contender of the weak days.
  • Wish I could CTRL+Z Monday and revisit Sunday.
  • Every Monday, I wish it could just stay Sunday.
  • Dive in and Mon-dig; Monday will feel easier.
  • Moan-day: The day even coffee needs a coffee.

Moan-day- The Day Even Coffee Needs a Coffee

  • Grab a Mon-ster coffee, it’s Monday!

  • I can’t bear Mondays, but they’re panda-monium.
  • Let’s make Monday the new Sunday! Who’s with me?
  • Someday, I hope every Monday feels like a Sunday.
  • Every Monday is a Mon-door to new opportunities!
  • This Monday feels like a Sunday in wolf’s clothing.
  • May your clothes be comfy and your Monday be short.
  • Let’s turn the moan in Monday into motivation!
  • Let’s mon-tivate ourselves this Monday.
  • I’m not anti-Monday, I’m just pro-Friday!
  • I’ve got a case of the Mondays, and it’s contagious!
  • Monday, you’re not fooling anyone; you’re no Sunday!
  • The best thing about Monday is… it’s only one day!
  • It’s just another Manic Monday wishing for a Sunday.
  • Better Mon-days ahead: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
  • Mondays are like garlic, they keep the laziness away.
  • Don’t worry, Monday is just a case of déjà brew.
  • Monday is the day when even my coffee needs a coffee.
  • Make Monday a Mourning-day!
  • Don’t let Monday make you ‘moan’—turn it into a ‘mocha’!
  • May your coffee be strong and your “monday” short.
  • I’d rather be in “sunday” mode than face another monday.
  • Don’t be a “mon-daydreamer,” get to work!
  • Monday should be optional. Just like pants.
  • I wish Monday would take a permanent vacation.
  • If Mondays had a mascot, it would be a grumpy cat.
  • Monday is your launchpad for a positively stellar week!
  • Turn your Monday blues into a vibrant positive hue!
  • Only Monday could make me feel like a sloth on steroids.
  • Monday blues? Try adding a splash of tequila to your morning coffee.
  • Wishing you a Happy Monday would be like wishing you a Happy Root Canal.
  • Mondays feel long—a pun-ishment for enjoying the weekend.
  • Monday should be optional, like a spare tire—only used when needed.
  • A vampire’s least favorite day is Monday—bloody exhausting.
  • Let’s tackle Monday like a wrestler – with a strong grip and a lot of caffeine.
  • Monday is the perfect day for a “mon-date” with my couch and Netflix.
  • On Monday, my coffee cup whispers, “Let’s Mon-do this!”
  • Wake up when Monday’s over, for Sunday vibes linger on.
  • Hello Monday. Is it too early to ask for another Sunday?
  • Monday isn’t a Mon-ster, just another day of the week.
  • Let’s Monday like it’s nobody’s business!
  • Monday’s got me feeling like a Garfield in a room full of lasagna.
  • Mondays are like insurance – necessary but a total drag.
  • Monday is like Groundhog Day without the cute furry creature.
  • What’s worse? Waking up on Monday or realizing it’s only Monday.
  • Monday is perfect for dieting—you’ll be too depressed to eat.
  • Let’s Monday-fy our mindset and make it a great start to the week!
  • Monday is like a math problem, you just want to subtract it from your life.
  • Moon-day: The night’s way of saying Monday.

Moon-day- The Night's Way of Saying 'Monday

  • Monday brought a map to work to find its way to Friday!
  • Monday may be tough, but at least it’s not Sadderday.
  • Monday: when every second feels like a Sunday throwback.
  • Monday went to the psychiatrist with a weak-end complex.
  • I can’t espresso how much I need Monday to be brew-tiful.
  • From Sunday to Monday, let’s transform it into a fun day!
  • If Sunday is the day of rest, Monday is the day of tests.
  • Monday, the perfect day to set new goals and crush them like a boss!
  • Monday is like a bad cup of coffee—bitter and unpleasant.
  • Take the work week Mon-day at a time!
  • Dream of a ‘Monde’ with French pastries and endless coffee every Monday.
  • Monday is like a bad ex—it keeps coming back.
  • Monday is like a math problem—it multiplies stress and divides happiness.
  • Monday is like a bad meal – it leaves a bad taste in my week.
  • Grumpy on Monday? It’s just a fleeting Mon-taneous mood.
  • Mondays are just footnotes to a well-written Sunday story.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode every Monday.
  • Some rosy days aren’t Sundays; they’re Mondays in disguise!
  • If Monday was a hero, the alarm clock would be its nemesis.
  • In life’s card game, let Monday be your winning Mond-day!
  • Monday is like a bad joke – it’s always a punch in the gut.
  • Mundane-day: Where excitement takes a day off.

Mundane-day- Where Excitement Takes a Day Off

  • Monday mood: 90% coffee, 10% trying to remember the weekend.
  • Monday gets through the day with a strong cup of motivation!
  • Turn your ‘Mon-day’ to ‘Mon-funday’ with a little creativity!
  • Monday’s an im-pasta, messing with my Sunday spaghetti vibes!
  • Monday feels like a heavy dumbbell, but I’m lifting its mood.
  • Monday brought a broom to the office to sweep away the weekend!
  • Mondays are bridges, leading you to the Sunday on the other side.
  • The wizard turned Monday into a frog. Guess it’s now Mon-hop day!
  • Monday told the weekend, “Why do you always leave me so quickly?”
  • On Mondays, we all become Mon-dai-gone-warriors battling the week.
  • Got Monday Blues? Shift to Monday Mon-skews and see differently!
  • Mondays: the runway where everyone flaunts their week-start style.
  • Keep pushing this Monday; after every rain, there’s a sunny Sunday.
  • Trying to handle Monday like I handle my coffee… one sip at a time.
  • If memories had a flavor, Mondays would taste like Sunday’s leftovers.
  • Monday’s to-do list: 1. Drink coffee. 2. Avoid Monday. 3. Refer to #1.
  • Monday is just a reminder that the weekend is over, but coffee is forever.
  • I’m trying to carry my Sunday spirit into Monday, but the luggage is heavy.
  • They said, “Seize the day!” So, I seized Monday and put it in a time capsule.
  • If Monday had a signature scent, it would be burnt coffee and regret.
  • I never trust anything that starts with ‘Mon’, except money.
  • Monday: a stubborn math problem with no solution.
  • Mondays are gym memberships; everyone has one, but facing them is another story.
  • Some people call it Monday blues – I call it a serious case of Mondayitis.
  • Mondays: like a poor internet connection; always hoping, rarely seeing.
  • You know you’re old when Mondays are worse than dentist appointments.
  • If Monday had a fan club, I wouldn’t join it even if they offered free donuts.
  • A Monday without coffee is like a unicorn without a horn – pointless and too difficult to handle.

Alright, superstar, you’ve now got an arsenal of Monday puns that are sharper than your morning espresso shot!

Every time you throw one of these puns out into the universe, you’re not just breaking the Monday blues; you’re reshaping how you, and others, perceive the day.

Stay pun-derful, and here’s to making every Monday memorable! 🌟🍀

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